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If you take all the letters from "Steven Grant Rogers", remove them, and put new ones instead, you get "I am Hydra." We should have seen it coming guys.

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Who cares about Ukraine winning, UK gave 6 points to France. Everybody goes home, the war is over.

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Let's watch the Australiavision tonight. Thumbs up Europe.

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“Table for one, Mr. Stank. Please, by the bathroom.”

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Just sayin'

Rumlow said “Bucky” and Steve couldn’t think /straight/ anymore.

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So many wrong things in Captain America : Civil war, but Sam Wilson is one perfect son of a bird.

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So, you like cats ?

Sam fucking Wilson.

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peggy, looking down at steve and sharon from heaven: wow that's fucked up

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Sooo my view on Captain America : Civil war.

End of the movie : Yeaaah man, that was good!

Post credit scene : WHAT THE FUCKERY FUCKING FUCK. *hello denial my old friend*

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HAHAHAHA SPIDER-MAN LOOKS RIDICULOUS HAHAHA

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Dear lord I love Edwin Jarvis so badly.

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The first Deadpool comic I ever read had a panel in it and somebody asked Deadpool what he looks like under the mask. He said “I look like a cross between Ryan Reynolds and a Shar Pei,” and I knew at that moment, I was like “One day I’ll play this guy.”

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