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Wriotheseley AgeRe Headcanons

—Wriotheseley is a flip!

—Wriotheseley is a flip with no lean!

—Wriotheseley's regression age is 0-3, or 13-15!

—Wriotheseley's primary caregiver(s) are Neuvillette, Sigewinne is a playmate!

—Wriotheseley doesn't like regressing, which often leads to him suppressing until he can't anymore. Which leaves the closest CG with a cranky toddler or moody teen.

—Wriotheseley has a hard time finding time to actually be in a younger headspace, so oftentimes he'll have a pull-up on under his clothing, a stuffed toy on his lap while he does his paperwork, Sigewinne will often give a warning if someone is headed to his office to give Wriotheseley time to hide anything he doesn't want them to see.

—He's 100% a husky regressor, but Wriotheseley probably doesn't even know it and just assumes he's a bad kid for being hyper and chewing on things.

—Wriotheseley absolutely cannot sleep without his nightlight when small, like, a total meltdown happens even at the thought of it. One time the bulb burned out and....oh that was a night.

—Wriotheseley is admittedly quite bad at listening. To himself mostly. Hunger? Ignored. Potty? Ignored. He doesn't mean to really, he just gets so focused on his cartoon or activity that he forgets. Wriotheseley is padded for these reasons.

—Wriotheseley really likes wearing Neuvillette's coat when small. It's comforting, like a big, sea salt scented blankie. He also likes finding pretty rocks or seashells and gifting them to Neuvillette. Neuvillette has an almost unnecessary amount of rocks sitting on his table.

—Wriotheseley has a few Dietary restrictions, most of them are because of sensory issues with food textures. This is a Five Foods baby. He's not the most adventurous eater, but a surprising snack he loves is unbreaded, skinless Chicken with apple sauce. (Ong this is so good it's one of my favorites. Next time you have chicken try dipping it in a bit of apple sauce.)

—Wriotheseley has a surprising hyperfixation on American Football. He has no clue what a touchdown is or what a linebacker does, but he likes seeing a team work together and have fun.

—Wriotheseley sometimes has nightmares, which almost always leads to Neuvillette having a cuddle buddy for naptime. Wriotheseley denies this when asked though.

—When in Teenspace, Wriotheseley is, rightfully, an angsty lil butthead. He's mad at his parents, mad at Neuvillette, mad at you, mad at me, mad at his own reflection, he's a little pissy pants.(he still uses his pacifier when in teenspace but shh, don't tell)

—Wriotheseley's primary littles are Freminet, Sigewinne, and when he's in Fontaine, the traveller!

—Wriotheseley gives me girl-dad vibes. He'd absolutely let his little girl paint his nails or do his makeup. There's always trace amounts of glitter in Wriotheseley's hair.

—Wriotheseley can and will carry his little all day. If his baby needs him, he's dropping everything to be there.

—Wriotheseley 100% swaddles his fussy babies with his jacket.

—Wriotheseley made a cubby under his desk for his kiddo when they're sleepy but still want to be close to him. Sometimes he'll just have his kiddo in his lap, rocking them slowly while he does his work.

—Huge fan of parallel play. Wriotheseley always has something fun for him and his kiddo to do.

—don't ask me why but I get the vibe he'd teach his kiddo how to skip stones? Like he and Neuvillette would scoop the baby up and take them to a small pond, Wriotheseley would teach them how to find good skipping rocks, he'd should the proper way, his kiddo would just yeet the rock, and Neuvillette would use his Hydro abilities to just make it skip. Ahh! So cute! TvT

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Bananas are to fruit as Vanilla is to ice cream, in the sense that they can be paired with basically everything in a complementary way.

Strawberry and banana? Great combo

Strawberry and vanilla? Awesome.

Blueberry and banana, pear and banana, chocolate and vanilla, cookies 'n cream and vanilla, hell, you can even swap and pair them with each other.

Truly, they are the plain Janes of the foodstuffs world and I don't think we appreciate them enough.

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Kenma Kozumē AgeRe Headcanons

—Kenma is a flip with a little lean!

—Kenma's regression age is 0-12, but mostly on the higher end unless stressed.

—Kenma's caregiver is Kuroo! (But between me and you, Kenma really doesn't need one. #independentbabyboy) Shoyo is a playmate!

—Kenma is(to no one's surprise)a chronic iPad baby. He loves Roblox parkour Obbies and those "Escape the ___" games.

—Kenma is mostly nonverbal, often just pointing at things he wants or making small vocalizations, very rarely does he say actual words.

—Kenma uses a pacifier, it's a simple white one with a "Pause Button" sticker on it(Kuroo got it for the lil man, Kenma thinks it's cute but won't ever admit that)

—Kenma is surprisingly clingy when small, that's not saying he's affectionate though. A hand gripping onto his Caregiver's shirt, holding two fingers when walking in crowded places, on the rare occasion Kenma's social anxiety spikes, Kenma will tuck himself under his caregiver's arm.

—Animal crossing and Harvest Moon have this baby in a headlock. Has on many occasions had his Switch/Wii taken away because Kenma gets caught after bedtime playing.

—Karma is probably a kitten regressor, but he'll never admit it; Kuroo doesn't need anymore ammunition to call him "Kitten".

—Kenma is(once again, to no one's surprise) a very low energy baby. If Kenma doesn't feel like walking, he'll toddle up to Kuroo and T-pose until he's picked up. Yes you read that right. T-pose. Kuroo thinks it's the stupidest(read; cutest) thing ever. And sometimes if Kenma doesn't feel like standing or sitting anymore, he'll just casually flop over like a cat on cold tile and continue whatever he was doing but now on the floor/bed/whatever he flopped down on.

—Loves onesies but is embarrassed about it. Kenma also probably needs to be padded because he gets so invested in his game that he'll forget to go potty. Naturally Kuroo got him Pokémon pull-ups because of course he did.(Kenma loves them, shh)

—Can absolutely be bribed with Apple pie or stickers. Lil man won't pick up his videogame console? Guess who's not getting Appi pie. Cue Kenma moving faster than he has all week.

—Kenma doesn't really cry or fuss, but on the rare occasion he's playing an online game and someone starts being mean, Kenma will turn off his game and toddle to Kuroo or his cat(whichever is closer) and cry. Kenma is still good at video games when small, but a toddler can only do so much. Kenma isn't allowed to play games like overwatch/TF2/or games of that verity when small for this reason(unless playing with people that know he's little like Lev or Yaku)

—Speaking of Lev and Yaku! Playdates. You might think Yaku is the caregiver and Lev is the little yea? Well it's actually the opposite! Lev and Kuroo schedule playdates with each other and littles from other schools, which can lead to some interesting events. Kenma actually really likes the play dates, but you'll never hear him say it.

—Kenma really likes Kirby when regressed. He has a Kirby plush backpack to hold his games and snacks when small(sealed drinks only because if juice got on Kenma's Switch this boy would melt into a puddle of tears)

—Kenma's favorite emotional support toy is actually a Sanrio plushie. PomPomPurin specifically(you can guess why TvT) the toy's name is often shortened to "Pomi" because Kenma's laziness extends to even names.

—Overalls baby. It's a built-in leash. Not that Kenma runs off, quite the opposite actually, Kenma just often gets so focused on his game that he might not notice he's about to walk face-first into a wall or that Kuroo turned left and Kenma's still going straight. Kuroo just grabs the back of the overalls and carries Kenma whenever needed.

—Kenma sleeps a surprising amount, and sometimes he'll fall asleep standing. It's both cute and concerning.

—Much like a cat, Kenma can be told something, he'll look right at you, dead in the eyes, then immediately ignore whatever you said. Kuroo finds it cute until he remembers he is not immune to this purposeful ignoring.

—Kenma absolutely has a Minecraft nightlight for bed. I'm thinking one of the fox lamps, but maybe a torch too. Kenma doesn't really need a nightlight, but he likes having it regardless.

@appeypies (sorry if you don't like being pinged, I just think your account is cool and thought you'd like this TvT)

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I GRADUATED TODAY!!!!!

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A thought that came to me while eating a chicken Casada

Modern Genshin AU where the Yakshas were a band and four out of five of them died in the partying scene. (Ex overdose, drunk-driving, etc) leaving Xiao as the sole member to be informally adopted by their band producer Morax. This can also double as an Ex-addict Xiao AU.

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What I think the Genshin Archons smell like in no particular order and you can't tell I genuinely hate one of them with a burning passion

Venti: Nutmeg and Alcohol fumes

Raiden Ei: Batteries and Hibiscus

Furina/Neuvillette: (I put both of them because I still don't know which one of them is supposed to be archon T-T)

Furina: Bubblegum and Dishsoap

Neuvillette: Salt and Petrichor

Nahida: Ink and Black Tea

Zhongli: Dirt that's been in the sun, Antiseptic, and Burnt wood

Mavuika: one too many pumps of victoria secret bombshell perfume, cherry flavored lollipops, and Burnt rubber

The Tsaritsa: Aloe Vera and Baby Powder, a very subtle addition of Vanilla

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Mr. Gap AgeRe Headcanons

My boy! Ahh! >.< (but no really.I need help I'm obsessed with Mr. Gap to an unhealthy degree someone sedate me)

—Mr. Gap is a flip with no lean!

—Mr. Gap's regression age is 0-2, but on the rare.occasion, he'll teen regress 14-17!

—Mr. Gap is a really clingy thing, he'll pop up in any possible gap he can find when he wants his caregiver's attention.

—Mr. Gap really likes "trash" animals. Raccoons, Possums, Ferrets(not really a trash animal but it's a furry snake with legs)spiders, rats, 80% of his toys are "trash" animals.

—Mr. Gap really likes playing games, but it can get a little difficult being stuck in a wall, on his younger end of regression, he loves Peek-a-Boo.

—The giggliest baby, he's always happy, laughing about one thing or another. His requests for organs shift to requests for candy or stickers, even when he's not in Littlespace, a sticker or his favorite candy can get him to comply about 70% of the time. Don't overuse it though or he'll get annoyed.

—Mr. Gap's pacifier used to be a plain black one, but his caregiver gifted him a Raccoon themed one! It's his favorite, it matches his Raccoon plushie.

—A very helpful kiddo. If someone lost something, he'll try and help find it! He does it to be helpful, but the sticker he gets from his Caregiver at the end definitely helps.

—Mr. Gap loves to color, and he especially loves when his Caregiver hangs his pictures up. Sometimes a ghost will walk down a random hall and there'll just be six crayon drawings hanging on the wall.

—Loves playing pranks on the apartment inhabitants. Harmless pranks of course, no joke should ever make someone sad or cry. His favorite thing is waiting until someone walks past a gap and grabbing their ankles or jumping out and scaring them. He's very careful about it, one time Mr. Machete accidentally stepped on his hand. That was rather ouchie.

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Vent

I've never been so close to committing while simultaneously not doing a damn thing. Love being too lazy to kill myself. Shit's the best.

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Rainbow Paci Baby Ghasts

(Art is mine ^^)

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A vent/rant

Am I the only one that loves hanging out with their friends but every time I say/text/do something I immediately feel like I've offended everyone and they all actually hate me and I should just never talk or do anything ever again. But if I say anything about it then I'm being an entitled brat that just wants attention? Like saying literally anything makes me feel like a narcissistic pick-me douchebag and I could've just said hello. I feel like I'm screwing everything up and doing everything wrong and that everyone I know genuinely hates me and every time I open my mouth I'm offending them all. I can't keep doing this shit. I feel like just existing is causing drama. And even writing this makes me feel like an attention whore.

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hiii! is it fine if you could do little! kinich or heizou hcs. you dont hv to if u dont want :3

I absolutely can! let's do Heizou since I know more about his character ^^

Heizou AgeRe Headcanons

—Heizou's regression age is 5-12, middle regressor!

—A surprisingly extroverted baby! Always the first to toddle up to the more shy kiddos and asking to play. No one is left out!

—Heizou is basically the big brother of any and all kiddos. Loves play-dates and sleepovers!

—Heizou's favorite stuffed toy is a Clifford plushie. He carries it literally everywhere. He's all pouty when his plushie needs to be washed, not a happy kiddo with his plushie.

—Heizou and Charlotte would love playing detective together I just know it. Their caregivers would come together and make a little mystery hunt for them to figure out, probably with candy at the end or some type of treat.

—a very independent baby, Heizou admittedly has a hard time listening to his caregiver, he just gets so excited to explore he just toddles off.

—Heizou loves lego sets, almost never follows the instruction manuals, and follows only vibes. He loves recreating places he's been in lego, he always tries to make them as accurate as he cans.

—Heizou really likes playing TCG when on the older ages of his regression. He's not very good, and he knows he's not, but he doesn't play to win. He's just having fun.

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Hiccup AgeRe Headcanons

(Minor spoilers!)

—Hiccup is a little!

—Hiccup's primary regression age is 0-1. He's baby.

—Hiccups primary Caregiver is Toothless and Stoick! Snotlout, The twins, and Astrid babysit occasionally!

—The only time Snotlout pulls his head out of his butt is when Hiccup regresses. Their frenemy schick gets put on hold. Who beefs with a baby afterall?

—Ruffnut and Tuffnut always end up fighting over which one of them Baby Hiccup likes more, which often leads to Astrid having to do the actual babysitting part. Spoiler alert; Baby Hiccup is too small to even tell the twins apart.

—Whenever Toothless thinks Hiccup is small, he'll take off his tail-fin thing as a sign Toothless thinks Hiccup is small. Toothless is literally never wrong.

—Remember that end-battle scene in the first movie when Toothless had Hiccup wrapped in his wings? Yea baby Hiccup refuses to sleep unless in that position. It's like a weighted blankie but scaly!

—Hiccup makes his own gear, it took a few attempts, and his first paci fell apart, but after tweaking it, he now has a fully functional paci! Not a traditional pacifier per-se, it's not plastic and silicone but wood and rubber! Hiccup custom wood-burned a picture of Toothless in the shield of the pacifier.

—Hiccup often has nightmares of that fight in the dragon's nest, Stoick is one of the only ones able to get Hiccup soothed after one of those night terrors. Similarly, when Hiccup gets phantom-limb it's nearly impossible to get him to calm down. It hurts okay? Gobber taught Stoick and Toothless how to do Mirror Therapy. (For those that don't know, Mirror therapy, a non-pharmacological technique, uses the visual illusion of movement in the missing limb to potentially reduce phantom limb pain, by viewing the reflection of the intact limb while attempting to move the phantom limb.)

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Homicipher Characters As Cats

(This is literally every character, definitely the longest post I've made so far TvT)

Mr. Crawling

—Black Longhaired ragdoll, 8-10 months. You named him Cuddles!

—You found him while on a walk, lil guy was in a dumpster. At first, you thought of leaving him, as taking home a stray might not be a great idea, but lil man started following you!

—Mr. Crawling, true to his name, crawls. He almost never stands up fully, nor does he walk very fast. Almost never meows, unless he wants your attention. He'll follow you literally everywhere. Whoever said cats are independent clearly never met this floof. Hope you don't like alone time, because this Velcro baby acts like he's dying if he doesn't get attention and pets.

—the first time he meowed you nearly shit yourself. You'd locked him out of the bedroom because cathair, and just as you were falling asleep; "Hehehe!" Queue the lights flicking on, the nearest vase being grabbed for a makeshift weapon, and bowels preparing for evacuation. That was until you heard it again. Damn cat.

—overall a solid 9/10 kitty, only point off for the exorcism worthy meow at the most ungodly hours.

Mr. Scarletella

—Orange Abyssinian or Chausie. 11-12 months. Although...you've never seen a cat quite this red......why's it not blinking? You named him Esper!

—Oh if you thought Mr. Crawling was clingy you ain't ready for this little hellion. You didn't find him, he found you. This is why we don't feed stray cats, you get whatever this thing is.

—The most silent of kitties. You got him a collar with a bell solely so he stops accidentally scaring the hell out of you with how quiet he is. Lil man is smart though, he learned to make some form of noise to let you know he's there if he doesn't have his bell on/thinks extra sound is needed.

—refuses to sleep anywhere but on your bed. Although strangely, he will loaf in your umbrella stand. Makes aggressive eye-contact and purrs. Seriously it's....weird. He also somehow gets out of the house each morning, always returning with some item of sorts as a gift. Sometimes it's normal cat things, other times it's things you're not even sure how a cat his size lifted. And you'll never forget the time he brought you home a bird. That was warm. And still moving. And not dead. Kitty no! Drop it!

—8/10 Kitty. Only thing holding him back is that he won't stop staring at you when you sleep. It'd be easier if he blinked.

Mr. Silvair

—White Norwegian Forest Cat. 1-2 years. You named him Enoki!

—This elegant kitty appears fully blind, he never opens his eyes. He's a very calm kitty, prefers loafing by the sun-baked window or napping under your furniture. You could probably enter him in pageants, he's a very pretty boy. Overall a solid 8/10, points off because he keeps turning the lights off when you're in the shower.

—Suspiciously smart. Sometimes you swear this isn't a cat. He can turn on lights, open doors, even feed himself and the other kitties. He likes your bookshelf a lot too.

—You've only heard him meow once when you first met him, after that? He barely makes a peep. The most he'll do is one of those chirps cats do to acknowledge their human.

—This not so little lad appeared to you on your way home from work/school one day, meowing urgently for you to follow him. He led you to a small orange Tabby.

Mr. Chopped

—Orange American Tabby. 7-9 months. You named him Ginger!

—This is the kitty Mr. Silvair led you too! This lil chaos gremlin has Dwarfism and Cerebellar Hypoplasia, but that doesn't stop him from causing chaos. Thankfully your blind kitty acts like a dad to this little maniac.

—The happiest little guy. Seriously you could kick him in the head(don't)and he'd probably purr. He loves pets and belly rubs and laser pointers and all of that. He carries his favorite mouse toy everywhere with him.

—Meows up a storm! Definitely your most chatty cat. One of his favorite activities is following you around and just...making noise. He'll chirp and meow until you pet him or pick him up or sometimes he'll just meow because he can.

—a perfect 10/10 Kitty. Get yourself a Mr. Chopped today!(Mr. Silvair sold separately)

Mr. Gap

—Gray Selkirk Rex. 3-5 months. You named him Nico!

—You found this little man trapped in a wall! Poor baby was meowing his little head off! The first few months after his initial adoption, he'd refuse to come out from under the couch, only coming out to use the litter box.

—He eventually mellowed a little, and now he brings you little gifts or fetches your keys for you—you're not sure how he even gets them.

—a surprising cuddly kitten, when you walk past the gap in between your bed and dresser, occasionally a tiny paw will come out and bap your ankle, or when in your living room you might feel a tiny fluffy head bump against your shin. And when he really wants your attention, you'll hear the cutest little raspy mew from wherever he's hiding. (Raspy meows confirmed)

—my personal favorite, love me a carpet kitty. 10/10, I'm gate-keeping the baby.

Mr. Hood

—Black American shorthair. 2-4 years. You named him Wisp!

—Dead silent kitty. Like, if you don't already know he's there, you'll never see him.

—Follows you literally everywhere. You know how some people say their cats are their babies? Yea no, you're his baby. Can and will put himself between you and anything he deems a threat.....which is pretty much everything.

—one of the only kitties you take outside the house! Although it's more because he insists on staying with you more than you planned on taking him outside. You have a cat backpack for him.

—10/10, dad-cat anyone?

Mr. Hugeface

—White Longhaired Maine-Coon. 6-10 months. You named him Prince!

—Oh this big boy, you didn't adopt him. He adopted you. You are his pretty human.

—Total Diva. Demands playtime. Has a habit of treating the tinier cats like toys as well. Chasing other kitties tails, pawing at ears, he loves playing.

—Sheds literally everywhere. Why's it snowing? It's not! Just fur. Prepare thy lint-rollers!

—overall 9/10, would be higher if there wasn't so much floof.

Mr. Wheelchair

—White American Shorthair. 12-14 years. You named him Mittens!

—This poor baby. You adopted him from a shelter, he was the oldest Kitty there. His back legs are paralyzed, and he's missing nearly all his fur save for his face and front paws, but he's no less loveable!

—Spends most of his time loafing in a chair or on your bed. He's the sweetest boy, barely meows, content with any attention you're willing to give him. His stumped tail swishing softly when you pet him, quiet purrs rumbling in his chest.

—This little man is just the most unbothered baby. He's just happy to have a home now.

—11/10. Please protect this baby.

Mr. Stitch

—Calico with heterochromia. 11-12 months. You named him Patches!

—Chaos baby. Basically stuck in Zoomie-mode. He'll run around in circles until he literally can't anymore and takes a nap right wherever he stops. He just....flops over. It's both cute and a little strange.

—Doesn't get along with Mr. Crawling. Mostly because he instigates Mr. Crawling until he gets a reaction. Poor Mr. Crawling just wants to loaf in peace.

—Very extroverted fluff. Always tries playing with the other kitties. Tries playing with Mr. Chopped, but is often blocked by Mr. Silvair with a paw on the head.

—Overall 7/10. Good kitty, but a hyper, mischievous baby.

Mr. Human

—Yellow British Shorthair Tabby. 11-12 months. You named him Custard!

—This little guy is from the same litter as Mr. Stitch! They couldn't be more different though. While Mr. Stitch is hyper and extroverted, you hardly even see Mr. Human.

—little guy is probably the most "normal" kitty you have. He eats, sleeps, occasionally plays with his mouse toy, sleeps some more, he's....just a cat.

—Poor baby is terrified of his litter-sibling. Mr. Human will literally bolt up from a nap if he even vaguely sees Mr. Stitch. Mr. Stitch knows this and sometimes does it on purpose.

—5/10 kitty. Nothing wrong with this little lad, he's just...plain. Can't really give him a higher score since he's always hiding from you, you barely have a concept of his personality.

Mr. Masque

—Shorthair Tuxedo cat. 4-5 years. You named him Majesty!

—The fanciest kitty. Incredibly smart too! This little guy is too smart for most cat-toys, you had to get a few human puzzle toys for him! Mr. Silvair does them too sometimes, but he's mostly content with caring for Mr. Chopped.

—He's another that can go outside! He's fully leashed trained, and even knows a few commands. He's not the biggest fan of kids. Germaphobe kitty here isn't fond of the kids pulling his tail or getting his fur sticky.

—He really likes magic tricks, set him up with an iPad and put on a video of simple-or not so simple-tricks and he's occupied for hours.

—Another 10/10 kitty! Well....maybe a point off for breaking your Rubik's cube...

Mr. Machete

—Silver Egyptian Bengel. 2-3 years. You named him Killer!

—This is a cat that thinks it's a pitbull or something. He's your cat for sure, but...you're not his human. He's still got feral tendencies; jailbreaking the house for days on end, leaving you worried sick something serious happened this time only for him to saunter back home and look up at you with a "sup, where's dinner?" Kind of look.

—tries to assert his dominance over everything. Used to spray on furniture but quickly stopped when Mr. Hugeface hissed at him. Those two don't really get along.

—Can be surprisingly affectionate. If sick or injured, he's curled up behind your knees while you sleep, watching the door for any possible intruders.

—solid 6/10, can't blame a cat for being a cat.

The Hairdresser

—Sphynx cat. 4-5 years. You named them Ruby!

—This poor baby. They've got all the appeal of a wet sponge. A lovable wet sponge though!

—mostly stays in their cat-bed, but has an odd habit of grooming the kitties. It's rather amusing watching the other kitties reactions. From indifference(Mr. Silvair) to squirmy annoyance (Mr. Chopped and Mr. Crawling) to curious pawing(Mr Hugeface and Mr. Gap) and just about every other reaction in between.

—Their catbed is made of fur, and since this little wet-rat looking creature is furless, they get the rare privilege of sleeping in your bed during the cold months!

—10/10 kitty, this poor creature, get them a hat or a wig or something.

The Bride

—Grey British Tabby. 1-3 years. You named her Hime(Japanese for Princess)

—This little Angel is just that, an Angel. She's literally the perfect cat. Quiet, clean, only a little sassy, and the best part? She actually uses her litter box and doesn't pee in your plants! Unlike a certain Calico.

—This poor thing is scared of Mr. Chopped, and the feeling is mutual. Anytime they're in the same room, they're on completely opposite sides, probably on top of a table or behind a couch, staring each other down like the other is growing a second head.

—Another kitty you could put in a pageant. She's a very elegant cat, walks with purpose and her snout in the air. She's a sassy princess and we love her for it.

—9/10 kitty, you're hoping with some treats and baby steps, that she and Mr. Chopped will actually be able to stay in the same room as each other!

The Hooded Child

—White American longhaired. 3-6 months. They're called Lemon!

—This little one isn't actually yours! They're only staying with you for a few days because you're babysitting for a friend!

—Oh Mr. Chopped hates this gremlin. Mostly because this demon in a cat suit doesn't seem to grasp the idea that Mr. Chopped doesn't want his tail pulled and pawed at.

—Kitten seems scared or at least intimidated by Mr. Silvair, so it's the only time poor Mr. Chopped gets a moment's peace.

—3/10, not Mr. Chopped approved.

Mrs. Blue Clad

—Russian Blue. 5-7 years. You named her Opal!

—This isn't really your cat per-se, just a stray that keeps following you home from work/school each evening. She's always there, following from about three meters away.

—She has the cutest fur pattern, three of her paws are white, her left front paw is black, making it look like she's lost a sock or shoe.

—Mr. Hood doesn't like her very much, growling lowly whenever he sees her. She'll instigate by rubbing her face against your leg or flopping down on your feet for pets.

—6/10, mysterious kitty.

Mrs. Nurse

—Black and white ragdoll. 7-8 years.

—she was in the same shelter as Mr. Wheelchair! Although you didn't adopt her since she was already in the adoption process. One of the vets at the shelter adopted her!

—She's a very quiet kitty, and a little chaotic accidentally. She has a habit of knocking medicine bottles over with her tail.

—Mr. Silvair doesn't seem to like her, the perpetual look of indifference shifting ever so slightly into one of mild annoyance was not missed by you.

—5/10, not your cat, you don't fully know her personality to make any further opinions.

Mrs. Chainsaw

—Black Locket Patterned Shorthair.

—A fully Feral cat. She's mean, or at least territorial. Hisses at you whenever you get too close.

—Mr. Hood and Mr. Machete aren't a fan of her, they'll both growl and hiss at her, Mr. Machete even got into a fight with her once.

—Thankfully, you called the CSAR(Catch, Spay, and Release) and they took her in for all her shots and she even got adopted shortly after!

—7/10, feral doesn't mean lost cause.

Telephone

—a cat toy.

—JK(mostly) Brown longhair Tabby. 6-7 years.

—by far your most illusive kitty, you hardly see them!

—They like the squeaky toys the best out of all the toys in the box. They and Mr. Masque seem to get along rather well, and on the rare occasion they'll even play together.

—8/10 Kitty (could've been a chew-toy *insert sad cowboy emoji here*)

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oh my gosh! i was very excited to see your mr crawling petre post as homicioher agere content is all but nonexistent, it was lovely! — now, you of course don’t have to take the request, but if you want, could you write something for little scarletella? headcanons or really anything you want at all!

Omg I was just about to write Mr. Scarletella! Great timing!

Mr. Scarletella AgeRe Headcanons

—Mr. Scarletella's regression age is 0-6, pretty wide range!

—Mr. Scarletella is the cuddliest lil guy, if his caregiver leaves for longer than a bathroom break he's acting like it's the end of the world—and to him, it is.

—Mr. Scarletella is a bit too big for most to carry him, so he's content with snuggles and holding onto his Caregiver instead. He always has a hand gripped onto a jacket or interlocked with his caregivers hand.

—Mr. Scarletella is padded, but I can't say he'd need to be. Ghosts most likely don't have bladders. Mr. Scarletella is padded for comfort over necessity. His pull-ups are plain, with raindrop pins—he couldn't find umbrella ones. Poor baby.

—Cries a surprising amount. Sun's too bright? Crying. His bottle is cold? Crying. He just feels like it? Crying. Most of the time they're easy to fix, and if it's out of his caregivers control, some snuggles can help.

—Mr. Scarletella is absolutely a paci-baby. A plain red one, of course it's red. His Teddy Bear isn't red, it's the usual soft brown most Teddy's are, but he makes up for that with a red bowtie. His Teddy has a matching umbrella too! That's his favorite part.

—Mr. Scarletella likes blanket forts. I can't explain it, he just does. His caregivers couch cushions, pillows, and any blankets the little guy can find have been turned into a nest of fluff in the living room, and in the center is a very happy baby.

—Mr. Scarletella likes cartoons, but only the ones from the 30-60s, anything after is too bright or loud. His favorite is Casper the friendly ghost. Give him some milk, cookies, and a TV with Casper on it and Mr. Scarletella will be kept occupied for as long as the TV plays. It's one of the only chances his caregiver has to get things done without a toddler attached to them.

—Mr. Scarletella isn't a fan of playdates, he doesn't like sharing his toys or his caregiver. Especially if it's a playdate with Mr. Crawling. Mr. Scarletella will become Mr. Pouty real quick.

—It's nearly impossible to get Mr. Scarletella to take naps. He doesn't want a nap! He wants to stay with his caregiver! His caregiver will basically have to nap with him. And don't think they can just leave once he's asleep! He's a light sleeper, like, "breathe too loud and he's awake again" light sleeper.

—I know you said Little Mr. Scarletella Headcanons but I thought of this just now and I have to share it; Caregiver Mr. Scarletella lets his little use his trenchcoat as a blankie.

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Mr. Crawling PetRe Headcanons

—Dis a puppy. Like....2 week old, clingy, whiny puppy. Mr. Crawling is definitely a puppy regressor, a black Labrador specifically.

—Mr. Crawling's favorite toy is a little black puppy plushie, he carries it around everywhere. Oftentimes it's in his mouth since he needs his hands to move around.

—Mr. Crawling isn't necessarily a playful pup, he likes games yes, but he prefers just snuggling with his handler, getting praises and pets.

—Mr. Crawling doesn't have a lot of toys, but that's because he has his favorites and even if he gets new toys, he just plays with his favorites. Plushies on the other hand are a different story. He loves plushies.

—A huge Sanrio fan. My Melody and My Sweet Piano specifically. Mr. Crawling has plushies, pajama sets, even a poster. His pacifier is pink, with a My Sweet Piano sticker on the shield. He actually really likes pink! Pastel only though, neon pink—neon in general just isn't something he likes.

—Mr. Crawling, true to his name, crawls a lot. Which often leads to ouchies. He loves when his Handler/Caregiver kisses his ouchies and lets him pick a bandaid or two to put on his scraped knees.

—Mr. Crawling is somehow both puppy and old-dog coded. Like you know how sometimes an old dog will just let out a big sigh? Yea he does that. But then ten minutes earlier he was whining his lungs out for head pats.

—Mr. Crawling has a puppy bed. It's now a plushie holder. He never uses it because he'd rather chew off a hand than leave his Caregiver's side for more than .2 seconds. And this includes nap-time, he refuses to sleep without his Handler.

—Bath-time is....interesting. At first, Mr. Crawling hated it. What's this wet stuff? Why is he in a white box? Now there's bubbles? Bubbles are okay, maybe this is—ITS IN HIS EYE(socket)! CODE RED!

—after getting used to bath-time, Mr. Crawling starts liking it much more. Especially after he gets a bath duckie. He fricken loves that duckie.

—Mr. Crawling is very affection-reward motivated. It's easy to get him to complete a task if he gets cuddles or head-pats as reward.

—Mr. Crawling is still learning many things about the human world and how it functions, he's quite literally an excited puppy, head darting around to look at anything and everything he can possibly absorb.

—Mr. Crawling has stepped on his own hair a few times. Have you ever seen a puppy when their tail is pulled? Yeah reaction is basically the same.

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Hello!

If it's not a problem, could you do Muzan Kibutsuji agere please?

Of course I can! ^^

Muzan Kibutsuji AgeRe Headcanons

Since we didn't specify if we wanted Little or Caregiver HCs, I'll do Flip HCs and we can just pick the ones we like ^^

—Muzan is a Flip with no lean!

—Muzan's regression age is 0-7, mostly on the younger side of that range!

—Because of his less than healthy childhood, Muzan is a surprisingly hyper kiddo, can you blame him though? He was bed-ridden half his life!

—Muzan likes playing outside, but he doesn't understand why he has to go inside during the day. Muzan will get pouty unless you bribe him with a sticker or extra candies.

— Muzan is ungodly secretive of his regression. How can be rule a species of bloodthirsty demons if they all know he still sleeps with a Teddy? Little does he know....they been knew.

— Muzan's primary caregiver(s) is Kokushibou and formerly Tamayo. On the rare occasions, Nakime will babysit.

— Naps are a must. Muzan really likes naps. Sometimes he nods off in the middle of his sentence. One minute you have a babbling toddler, the next? Snores. Kokushibou is honestly impressed at this point. Muzan's never met a nap he couldn't take.

— Definitely a weepy baby. Muzan cries. A lot. Sometimes just for the sake of crying. He doesn't get to show emotions when big, so everything just kinda tumbles out when little.

— Muzan loves listening to Nakime play her Biwa. Sometimes Nakime will be summoned just for a toddler to demand she play while he colors or takes a nap. She doesn't mind, she thinks it's cute.

— One time Muzan was small and ran into Kagaya, poor thing ran away and hid, only coming out when Kagaya promised it was safe. That was...an interesting thing to explain to the Hashiras.

— Following the last bullet, there's an unspoken rule that if someone is small or is caring for a little, doesn't matter who or what time, you don't attack. Both sides are very clear on this rule. Muzan has "dismissed" a handful of demons for attempting to attack littles. Many a demon slayer have been fired for attacking demons when small.

— Muzan's primary littles are basically every demon. He's technically the father of all demons, so why not become their caregiver?

— Muzan can, will, and has babysat demon slayers. Sometimes the job is scary and people slip okay? He's very soft and sweet with them, making sure the little is okay and walking them somewhere safe.

— Muzan likes littles but dislikes actual kids.

— Muzan always has stickers or candies or something small to give a little if they're scared.

— Muzan and Kagaya have monthly play dates and it's the most stressful thing for the Hashiras. Muzan and Kagaya are obvious, playing together while miss Amane rangles slayers to keep them from making this play date an impromptu hospital trip.

— Certain parts if the Infinity fortress are designated "baby zones". Muzan often checks in to make sure any kiddos in there are okay. It's quite cute finding "scary" demons happily playing with Teddie's and watching cartoons together.

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Can I request caregiver Argenti headcanons? Of course only if you do hsr! If not then perhaps caregiver Furina headcanons?

Let's do it! ^^

Caregiver!Agrenti Headcanons

—the most dramatic Dada when injuries happen. His baby scrapes a knee? End of the world. Head bumps? Unacceptable.

—Tells the best bedtime stories, Agrenti just has that flare ya know? And maybe if you're good, he'll let you have some candy before bed.

—I feel like Agrenti would be better suited for fem littles? Like of course he loves all his kiddos! That goes without saying. But with the whole knight aesthetic, I think Agrenti would be better suited with a little princess of his own. Specifically in the 4-7 range.

— With that being said, Agrenti absolutely loves playing with his kiddos no matter the age, even if playing just consists of shaking a rattle for his baby or getting his moody Teenage regressor to go outside and touch plant life.

— Agrenti is definitely more maternal than paternal, more emotionally in tune with his kiddo. He doesn't mind being called mama, sometimes he prefers it!

— Prides himself on being able to carry his kiddo. All that heavy armor? Agrenti's gotta have some type of strength.

— Loves loves loves doing his little's hair. And he knows a lot of different styles too! Long or short hair, he'll make his kiddo look adorable! If you were to wear a hijab or cover your hair for any reason, Agrenti would probably go overboard buying head wraps for you, one for every day of the year, he'd make sure you'd always have one to match any outfit. If you were to be bald, he genuinely wouldn't care, you're still his baby. If you were a POC or had a hair type different from his own, you best believe Agrenti's doing all the research he can to help you care for your hair. (Not really a hc per-se but I absolutely love with POC's wear their natural hair, it's so pretty. I also love Afro-puffs, they're literally so cute)

— cries at cute/sad moments in movies even if you don't. Agrenti cried watching Titanic.

— Speaking of movies! Agrenti loves having movie nights with his kiddo! Snacks, blanket forts, he might even order a pizza or a take-out too! Of course baby(that's you) gets to pick the movie.

— cries more then you do when he has to leave for missions. Whoever's babysitting that day will have to practically drag Agrenti off his kiddo. What? He loves his kids U^U

— Does your make-up. Agrenti wears eyeliner and mascara so of course if his baby wants to wear it he'll be more than happy to get you your own littke starter kit. If you're unable to wear make-up due to religion or allergies, Agrenti would do his best to make sure you could still have fun, even letting you do his make-up instead.

— Still keeps the first drawing you ever made him like it's the only thing keeping him breathing. Probably had it photo copied and has the original framed in his room so it stays safe. Agrenti would cry if that picture ever got stained or ripped.