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Just a reminder that I have a Murderbot blog over at @perihelions-security now!

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i just wanted to be a regular fan i didn’t choose this

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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“A sweating body already offers a show of erotic repulsion and attraction. The body’s primordial temptation to cover itself with its secretions. A mere trickle of water flowing over a smooth stone is enough to make it erotic. Everything that slides evokes sexual pleasure, even the wind. Sliding would thus seem to be the source of all pleasure, and perhaps of meaning.”

— Jean Baudrillard, Cool Memories (via applepieskies)

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Between " Enemies to lovers" and " Friends to lovers", there should be an in between that concern " Two strangers with trauma/bad experiences and overall emotional wariness find out the other actually can be trusted, and is 100% "italicized oh" safe. "

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literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

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Sorry I’m late I was obsessing over herb spirals

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Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

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Been thinking a lot about this book as of late and wanted to do a fun cover art mockup for it

(Who else is very excited for the film)

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Nepmos