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my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him

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uhhhh hello tumblr!

first post on here

still not sure how this works

but erm yeah

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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"Three puppies belonging to one of the blue heelers went in a pack basket, the runt inside Jack’s coat, for he loved a little dog"

Happy jack twist Thursday!!!

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they’re like my father figures

we’re all fumbling life horribly ♥️

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“Jack, you’re sleeping on your feet like a horse”

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He Twist on my Jack till I nasty or whatever they said

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I was scared, Indigo, but I wanted to..

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movie that didn't change or move me in any significant way

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oh buddy it’s only monday monday

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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Boys on dating apps who live 15,229 km away: Hello! I am the most beautiful man you have ever seen. I have the same interests as you and I am wonderfully communicative. I wish we were closer together so we could meet. But alas, I cannot leave my country because I am doing a PhD in the most interesting topic you've ever heard of.

Boys on dating apps who live 83 metres away: wanna do meth and suvk my cock? no? hello. hey. hi. hi. whats up. hwy. hi. hi. hey. hello

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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had to share this gem from tiktok bc. yeah.

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse