the3rdprotector

[the3rdprotector]

Ay ay, careful *hugs back while smiling*

Sup fuckers, Jake Lockley comin' right in!!! Look who is BACK on the show!! Haha, well it was been a while since I got here, pretty much..busy beating up predators and all..but it was nice being back here

[the3rdprotector]

Sup fuckers, Jake Lockley comin' right in!!! Look who is BACK on the show!! Haha, well it was been a while since I got here, pretty much..busy beating up predators and all..but it was nice being back here

[the3rdprotector]

First of all steven.. What did it felt like?.. Did it hurt you or anything?..

Hey steven, you said before you once drugged yourself for a mission, blud-

"Ohh.. Sheesh.. That one time?"

(chuckles nervously)

"i accidently did it- i didn't know how to save marc or jake that day sooo.. Yeah- i made myself a plan-"

[the3rdprotector]

Steven you what

Hey steven, you said before you once drugged yourself for a mission, blud-

"Ohh.. Sheesh.. That one time?"

(chuckles nervously)

"i accidently did it- i didn't know how to save marc or jake that day sooo.. Yeah- i made myself a plan-"

[the3rdprotector]

Well ain't that a bit too straight forward ay?..

So uhh.. @official-mr-knight and @the3rdprotector 🤭🤭🤭

Might so marclayla next-

[the3rdprotector]

Try making a joke like that again, i'm gonna put a tape over that mouth..

-chuckles a bit, sniffles-

Love you too idiot..

-hugging him-

-slowly hugs steven-

Mh? Yes?

[the3rdprotector]

-slowly starts tearing down again-

....

-slowly hugs steven-

Mh? Yes?

[the3rdprotector]

......

-slowly hugs steven-

Mh? Yes?

[the3rdprotector]

....-sniffles-....i just want a hug...

-still hugging him-

-slowly hugs steven-

Mh? Yes?

[the3rdprotector]

...go bald BI-

*sneaks up behind him and pounce*

rawwwwhhh

-dodges-

What the-.. Oh

[the3rdprotector]

Ay coño! Marc!

-holding back laughter-

You bloody wanker... Jake... Oh my days, i thought these were bullets. What were you and marc even playing!?!

We might've got ourselves in trouble for this...

[the3rdprotector]

It's called chess pendejo.. Nunca de un puto juego de mesa tonto antes de gilipollas?...

-frowns-

Cause' am bout' ta shoot ya with these..

You bloody wanker... Jake... Oh my days, i thought these were bullets. What were you and marc even playing!?!

We might've got ourselves in trouble for this...

[the3rdprotector]

It's shaped for the meaning of di-

Moon Knight and Philomena Cunk

[the3rdprotector]

Looks like the drunk yard finally woke up.. Buenos días o no compadre..

*sneaks up behind him and pounce*

rawwwwhhh

-dodges-

What the-.. Oh

[the3rdprotector]

...and?.. Might as well fight back with him Cariño..

-grins-

*sneaks up behind him and pounce*

rawwwwhhh

-dodges-

What the-.. Oh

[the3rdprotector]

Sorryy

-chuckles-

You sneaked up behind me like some sort of tiger..

-shrugs-

*sneaks up behind him and pounce*

rawwwwhhh

-dodges-

What the-.. Oh

[the3rdprotector]

.. -sigh softly- though you could drink a tiny bit of alcohol.. Be lucky i still fucking love you, you fucking moron..-looks away while crossing his arms-

Steven.. You're fucking drunk are you..you literally bathtub yourself with clothes on pendejo..

-jake lockley

No i bloody -hic- am.. Not.. -hic- newsflash.. - hic-.. I'm not drunk.. -hic-