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Pink boa

This little nugget has been sitting in my head for latter half of 2024 til now.

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Arthur Morgan is a gentle lover. There I said it.

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Current mood

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Wesker met his wife in Re:Operation Javier.

I'm thinking he was walking into town and she spotted him and pounced. Like a jaguar, he didn't see her coming.

She was just hanging out in the background guys I SWEAR

You just couldn't see her 😌

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Wesker's an ass man.

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Wesker's an ass man.

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Replacement

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Contary to popular belief, Wesker wouldn't like cats, though its more like he doesn't have opinions on them. Some of his least favorite/lowkey hated people are very cat like.

Nor does he have any favor towards dogs, though some of his favorite people are very dog like.

Wesker likes guinea pigs. Like the animal. He's very fond of the test rodents in his labs and has a particular fondness for guinea pigs. Mans likes the noises they make and likes hearing their little paws skitter around on hard surfaces. Plus likes how soft and round and chill they are.

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TW: Nsfw vibes: heavy sussy vibes at the end.

I've been saying Wesker has a great poker face but sucks at poker bc of his mirrored sunglasses as a ha ha funny headcanon.

Imagine trying to sexual tease this man and he's just :I

Like trying to do a strip tease or a lap dance or even a blowjob and he's just 🗿

Literally just 😐

Just ._.

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How fucking intimidating. Like he just looks bored and is waiting politely for this shit to be done. Light weight no reaction.

But secretly he is reacting. He's like heart pounding, palms sweaty, that weird uncomfortable vibe where he wants to shuffle or move but he knows if he does, the jig is up. He's nervous or dare I say excited. Like sexually excited and he's like process this as he stone cold just watching the sexiness happen.

Its also possible he's just awkward and doesn't know how to process or proceed with the events happening. Just sits with the bored expression eating it all up, trying figure out his next course of action.

Like does he give in? Or should he wait a little longer? How long?

He'd get maybe 89% through it before he can't take it anymore and pounces.

Like ding! Processing complete. This shit hot af.

But its like deliberately slow, bc he knows if he moves too fast, he'll accidentally kill. Oh but he wants to move fast. He wants to just grab, squeeze, but he can't because he's strong enough now to bend and break metal with his bare hands. What if he just wants to but he knows he can't

So he's feather soft until he tests the limit of the flesh. And then its off to the races. No way in hell his Boo is not constantly bruised, or injured in some way. Hair ripped out, it'd be so easy to just oops accidentally ripped open something. Ahh squeezed too hard and now a bone is broken.

This is why he needs someone on his caliber. Someone soft but durable. And thats none of us. The soul is willing but the flesh is weak.

Somewhere sometime in the distant past of 2009. People already thought of this. But how far is too far for him? What would it take for him to Break ? Thats what I want to know. For research purposes, obviously.

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I can't imagine Wesker gave a shit about cars. Probably just drove something luxurious something something company car.

I asked my SO what car Wesker would drive and they went "1980s Mercedes Benz C class"

Looked it up on google and... Yea, I can see that.

I was just gonna say something something Range Rover company car bc he had to drive out to the mansion right? And it'd be dirt roads, right? :v

or like a truck or something

I can't see him giving a shit about driving a specific luxury car. Just like how I can't see him really giving a shit about anything other than his research.

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Imagine Albert flirting with his wife and its just them bickering and bantering.

Like there's a big dramatic Chris v. Wesker where Chris reveals to Wesker's wife who Wesker really is and she's like

"You really need to come up with better names, because both of these sound stupid as hell. I'm not taking on 'Wesker' as my last name either! We're using my last name!"

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his favorite show is on

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I wonder if Wesker monitored his own health or if he had a physician/doctor looking after him.

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what do you think wesker's totally-real-wife living in the woods would make him for every meal time he actually has when he's visiting? does he get snacks? homemade desserts?

does she make him octo dogs? the hashbrowns with the smiley faces? \UwU/ i *must* know.

I'm thinking homecooked meals. What she has grown in her garden.

A roast maybe, if Wesker occassionally visits so a nice big roast with maybe some carrots, squash, or like potatoes. Celery...

In the morning? Fresh eggs made into an omelette with fresh herbs and some has browns as a side? Just some classic stuff.

Maybe he asks for something specific or brings home more expensive ingredients and cooks with her. A steak with veggies 😍

And she makes him wonderful desserts like pie or pudding/custard or something seasonal. Like strawberry short cake. Maybe she makes agua fresca with her seasonal fruits. Who knows?

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WESKER SKETCH

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