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"And how you killed your husband?" He deadpanned.

‘  none of us thought it was gonna end that way.  ’ (any chewie muse)

"You're telling me!" Archibald nodded, eyes wide, though they narrowed a bit, as he suggested "Though perhaps Lovey got a few tips from someone else who might have murdered her husband, Megan."

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"I know my PIN! I set it myself! This has to be correct!"

‘ this is the last time you tell me i’ve got it wrong. ’ (from archie)

"Respectfully..." The Banker started slowly and cautiously, "Perhaps it's best that we... agree to disagree."

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"Simply being related to the man, having him take over my identity for years. I...I feel like no one can trust me. Least of all someone who knew the depths of my brother's unease."

‘ you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand. ’ (from archie)

"I don't see you as my enemy, Archibald. I hardly knew you. Your brother, yes, him I knew. What makes you think I would consider you a traitor?"

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"I've heard the rumors." He confessed. "Of you...and Jerry...and...and if they do happen to be true...know that I am, perhaps, into that."

‘ if we loved again, i swear i’d love you right. ’ (from archie)

It was instinctive, purely, when the first word from Lovey's lips was a familiar, beleaguered, "Darling," and as soon as it had escaped, she corrected herself. "Archibald, I... I do love you, but... you don't... you don't know who I am now. Who I've become... what I've done. I can't possibly see how you would... no. You wouldn't be safe. Not now. Too much has changed, Archibald."

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‘  i’ll watch your life in pictures like i used to watch you sleep.  ’ (From Lovey)

He smiled softly "You used to watch me sleep?"

Mans was still down bad.

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‘  none of us thought it was gonna end that way.  ’ (any chewie muse)

"You're telling me!" Archibald nodded, eyes wide, though they narrowed a bit, as he suggested "Though perhaps Lovey got a few tips from someone else who might have murdered her husband, Megan."

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Do you kill for fun? Or for a reason? Why?

"For the love of my wife, for the thrill, and most importantly, to hang."

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You and your wife’s crimes are about to be revealed to the world unless you kill Lizzie. What do you do? Be quick, but don’t worry about the saw trap, that’s just a decoration.

"I beg for her to kill me instead. What a way to go."

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Do you feel bad for what you did to Mr. Pincher?

"I did nothing to him. Directly."

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"Bella and Edward's daughter?" He blinked, taken aback. "She's awful young for you. Though I suppose they've already betrothed her to Jacob, and that's not much different..."

His ramblings aside, he shook his head. "You were...in Scotland?"

Ho boy. This did not bode well for the London Post Gazette.

“   tell me ,   do you recognize me ??   ” (from Moyer)

Arthur gasped. It couldn't be! Could it? "M-moyer?!? We thought you'd been swimming with the fishes for weeks!"

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"Then perhaps you should consider being more respectful of your elders." He lectured, but gave him a cookie anyway.

“ you know i make those cookies you like . ” (from archie, main verse)

"Keep talkin' oldie..." Junior eyed the older asparagus, wondering if milk would also be on the table, both figuratively and literally.

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"Oh?" He tilted his head. "What's troubling you, my sweet?"

“ i want to let you unwrap me . ” (to lizzie from arthur)

"Arthur, darling, I love when you speak to me this way, but... I'm not in the mood, dearest. I've got too much on my mind right now."

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Archibald stuck his nose in the air, offended by Junior's tone "If you don't want my snickerdoodles than just say so!"

“ you know i make those cookies you like . ” (from archie, main verse)

"Keep talkin' oldie..." Junior eyed the older asparagus, wondering if milk would also be on the table, both figuratively and literally.

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“   tell me ,   do you recognize me ??   ” (from Moyer)

Arthur gasped. It couldn't be! Could it? "M-moyer?!? We thought you'd been swimming with the fishes for weeks!"

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Did you kill Alfred and is Lovey just covering up for you?

"No and no!"

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How many lives have you taken, Arthur? Can you live with what you’ve done, or Will it haunt you in your next life?

"Lost count." he shrugged nonchalantly. "I will do what it takes to keep my lovely Lizzie happy. It could never haunt me so long as I see that beautiful smile every morning when I wake."

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“Unable to leave?” He raised an eyebrow, journalistic instincts taking over “Elaborate on that.”

"We sure ought to be." he almost grimaced, but it turned into a genuine if not sly smile as he formed an idea "But say, you were just kidnapped the other day, weren't you? Even with Mr. Pincher behind bars? By the same fellows who committed arson on old man Nezzer's theatre!"