Commander James Bond, C.M.G., R.N.Agent 007, reporting for duty.[18+ independent roleplay account - will roleplay with anyone, regardless of fandom. Mun is most definitely of age, and is quite clearly not Daniel Craig or James Bond. Working on GMT timezone - but can often be found on at ghastly times, due to the mun's insomnia.]CURRENT M!A: None, but currently accepting. |
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Your muse walks in on mine undressing. How does yours react?
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You always bring up that bloody cactus.

It was a pain in my arse, both figuratively and literally, seeing as it met its end when it got left on a chair.
I'm heading in to see Mallory tomorrow anyway, so I'll speak to him then. If you want to meet her, I'm sure I can arrange something...You'll like her, she's a smart girl. I think you'll get along quite well.
…Damn.

—alright. Fine. Contact Mallory; if he agrees, the doors of this flat are open to her. I’d like to meet her, too….Emma, I mean, before she stays, until we can find a more suitable living arrangement for her. This is, for now, temporary, James, alright? And don’t worry. I’ve experience with raising girls. After your attempt caring for that cactus in Saudi, I couldn’t possibly leave you both to your defenses.
You’ll be a better caretaker than you think.
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BOND + WHO ☼ An agent from MI-6, who keeps coming back from the dead… James Bond obviously has a secret, hasn’t he?
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I don't need to sit down, I'm fine here.

If need be, I can talk with Mallory and have your service suspended until a time where I feel comfortable leaving her with someone else. Regardless of the fact that I have...Absolutely no idea how to raise a child, and I'm fairly certain that I'm going to be an awful father figure, I need to do this. And I need you in this with me.
…alright. I’m sorry.

I just…you took me by surprise, that’s all. Come here, sit down. Let’s talk about....well, what can we offer her? You haven’t exactly got a stable home presence available, James. And neither have I, not while I’m running intel jobs for M16. And two…parents, I suppose, in the secret intelligence service? Until my agreement terminates, there’s no guarantee we’ll always be there for her?
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Would you relax?

She has no-one else, Victor. And if you feel as if you cannot do this, then I shall do it on my own. I do have my own flat, you know, regardless of how much time I spend in yours.
…a favour. James, a favour is…fetching the groceries, or looking after a plant, or driving a grandmother to the airport- a child? Someone…defenseless, and fragile -
James, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m not exactly parent material.

This…look around this flat, there have been…drugs in here, and guns, it’s no place at all for a little girl. I understand you owed this man, but…Has she got no one else? A mother, an uncle, an aunt..
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I simply assumed, since I thought we were-

Perhaps I was wrong. I owed a favour to a very old friend and as he's...No longer with us, I'm taking care of his daughter.
S-…somehow? I’m sorry if I seem a bit redundant but I’m finding it difficult how you could somehow acquire a daughter…

I think I’d like some details, considering you introduced her as - as mine as well.
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I may have...Somehow acquired a surrogate daughter. I'd rather not go into the details of it all.
theartofresurrection said: I feel as if I should explain. [OOPS I DID IT OH WELL NO REGRETS]
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Sobs.
I KEEP LOOKING AT THE PICTURES I HAVE OF HER ON MY PHONE AND TRYING NOT TO GRIN DORKILY BECAUSE SHE'S SO GORGEOUS UGH.
Anyway enough of that.
Gosh you probably didn't want to hear all this hahahaha.
I'm just feeling really intensely about her tonight and it's all her fault for being great.
Ugh, I love her, -curls up in a blanket and cries to self-
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Wow I-
I just-
I can't believe you would do this to me.

We’re done.
WE ARE SO FUCKING DONE
… I got a new skype and mayhaps we never told you. ahem. forgive me.
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i am fucking cryinG OMFG JAI HELLO.
Ess basically just told me over Skype and I was like askjhdksjhfdsdf
I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD A GREG OKAY.
OMG YOU’VE FORGOTTEN ME
HOW THE HELL COULD YOU
I’M ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED. YOUR MUSE IS FACING AN INQUIRY ON TUMBLR, AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT. IF YOU FORGET, ANOTHER PERSON ON THIS SITE, I WILL GET YOU BANNED. Oh but James dear you’re doing a lovely job.
ps it’s jai.
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wait.
wait wait wait wait.
have we done things before. omfg, should i know who you are. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THIS.
BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ASS
and I miss u. Lavu letsfixdismayhaps?
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The Lonely Shepard- Zamfir
#records#sometimes bond listen to panpipes to calm himself down#they help him to sleep#usually when he can't get his hands on any sleeping pills#or alcohol#or victor
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