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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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From a dandy prince to a heavy metal skald, our darling Prince Julian has really grown up a lot during this campaign. 🥲

I decided his instrument should be a bright red, 14-string theorbo so he could take advantage of those really long, bassy strings. Luckily, most of Watcher’s Peak doesn't mind a bit of headbanging now and then. 🤘💀

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Every so often, it is hilarious to let your DnD character take a massive L and then make it everyone else's problem. Sketchdump presented mostly without context; may add context later.

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sphincters & such

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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

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HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

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wow I can't wait to play pretend with my friends whom I love

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poké kitties

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people who can sew or do any needle work carry the burden of not only being talented but hot also

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@aneid / sydney smith / unknown / @bakwaaas / @nutnoce / @dearestvita

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I love D&D.

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Tip: A Girl Who is Stupid can be a valuable addition to your Adventuring Party!