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So if you please, get on your knees Perpetual bachelor and I'm more than happy keeping it that way. I run The Bachelor's Club, swing by sometime.
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I have to take a hiatus from this account (as well as other accounts I run that aren't part of this group but I digress). A personal issue has arisen and I truly can't offer my time here right now.
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You have a bit of a spark, don't you? I like it. I'm beginning to think we may get along just swell. The name is Roman Harrison. Roman is just fine. No need for formalities such as Mr. Harrison. Let's not age me more than we have to.

Do you have a name?
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You're just a sack of joy, aren't you? Alright, humor me a bit. Who are you? I guess I should be a tad bit kinder to potential clientele but no matter.
God, you’re so right. I’m just completely enamored with your quick wit and sparkling humor.
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Do you have a name?
sienna-says liked your post: So many new faces. I’m sure I hardly care for half of you.

Well, hello.
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jamesriordan replied to your post: So many new faces. I'm sure I hardly care for half of you.
The feeling is mutual.
You're an awful liar.
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sienna-says liked your post: So many new faces. I'm sure I hardly care for half of you.
Well, hello.
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So many new faces. I'm sure I hardly care for half of you.
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I like your style, Olivia.

Don’t mind me. Couple of drinks and things will be smooth sailing.
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Do you care to join?

Don’t mind me. Couple of drinks and things will be smooth sailing.
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Don't mind me. Couple of drinks and things will be smooth sailing.
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I didn't realize that I required your approval. Andrew, right? Yeah, it's a pleasure. Now get back to whatever it was that you were doing. Working hard or hardly working?

Aww, old man that’s cute. You think I was insulting you? I was just stating obvious facts. I expect someone who claims to own a gentleman’s club to actually dress like one. But I must be mistaken. Obviously, I’m wrong, but hell, there is a first time for everything.
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Oh, I met him too. A real joy to be around, I'll tell you that.
Hm, I'm sure that I could be what you're looking for.
You would be talking about Ries, the female one, and the Vault. Their a family you know? She has an older brother, Andrew. He is more of the business man type. Suits and fancy cars, at least from what I’ve seen
As for your club. I see you bringing satisfaction to the men. If any of them could really be called Gentlemen. But what about the women, Mr. Harrison?
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She came to me. Is that the best insult you can come up with? Shame. Who are you again? Never mind. I don't care.

I see new people dressed is shitty department store suits causing a ruckus. It looks like the Vault has a tad bit of competition, which is completely fine, but to harass my sister, I request one be at least properly dressed.
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I'll sweet talk just about anyone. Good. Bring a couple of friends. Working man like yourself looks like he needs a good night off. Among other things.

That’s because this, what the hell was her name? Aubrey? Audrey? Whatever. She clearly cares more what the stupid building looks like than satisfying her customers. She’s a chick, what the hell is she gonna know anyway? Am I right? Swing by. We’ve got it all. Sit back. Enjoy a good drink, a good smoke, a good lap dance.
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I'm already the talk of the town, am I?
Yeah, well from what I hear there's nothing around her satisfying enough. Only some woman running a pompous joint.

I’ve heard that once or twice along. It’s similar to ‘be careful what you wish for’. But the hell with it, what’s life without a little risk?
It’s a pleasure, Liv.
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