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Exam season mood

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Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

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a femboy and a bear date, call the beauty and the beast

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I'm literally writing a paper about controlled substances right now so I think I can answer this.

Testosterone is classified as a schedule III controlled substance due to its ability to cause "adverse effects." The fact thats it's a controlled is highly misleading because nearly EVERY drug (prescription and street) is placed on the schedules somewhere. It's not addictive, it just has a moderate risk for misuse. Schedule III drugs are typically used for pain control, anesthesia, or appetite suppression. So I think whats happening is they see "controlled substance" and think of opioids and adderall.

Who is telling the cis people that HRT is an addictive drug. Who is telling them that.

Yeah I’m so addicted to T, the high is crazy. Tripping balls on estrogen.

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as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

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I LOVE NATIVE PLANTS THANK YOU AMERICAN INDIGENOUS PEOPLE FOR CULTIVATING MY FAVORITE FOODS

I'm also taking this as an opportunity to introduce a native fruit that I've been trying to get my paws on: The Pawpaw

Pawpaws are native to Eastern North America, they don't have a stable shelf life though so they aren't widely available in stores

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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Thoughts? Opinions?

a very round boy, very friend shaped. the spots remind me of granite

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Happy "Captain it's Tuesday" day everybody

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I know there's a lot of people who like the time shenanigans in regards to time+wars+wind thanks to hyrule warriors

Like wars+time are post hw meanwhile wind is pre hw in linked universe, etc

But I personally like it when wind is also post hw in linked universe cause the fucked up older brother+younger brother relationship with time is so funny

Like tfw u reunite with ur baby bro but it's only been a couple of months for u while it's been 20 years for him and now YOU'RE the baby brother shenanigans

I personally like it even more if time treats wind as his older brother still like

Random dude: hey where are u going

Time, who's like 30+ and 6'0"+: I can't answer that but u can ask my older brother

Wind, who's 13 and like 5'0" being held by the armpits by time to be at the dude's eye level: yes hello older brother here what do u want

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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:') original tweet

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I am inspired to add my ADHD headcanons now

Wild has "collect everything, especially if it's shiny and oh look a squirrel" ADHD, Wind has "must keep swimming, must keep swimming" ADHD, and Four has "must always be making something with their hands because the horrors persist" ADHD

Twilight has “let me tell you about my goats and goats in general and way too much information about goats because i know all of it” autism, Wars has “i know every historical fun fact ever and my personal diary is a legit history textbook at this point because i can’t have thoughts in my brain they all need to be on paper” autism, and Time has “if i have to have socks on my feet for five more seconds im going to kill a man and then myself. fuck this texture” autism

thank you for your time

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🍂🍁🦖🍁🦖🍂🦖🍁🍂

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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soaked to the bone at our homecoming football game because of rain from hurricane Helene. i now have to drive home in my uniform that is literally dripping water :'3

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the only thing keeping me from doing the same is the fact that i don't have a passport and there are several large lakes in my way

god free will is such a dangerous thing because the only thing stopping me from casually driving over into canada for shits and giggles and a change of scenery is the fact that im too lazy to get gas and also i forgot where my passport is and i think i need that