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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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pie pngs ♡

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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I hope they put the watch in the Dropout store

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is that…. is that the mclaren quad lock phone case? 😭 does he have an oscar phone case???

OSCAR PIASTRI and MARK WEBBER | 20/04/2025

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oh how the turns have tables

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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the thing about max is he has 1 joke and he will run it to the ground. the thing about lando is he will follow max's lead into cutting grass

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my god they are so tiny 😭😭

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Miffy (Nijntje) x Max Verstappen

little rabbit 🐰 and little lion 🦁

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*trots over to you with a pinecone gift* do you wanna be friends…..

awoooooo!!!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶

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gosh there's a video around of franco meeting some chinese fans and they have a leclerc tshirt and he absolutely unprompted goes like oh i know how to fake charles' signature, do you want me to sign it for you? AND HE DOES IT 😂😂😂 i just need to know if he sat his ass to learn other drivers' signatures or how the hell he came up knowing that

editing to include the video bc i was finally able to download it lol

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This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!