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my essential oil diffuser and hot chocolate are locked in a furious battle to see what scent will diffuse throughout the room first

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that feeling when you finish a test and know something is wrong but you can't pin down what

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bruh one of the example sentences for a syntax tree is, and i quote,

"those elderly babies speculate prehistoric monks destroyed the earth before lunch"

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i've been studying for this final for days now and now it's in my dreams

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just realized some of the articles call authors by their first name and some by their last name

so i got this absolute gem of someone calling mary shelley "Mary" like there's a soul connection and you know what they ain't wrong

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me, seeing buff guy at gym: enh whatever

me, seeing buff girl at gym: oh my gosh you are my inspiration my hero i worship you goddess what could i possibly do to be worthy of your presence

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there are two types of english majors

those that think The Red Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams is art

and those not under such delusions

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important news

pope has a rock album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FsQiGcQ4v8&ab_channel=TheChristianChannel

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this one time i scheduled a post to go out during my classtime and i remember going back over my own feed and going like wait but how did i post this??? i was in class???????

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medieval covers of pop songs are my lifeblood

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the king kong and godzilla franchises are so satisfying

like i came to see giant monsters screw around and beat up stuff

and

i got giant monsters screwing around and beating up stuff

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i don't understand fancy dnd dice

given my luck they'll probably kill my character and then i'll have spent a good $50 just to put fancy dice in fancy dice jail

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throwback to when my dad thought 'twerk' and 'tweak' were the same thing

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my cat, looking at me: ew how malformed what happened to big cat why they look so gross

my cat, looking at other cat: *transfixed admiration*

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getting ~anxiety~ cause the psych class is going over ~anxiety~ is honestly one of the weirder situations zoom class has put me in

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the plan:

become very rich

get a mansion

marry a painter

adopt 40 cats

recreate the "my wife's 40 lovers" painting

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