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might as well post this today too

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i've been so obsessed w/ them lately

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betty: howie i need to tell ya something

howard: me too

betty: okay we'll say it together on 3. 1...2...3

howard: i'm a woman

betty: i'm a lesbian

howard: what

betty: what

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cock shame

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Love that this applies to both the original and All Gown Up.

Betty: Hm, Phil and Lil have been rather quiet today. Howard: Yeah, it’s quite nice actually! Betty: Howard: Betty: We should check on them. Howard: Immediately.

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All the love! ❤❤❤

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Writers Block Help!

No idea what to write! I've got a few ideas, but my trying to wrote longer stories without thinking out the plot hasn't worked very well in the past.

I'm between fandoms - another TMNT story? Vague idea Human AU, subsection superhero's? not very planned, just a vague idea.

Marvel - Iron Fist and Power Man/Hero's For Hire - started to very slowly get into 'The Defenders' series, it's not 100% my thing, but I like the characters and wrote a story about them about 10 years ago when they were in Ultimate Spiderman. Vague Idea - series focusing on the two as adults. Inspired by an episode of The Avengers where Ant Man asks for the two's help in tracking down his suit.

Would probably involve the Ultimate Spiderman series in that Luke and Danny have already met and are just restarting it again. Mildly traumatic stuff for Danny to explain why he's no longer king of Kun Lun and Luke would be struggling with getting Hero's for Hire up and running.

I'd have to publish it in the USM fandom, as the avengers don't have Iron Fist/Power Man as characters, and the two don't have their own sub-section, I don't think.

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Fulliautomatix and the Missing Bard, Part 4

Warnings: Cacofonix bashing and mentions of vomit.

I do not own Asterix in any way shape or form.

'That' was the sound of laughter. Roman laughter, which was never a good sign.

"Isn't he the one that never shuts up?" They heard one of the romans say.

"Maybe he's lost his voice?" Another one said, though they didn't sound convinced.

A laugh from a third, then. "Maybe this will get it back again?"

The sound of something banging and a quick shout from what Fulliautomatix and Unhygenix immediately identified as Cocofonix.

Immediately the two stepped out from behind the tree, with their weapons - a hammer and a fish respectively - raised high and took a moment to take in what was in front of them.

Cacofonix was suspended in the air by his foot, which was held in a noose basically. He wasn't massively high enough of the ground, only a few foot, but obviously couldn't get down on his own. Standing around him in a circle were five romans.

"What the hell are you doing?" Fulliautomatix barked.

The five romans promptly went white and all bolted in five different directions. Unhygenix was prepared however and took a swig of the potion, then grabbed a passing roman by the neck as he ventured to close. "What in toutatis is this about!? Let him go!"

The roman stared blankly and Unhygenix shook him. "Now!"

The roman promptly fainted. Unhygenix threw him to the side in disgust.

While Unhygenix was dealing with the roman, Fulliautomatix had managed to untie the noose. "Unhygenix!" He called. "Help me lower him to the ground."

Unhygenix hurried over and together they gently placed him on the ground. Fulliautomatix removed the noose from Cacofonix's ankle. "Yeah, that's definitely going to be bruised. Don't think it's broken though."

Unhygenix waved a hand over Cocofonix's face. "Cacofonix? You alright?"

The thinner man groaned and opened his eyes before immediately closing them again. Then he very suddenly sat up and threw up to the side, thankfully missing both of his rescuers. "S'rry." He mumbled, then closed his eyes again.

"Hey!" Unhygenix slapped his lightly on his cheek. "Don't go to sleep on us. Cacofonix?"

The blacksmith waved dismissively at the fishmonger. "I'll carry him. He's not walking on that ankle anyway. Honestly, those romans are crazy." He said, once he'd got Cocofonix into a vaguely comfortable position and they were walking back. "Who leaves traps out in the middle of the forest anyway?"

"Stupid roman troops who aren't man enough to hunt with their bare hands." Unhygenix muttered.

They walked back in silence, both stewing until at last they got back to the village where Vitalstatistix was waiting for them. "What happened!?" He exclaimed, as soon as he set eyes on them.

The two explained what had happened as they hurried to Getafix's hut.

"What the hell in wrong with the romans? Couldn't they just take him prisoner like anyone else?" Vitalstatistix ranted to no one in particular.

Getafix took the whole situation calmly, directing them to put the bard on his spare bed and examining the ankle carefully. "Not broken." He said, after what seemed like ages. "But definitely sprained. What the romans hoped to catch near the roads I don't know. A deer or something? Anyway, it's good you two got their in time." The druid said to Fulliatomix and Unhygenix. "Who knows what they were planning to do with him when they'd finished? Now don't worry, I'll look after him. Get back to your families."

Unhegenix pretty much left immediately, but Fulliautomatix stopped at the door. "Er...when he wakes up properly tell him we're glad he's back. Though we don't need an ode."

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Myself and My Child - A Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends Fic focusing on Mr Herriman and Madame Foster.

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Please don't use AI to write fanfiction. Fanfics should come from the heart, not a program that does all the work for you.

Don't worry, it's not a on-going thing. It was just so people [and myself admittedly] could see the difference between what A.I. can do, vs myself.

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Me: Okay, don’t think too hard about this-

My Brain: Do you ever think about what Mr. Herriman’s entire personality means to Madame Foster. Like if we study the pattern in the show-at least with some of the main cast. Eduardo’s creator needed someone strong who could protect her, but gentle to help with her little brother; Wilt’s creator was an inner city kid who wanted someone to play basketball with; Bloo was made because Mac who was a bullied younger brother needed someone his own age to play with and have adventures. Even in the show’s side characters-like Ivan the seeing eye friend-they have purposes for their creators often to help them or compensate for something they might lack in their life.

Madame Foster as a kid made an uptight rules loving butler rabbit, she made herself an authority figure who could probably handle and talk to adults for her. She made a parental figure. It’s possible that Madame Foster herself may have been a literal foster kid-and possibly aged out, which ultimately maybe gave her the idea for a foster home for the imaginary friends because she knew how awful places like that can be when they’re poorly managed. I did a look up and it’s strongly implied that Madame Foster made him in the 1930s-which was the peak time for WWII-and not a good time if you were a kid-mainly because everyone who is important in your life either leaves to help the war effort or is too busy trying to keep things normal. Madame Foster made Mr. Herriman to be a parent when her own most likely failed to or because she simply did not have one at the time. Mr. Herriman was made to be her gaurdien.

Me: annnnd there we go, over thinking it.

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Fulliautomatix And The Missing Bard, Part Three

"This is all your fault." Unhygenix muttered as he and Fulliautomatix walked out the village. They'd gotten looks amd whispers as they walked past the banquet table and Unhygenix had had to explain to Bacteria he may be late back. The good news was she'd taken it better than Corsa had. Fulliautomatix's ears were still ringing.

"Really?" The metal-worker said. "I seem to remember YOU throwing the first fish!"

"Only because you insulted them!"

"Well if you'd fish from the river like any normal fisherman would-!"

"The best fish comes from Lutetia!"

"Lutetia is two-!"

Further squabbling was cut kf by Getafix calling their names. The two men turned to see the Druid hurrying towards them holding a flask. "I presume you're going to track down our bard?" He said, eyes twinkling a little.

The two nodded.

"Good. He's loud, but good hearted. Here, have a flask of potion, just in case." He handed it to Unhygenix, who puffed his chest importantly and smirked at Fulliautomatix. The taller man notably resisted the urge to punch him.

"Asterix usually takes one a bit bigger than than." Getafix said. "But as I imagine you're not going very far and I'm taking it I can trust you to share?" He looked at them critically and, feeling like children again, the two nodded. "Good. Now get going before Asterix realises whats going on. He could do with a break." The Druid lowered his voice. "Don't tell him I said that. Now go!"

They headed off, walking a little faster so as to be out before the blonde noticed.

"Give Asterix a break." Unhygenix muttered. "I like that. Do I get a break from selling fish?"

"Take a break if you want. I'm sure no one would complain. I'd lead the celebration."

Unhygenix glared then shook his head. "Guess I walked into that. Well, come on then O'smart one. What are we doing?"

"I thought eating fish was meant to improve your memory-"

"I MEANT where are we searching first?"

Fulliautomatix thought for a moment. "Well, if Cacofonix DID head to Lutetia he probably took the high road. So how about I take the high road and you take the low road?"

Unhygenix thought for a moment then waved his hands dismissively. "No, no. If we do that how can we tell each other we found him?"

"You could do a smell-signal-"

"Fulliautomatix, I am getting angry!"

Eventually after a bit more squabbling they decided to head towards the main path towards Lutetia, the ones that the carts drove on. After all, they reasoned, it was a long way. Cacofonix was likely hoping for a lift.

"Didn't he take a horse last time?" Fulliautomatix asked after at least half an hour of No Cacofonix.

"Yeah. Why?"

"Why didn't he take one this time?"

"He didn't want to waste the horsepower?"

"Maybe. You don't…no…"

"What?"

"You don't think he's actually gone to the romans?"

Unhygenix looked at his friend like he'd grown two heads. "We are talking bout Cacofonix, right? He may be music crazy, but he's not completely insane! Besides." He added. "The romans would probably send him back."

"Unless they want to use him as a hostage. Or another gift for Caesar.*"

"Oh yes, because that went so well last time!"

"Unhygenix, I'm serious. What if they have kidnapped him?"

"We go back to the village and tell everyone else, obviously. Obelix will be at the fort in two seconds flat, he'll knock down the door then we can grab Cacofonix. Does that satisfy you, worry-wart?"

Fulliautomatix stuck his nose in the air. "I'm not worried." He lied. "I just don't want to be any more put out than I have to be. Besides. My wife will kill me if I'm responsible for losing the bard."

"Mine to."

They both shuddered, then Fulliautomatix threw a hand out, hitting Unhygenix in the face. "Hey! Watch-"

Fulliautomatix shushed him. "Listen to that."

*see Asterix the Gladiator

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Good to know you're still into LT. I agree with you, Fudd has been sidelined. Maybe they think there's not a great deal of humour in him anymore? Especially now that his purpose of a hunter is no longer appropriate in the 21st century.

Hiya, how's it going? :) Are you still into LT?

(this ask was sent april 26 which isnt a bad turnabout considering the other asks in my inbox)

Just answering to say I've finally watched the looney tunes movie!! It was fun and awesome! I still haven't watched LTC or Wabbit and honestly I don't think I'll actually get to that.

I watched one episode of Bugs Bunny Builder, very cute! I might be up for watching more of those actually, I only watched the one that had an Elmer Fudd picture in it.

I would LOVE to watch Looniversity- has anyone watched it? I watched the first ep (I think?) and it's such a fun concept.

As far as I can tell, Elmer Fudd has really been sidelined in Looney Tunes :( but I do appreciate the small references to him (Fudd Hall!!! a really cute picture of him in BBB!!) I've been thinking about rewatching a whole bunch of the OG Looney Tunes to get into the groove (dubious I'll be back in writing though).

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May I ask which A.I, program you used to write Fulliautomatix and the Missing Bard, please?

Chat GP, but only for the first chapter.

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Perfect

meme time

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I like this headcanon! And I think he's an orphan to. Raised, perhaps, by Getafix [as the only one without a child] or Chief Vitalstatix or Vitalstatistix's father. [Depending on age]

What if Panoramix gave a pregnant woman a magic potion to drink, and the potion was also absorbed by the child, it turns out that this child would be born already soaked in the potion (not like Obelix, he fell into the cauldron when he was 6), and it turns out that such a child would have inhuman power, but what can newborn children only do? Scream. I think I solved the mystery of the inhuman volume of Cacofonix' voice.

Like, yeah, I know that in one comic, Caesar's son was given a potion to drink and was just strong as expected, but there are a few nuances here. Caesarion was already born, and he could already make sounds, crawl, and grab things with his hands. And in the case of Cacofonix, he was just born, but already with the effect of a magic potion, but a newborn baby can do absolutely nothing except lie and scream.

And in the end, the only ability that would be enhanced in the child would be the voice. When Cacofonix was born, he deafened his mother and everyone present, and perhaps the entire village, with his first cry. And it would never go away, even when he grew up, as with Obelix, the effect of the potion was permanent. In the end we got Cacofonix the bard ✨

Wow, I think I'll put this theory in my headcanons

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Fulliautomatix and the Missing Bard, Part Two

A few hours later the gauls were setting up the banquet. Obelix was carrying a table in each hand and muttering under his breath about whatever 'Mr Asterix' had done now.

Fulliautomatix glared and, with more effort than he cared to admit, lifted a table by himself and walked a few steps before thumping it on the ground. "There." He said, happily, looking around to see if any of the woman of the village had noticed.

A few giggled and walked away, fanning themselves with their handkerchiefs.

"Hey, Lover-boy." Unhygienix said, suddenly appearing at his side. "The chief wants to know if you've seen Cacofonix."

"Not since earlier. What's he want him for?"

Unhygienix grinned. "After our run-in with Confoundtheirpolitix Vitalstatistix wants Cacofonix to compose an ode about him."

Fulliautimatix's eyes bulged. "You're having a laugh, right?"

"Nope." Unhygienix said, cheerfully. "And it's you sitting next to Cacofonix tonight so- good luck! Anyway, have you seen him?"

"Not since earlier. Have you checked his tree?"

"UNHYGENIX!" Vitalstatistix bellowed from across five tables. "How long does it take to ask a simple question!?"

"He hasn't seen him since-" Unhygienix trailed off and shared a look with Fulliautomatix. "-er..."

Even in the growing darkness the two could see Vitalstatistix's eyes narrow. "What? What have you done NOW by toutatis?"

"Why do you always assume it's us?" Fulliautomatix asked, trying not to sound like his children.

"Isn't it always?" Vitalstatistix said, rhetorically. "WELL?"

Lying to the chief was always a bad idea - especially as he had something of a soft spot for the village bard - and so the two found themselves admitting how they'd accidently insulted Cacofonix earlier.

"But we didn't mean it, I swear by toutatis!" Unhygienix said, holding his hands up.

"Yes, we've known him for years after all." The blacksmith said, looking in the direction of Cacofonix's home.

Vitalstatistix saw him looking to. "Well, you can both go and apologise to him now and bring him down here for some food. And no tying him up! He's probably feeling restricted enough as it is. Go! NOW!"

The two hurried off.

"Oh well done, 'Automatix." Unhygienix muttered as they approached the tree.

"Shut up, you started it." Fulliautomatix said, starting to climb.

"I did not!"

"Yes you did!"

"I did not!"

"Oh, shut up!" The blacksmith snarled before banging on the door, none to gently. "CACOFONIX! OPEN UP!" A silence.

The red-head growled and banged again, this time harder.

Unhygienix nudged him aside and spoke in a more soothing manner. "Listen Cacofonix, we're sorry about earlier. We didn't mean it, really. And to show there's no hard feelings we'll carry you to the banquet and won't even tie you up! And, listen to this, the chief wants you to compose an ode for him." He and Fulliautomatix both stepped out of the way of the door, expecting it to fling open and for Cacofonix to step out yapping on about how they didn't appreciate his genius.

Nothing.

The two looked at each other. "Cacofonix?" Unhygienix called. Now it was Fulloautomatix's turn to shove his friend aside.

"Something's wrong. Get out the way." He raised his hammer and swung it at the lock, which broke after the second swing. "Delivery!" He called, as they stepped in.

It was empty.

"What the hades..." Unhygienix headed straight for Cacofonix's bed and looked under it. "Where is he?"

Fulliautomatix threw his hands out. "How am I meant to know? Do I look like Mystic Meg!?" At that point his eyes fell on a note pinned to the other side of the door. He grabbed it. "Oh, you have got to be kidding me."

"What?" Unhygienix raised himself on his tippy-toes and peered at the note to.

"And what part of apologising to our bard involves smashing his door down?" The two jumped as their chief and his two shield bearers appeared at the door.

"He's gone, Chief." Fulliautomatix said, swallowing hard.

"What do you mean-?" The chief stopped in his tracks when the blacksmith handed him the note. After a few moments the chief exploded. "Lutetia! Again!"*

"Maybe he won't have got to far?" Unhygienix suggested, timidly.

"I hope not." Vitalstatistix said, strangely calmly, before erupting. "Because you two idiots are going to find him and bring him back!"

"Why us two?" Fulliautomatix said, without thinking,

"BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON HE LEFT! AND WHAT'S A VILLAGE WITHOUT A BARD?"

"Lucky?"

"GET OUT AND BRING HIM BACK OR I'LL KICK YOU BOTH OUT MYSELF!" Vitalstatixstix bellowed. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? I DIDN'T WATCH Vercingetorix SURRENDER TO SAVE HIS MEN SO I COULD LOSE THEM DECADES LATER! NOW GO!"

Fulliautomatix and Unhygienix both hurried down the stairs, hands over their ears as they tried to drown out their chiefs shouts.

*See Asterix and the Normans