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The best part of us having a friend who knows we’re a DID system is when she gets to interact with someone new! We’ll be calling her R for this!

R: -drunk along with partner system- Okay but I wanna meet someone new.

Me(Remus): I’m right bloody here!!!

R: Oh holy fuck your British dude!!

Me: Correct love you can just call me Moony

R: Okay..?? I’m gonna call Gabbie(partner systems shared co-worker)

Me: Okay but maybe don’t love…

R: -does it anyway-

Me: -loses my bloody mind laughing-

(Note: They were calling people too tell them they love them so that was cute 🥰)

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Y’all ever wanna fight y’all’s boss? Yeah? Same same. -💨

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Context for this post our work does not know we’re a system but they do know we have memory issues tell me why we got a whole ass text while were at FUCKING HOME! Telling us that it was not acceptable to leave something a way(something they had never mentioned previously) and when we said we would remember tonight he just left us on read. Like our main host literally had a fucking breakdown plus it was a rough night for us because of other work related stuff that involves our health.-💨(Azure)

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Sometimes when life gives you lemons you squeeze them in peoples eyes-🦇🎸

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Shoutout to systems who are often sick!

My therapist and I have discussed lately how I’m often sick, and how my trauma disorder is impacting my physical health. You are not morally bad or stupid or wrong for being often sick. It’s not a mark about how bad you are.

Your body is already fighting. It’s fighting against the things you’ve experienced and the trauma you have. Blaming yourself for being sick is blaming your body for not being able to fight multiple wars at once.

Be gentle with yourself! You’re not alone. Let your body rest sis it can tackle the next fight with you.

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Prompt: Black Friday (Discord Drabble)

Black Friday, 1998

"Thank Christ!"

Steve reaches forward, greedily wiggling his knitted glove-covered fingers before Eddie resumes his spot next to him.

He hands Steve's coffee over, an extra shot and three sugars - an indulgence appropriate for the early hour that Eddie willingly bailed almost immediately to go purchase.

"What took you so long?" Steve complains, slurping from the takeaway cup and smacking his lips in satisfaction.

"Every significant other who got dragged out here in this weather is lingering over at that coffee joint across the street," Eddie nods behind them.

He grumbles to himself as a gust of cold, snowy air whips its way through the crowd waiting outside the mall. People gasp and audibly shiver away. Maybe he should have just stayed at home, warm as toast in bed for the morning...

But, as he looks at Steve adjusting his stance so as not to budge an inch from his spot, Eddie thinks he might find himself being broken up with in a wintery Chicago mall parking lot if he so much as suggests potentially going home.

"Fuck, it's freezing," Steve shivers, holding his coffee tight to his chest and hunching his shoulders.

He might be freezing his fine ass off, but Eddie thinks his partner also looks like a cuddly marshmallow in his navy blue puffer jacket, yellow scarf and matching beanie.

"Hey, you're the one who insisted on lining up at the crack of dawn in the freezing cold," Eddie argues, taking a sip from his own over-sugared beverage.

"I'm not paying full price for whatever the hell this thing is!" Steve says, awkwardly fishing in his jeans pocket.

He holds up a crumpled page from the Target Black Friday catalogue. It features a row of Furby's, each differently coloured and all staring back at Eddie with their undead robot eyes.

Joanie has circled a grey, pink-bellied one – her authoritative red marker clearly identifying her choice.

"They're cute," Eddie chuckles, snatching up the page and crumpling it beyond recognition.

"No, they're creepy," Steve says, side-eyeing the catalogue, "I feel like it's gonna come alive and hypnotise us with those unblinking eyes as soon as we bring it home."

"But Munchkin wants one," he coos, wrapping his arm around Steve's very puffed-up arm.

"I know," Steve sighs.

My Joanie Munson AU (which i officially started writing at Christmas last year!)

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Yay! Bed time!

Brain: Switch time?? Switch time?? Rapid switch time??? Crowded front time!?!?!?!?!? Everyone conscious NOW

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Me, the host: *doesn't front for 3 days* wow that's spooky time is weird I don't like it

The alter that came out of a 11 year dormancy: you're telling me

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shout out to systems with:

alters that use it/its !

alters that use neopronouns !

alters with multiple pronouns !

alters that don't use pronouns !

alters that don't know their pronouns !

alters that don't care about their pronouns !

genderfluid alters !

transgender alters !

non-binary alters !

xenogender alters !

questioning alters !

alters with 'contradicting' gender identities !

non-cis child alters !

other genderqueer alters i didn't mention !

being queer does not make you fake. an alter can be any gender, and use any pronouns. keep expressing yourself in ways that make you happy :D

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shout out to fictives who:

do keep their source name

dont keep their source name

feel disconnected from their source

have intentionally distanced themselves from their source

have an "embarrassing" or "cringy" source

really love their source

feel like they're too different from their source

really miss their source world, family, and friends

theres no right or wrong way to be a fictive, just be yourself and you're doing more than enough. ♡

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Just so we're clear.

Fictives are not a sign of faking.

Quiet/Loud switches are not a sign of faking.

Large systems are not a sign of faking.

Switching a lot is not a sign of faking.

Not switching much is not a sign of faking.

Emotional amnesia is still amnesia.

Don't force people to address trauma they may not even remember.

Don't force people to remember trauma.

Childhood traumas don't have to be what an adult would consider extreme. Kids are a lot more sensitive to stimuli and cruelty.

And some systems have done fucked up shit in their childhoods, it's not their fault they had to survive.

Be kind, people need it.

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!! ASK GAME !!

I guarantee no accuracy lol

👥 - How many people are in your system

🎨 - What's everyone's favorite colors?

⌚ - Most common fronters?

🧾 - Collective pronouns?

📚 - Everyone's pronouns?

🍼 - Most common age group?

🎞 - Do you have any fictives?

💖 - Are there any romantic relationships in your system?

🔢 - Does anyone have a favorite number?

🧠 - Are any of your alters neurodivergent?

🏳‍🌈 - How many people are LGBTQIA+

👽 - Do you have any non-human alters (including hybrids)?

🏓 - What are some common hobbies?

😋 - What is the most liked food between everyone?

👀 - Current hyperfixations?

📖 - Do you guys have any collective interests?

🗺 - What is your headspace like? (If you have one)

🐕 - Does anyone have a pet?

🏷 - Does your system have a name?

💭 - Does anyone wanna share something about their source? Feel free to ramble, anyone can answer too!

💥 - Most chaotic group?

😇 - Any demon/angel/god alters?

👴 - Who is the oldest?

🏥 - Are you diagnosed? If yes, was it difficult? If not, do you want one & why or why not?

🏡 - What is your system dynamic (ex, family, friends, complete strangers, etc)

🔂- How do you keep track of your system? (Members, switches, etc)

🐣- Any childhood things that should've tipped you off to being a system?

👍- Do you like being a system?

📤- Do you know any systems IRL?

💕- Do you prefer in-system dating or out-of-system dating?

🙄- What's the most annoying thing about being a system?

❔ - How bad is your amnesia?

💬- Best quote from an alter?

🎮- Do alters have separate accounts for games or do you all share an account?

⬇️ Joke ones ⬇️

🐎 - how often do your alters think about the Trojan empire?

🔮 - do you believe in gravity?

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The Cooler System Ask Game Based On Things People Fake Claim Systems On

- Do you have a large headcount?

-Do any headmates in your system have typing quirks?

-Does your system have any Non-human headmates?

-Is your system neurodivergent?

-Does your system use neopronouns or xenogenders?

-Do any of the headmates in your system have dyed hair and/or is your hair dyed bodily?

-Are there any nonspeaking/nontyping heasmates in your system?

-Does your system have angry and/or "dangerous" persecutors?

-Do your littles use baby talk?

-Do you have a large or complex headspace?

-Do any headmates in your system have exo-memories?

-Does your system have any tics?

-is your system bad at masking?

-Do any headmates in your system have an accent that the body does not?

-Do any headmates in your system speak in a different language?

-Does your system use things like pluralkit and simply plural?

-are you out about being a system? IRL or online or not at all?

- Do you post headmate intros as their own posts on social media?

- Do you make those "headmates that would get us fakeclaimed" posts?

- Is your system bodily a minor?

- Do your headmates date in system?

- Do headmates have different art styles?

No emojis/numbers just send the full question!

this post is based on this https://www.tumblr.com/million-with-a-b/734832850476695552/space-themed-system-ask-game-based-on-common?source=share ask game but with changed wording and some added questions + no dni on it for those uncomfortable with syscourse.

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Plural culture is seeing your abuser in public and needing to convince the protector on co-con not to go hit him

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