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I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

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He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

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Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

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Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

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hes waiting by the microwave

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

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Calling the latest round of bots "pornbots" is giving them more credit than they deserve tbh.... most of their blogs are empty. no boobs. no ass

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anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

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best fight scene in movie history

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

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OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

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Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.