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collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab f/w 2014-15

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Lestrade is such a lovable character to RP with. If only he would come on more ; A ;

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Sherlock lay splayed over the couch, his limbs protruding all over the place. Blue robe. Check. Bedhead. Check. And pouting like a prepubescent teenager? Check, check, and check.

"Why would I want to read something I've experienced first hand? It's redundant and stupid," Sherlock bit out.

At the mention of Hunter, Sherlock perked up with interest. His expression became more human, less living corpse. "Mmmm, is that so? Did you two discuss anything. . . interesting?" Sherlock asked in a deceptively casual voice.

At home with Sherlock

And that concludes the case of the Jewel thief. John sat back in his chair and admired his write up, another fine piece of work. Sherlock’s been quiet lately - more reserved than he usually is.

“I’m done with the Jewel case, if you’d like to read it over” he said, waiting for Sherlock’s approval. “Let’s see, what else.. I saw Hunter a couple days back. At the cafe, didn’t really talk much though.”

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Sherlock abruptly stopped in the middle of playing his violin. It let out a terrible screech.

"Cut me off what?" Sherlock innocently asked. "I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about."

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OH SHOOT. I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY PERSONAL BLAWG. MY BAD. SORRY FOR THE FANART SPAM O___O

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Someday I’ll be part of your world…

Two of my paintings inspired by the gorgeous film The Little Mermaid. Prints available at my Society6 shop.

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Paintings inspired by this absolutely stunning story. Prints available at my Society6 shop.

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You’re on the side of the angels…

I seriously pictured this when he got up on the ledge though. Through my tears, of course.

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“I have made the decision to trust you, Sherlock–”

“–a horrible decision really–”

THIS IS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR THE BEAUTIFUL ANDELLS YES from your two best keepers

The idea is all blue’s holy crap I figured we should combine andells’ two ~FAVORITE THINGS~, Sherlock and Tangled, for some DISNEYLOCK but I had no idea how and then blue drew this instantly!!! Then I painted it with colors and stuff!!! IT WAS TEAMWORK!!!! Anyway WE HOPE YOU LIKE IT BABY

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I’m a consulting 12-year-old, I invented the job

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Commissioned painting of a younger Sherlock from his university years. I’ve always pictured him looking a bit softer and less suspicious of everyone’s intentions back then.

My commissions are still closed as I’ve got a huge list to work through, but all the info is here if you’ve been asking!

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"You make an excellent point. In fact, many other people have all made the same point to me. And it makes sense -- it really does," Sherlock said.

Hunter gave him an inquisitive look.

"But I will never involve myself in organized crime," Sherlock began, "for reasons I will keep to myself." Mummy. John. Lestrade. Mrs. Hudson. For the love of God -- even Mycroft.

The bus pulled over just next to Baker Street with an exhausted groan. "Good day, Mr. Grey," said Sherlock curtly. He smiled, the edge of his eyes crinkling ever so slightly, as he gathered up the milk (3 gallons) and beans (20 cans; people eat a lot of those, right?) and (wheat grass; a cooking show once mentioned it. . .). 

@Hunter Grey

Love? Hunter found that word slightly troubling as he tossed it over in his mind, why would anyone want to feel so exposed and weak? Why would anyone want to not be able to think straight just because that someone was in the room, it really was quite pathetic. Not to mention the fact that you only want to be with that one person, which for Hunter was really quite an appalling thought.

“No Mr Holmes you’re right I’m not in love.” He said spitting the word out as if it disgusted him somehow, “It’s just how I was born I guess I like to hear people scream, I suppose there must be more to it than that but I’ve never cared enough to find out.” Hunter continued feeling a little dismayed with the lack of information from the detective.

“Ah,” Sherlock remarked, a small grin forming. “Have you ever met a man named Moriarty? You two would be great friends. Well — if either of you could make friends. Close acquaintances, then?”

Sherlock looked at Hunter vacantly.

“You wouldn’t happen to have any cases for me, would you? John took away my skull and his gun again. There’s really nothing to do nowadays.”

 ”No Mr. Holmes you see that would be counterproductive.” Hunter said rolling his eyes and looking out the window, he honestly couldn’t understand Sherlock’s career choice, if he bored so easily surely he would be much better in his line of business, he reasoned to himself. “Why don’t you make your own case Mr. Holmes, its honestly a lot funner than solving them.”

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ooc; Ouch. The Sherlock inside of me cringes o__o

Mark Todd Braided Leather Riding Crop As left in a mortuary by Sherlock in A Study In Pink and owned by Irene Adler in A Scandal in Belgravia 

Black leather. 68cm length. Ridged handle to allow the fingers to slip inside the grooves which offers enhanced grip through an increased presence within the hand. Folded leather flap at the striking end, making for a wider point of contact that offers a clear and confident strike when used. £30 / $49 Availble here at dogwoodlondon.co.uk

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Sherlock started playing with his violin, vacantly plucking at the strings. They made a beautiful sound. "Detective Inspector Lestrade -- do you know what the problem is? He finds you interesting. Which is never good news."

"W-what?" Lestrade asked, flustered.

"You intrigue him as a worm does to an eagle, as a rabbit to a snake, as prey to its hunter. Nothing more. (ooc; pffft yeah right, Sherlock's just horribly obtuse) Nothing less.  You want to stay alive, I'm guessing? Play hard-to-get. Elusive prey is the hunter's favorite."

He walked to the window and began playing his violin again. It really was a lovely sound.

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ooc; uhmmm. wao. yepp.

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I'm not a big supporter of it.

Not to mention the clean up. From what I hear, it's really quite a hassle. -SH

Bored.

With no one around to alleviate it. Well — I guess most people aren’t that interesting in the first place.

I need my skull. -SH

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"Extremely," Sherlock answered without missing a beat.  "And if you're a lucky man, you'll never meet him again."

Sherlock stared at Lestrade for a little while.

"You're going to meet him again, aren't you?" Sherlock groaned. "Mycroft should really learn to keep out of other people's business. My advice for you would be to leave the country -- no, continent -- and never return, but you're too sentimentally attached to Britain to heed my words. Your loss." Sherlock shrugged, like it was no big deal.