the true asylum is even worse than this, how did we all survive it
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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era
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I don’t need a vacation when I have this view
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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thought of callin ya but you won’t pick up ‘nother fortnight lost in americaaaa move to floridaaa buy the car you want but it won’t start up til you touch touch touch meeee
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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"
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Just wasted another day doing absolutely nothing
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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn
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"the first time I ever joined Miss W- in my prayers I had praye[d] that our union might be happy"
march 30, 1834
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