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The plan is an isn’t perfect yet. I accept that. It’s an unfinished poem. We need you, brother.

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Do you ever think that Roman maybe showed up at Gerri's door in Italy with his shirt open on purpose not only as his slutty demeanor but also in the hope that she would button it up again like in Hungary? Because I do.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Faceapp’s idea of female Stewy 🔥

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Have spent way too much time this afternoon enjoying a three day trial of FaceApp. Enjoy these snapshots from the Roy family album: teenage Roy siblings getting into trouble, baby Shiv and Rome, boarding-school era KenStew, and heartbreaking young adult Roman who is just starting out in business and who only has love in his hand ❤️🥺

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Honest board game titles

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they put found family in the wine…and the pasta…

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hey everyone! I’m going to be closing my shop from april 11th to april 18th in solidarity with other etsy sellers to protest etsy’s latest seller fee price hike and certain new policies you can read about below! you know I’m always complaining about their fees and how I prefer to be paid outside of etsy whenever possible. I hope you’ll join me and not cross the picket line from april 11th to april 18th! you know where to find me if there’s anything I have listed that you want to buy or you have an idea for a commission! 🖖🏻

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Kiki Layne on The Tonight Show, 18/03/22

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Me describing characters from Succession without ever watching it, based on what I could put together from random tumblr posts

Kendall (maybe):

- has rapped once

- repressed

- cringe

- daddy issues

- I think fandom hates him, but in a loving way?

Also maybe Kendall:

- curses a lot

- pathetic

- daddy issues again

- feral

- likes older women

- manwhore

- would hate-fuck his clone

Shiv:

-ginger

- mommy issues?

- hates her husband

- gaslight gatekeep

- is pregnant or was at some point

- *crosses arms*

The dad:

- evil incarnate

- homophobic

- mansplain manipulate

- would sell his children for a potato chip

- girlboss (derogatory)

- Doesn't believe in mental illness, but thinks homosexuality is one

Another son:

- deserves better

- underrated

- well adjusted-ish???

- daddy issues

- has raised his siblings

Mr Darcy:

- GAY

- Shiv's husband on paper

- in love with his wife's cousin who is his assistant

- gay

- apparently has a dick the size of a great American tree and fucks like a fast transportation vehicle

- bottom

- the actor is unhinged

- homosexual historic references of ancient Rome

- the homophobic dad made him the boss

- a whole ass fruit

- omelette or eggs jokes

Cousin Greg:

- homophobic bisexual

- should probably speak to HR at some point

- is dating a countess?

- wants his boss to prove his fucking abilities

- also a bottom?

- social climbed and won

- fandom seems to have some, ahem, feelings about this one

Gerry?:

- she might be a therapist or she works in management

- girlboss (affectionate)

- dating the younger Kendall

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babe wake up, new evergreen boat just dropped in Maryland

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I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT [LOVE] FEELS LIKE. OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL MARVELOUS, THANK YOU. ...I REMEMBER IT WAS GOOD. I KNOW THAT MUCH.

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you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

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the old guard + @screenshotsofdespair | part 2

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Back on my bullshit - keep your eyes out for a ‘How would you meet your end in Ancient Rome’ quiz

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reblogging pictures of the succ cast attending awards ceremonies and being overwhelmingly nice and supportive after watching literally any episode: aftercare

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this looks like its straight out of a scene in succession but its actually from the critic's choice award, kieran and nicholas just unconsciously exude their inner roman and greg irl