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So if 1/0 = ∞, all numbers are 0

Which is not very fun

Or useful

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Found you.

Hehe :3

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oki that should be all the one's on my blog for now

and oh wow that's a bit

but on the other hand it is just the #arsenickel alloy posts which will go here

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Just looked into the mirror and my first thought was

"oh my god I look like a lesbian"

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hElIuM¡

XENON

SULFUR HEXAFLUORIDE

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WHY IS A PLACE CALLED "WINNESH TRIANGLE"

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I'm curious who was Martin's Heron

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THERE'S A PLACE CALLED STAINES?!?!

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There's also CANADA WATER

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WHAT IS CANARY WHARF

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TIL there's a bar/inn named "The Fighting Cocks"

@jugglesthejorker

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spoilers for ep 154 of the magnus archives

end of ep 154 in tma

JON WANTS TO LEAVE WITH MATRTIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HJKLDHKFJHKFDHKDFHKG

...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Gonna eep now

Random tip: if u mean to write 'allergies' make sure u don't write 'orgies' instead

It can change the entire meaning of the sentence

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"לאפס יש את התכונה הזו שהוא לא שווה שתיים"

אין על צנזור

"zero has this property where it's not equal two"

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Out of context quotes of my organic chemistry professor:

From lecture 1:

I'll teach you how to destroy ethanol, if you have a pub near your house you want to destroy

I'll teach you how to make glue, not for sniffing

There's someone just standing there, and then someone else comes, ambushes him and attacks him from behind

Everything looks like lines of someone dying

An atom comes to me and cries "Help me! Make me a hybrid!"

I just need some space here, territory on the whiteboard

Throughout the course sausages are created

I tell them I'm a chemist and they say eeew and disappear

Organic chemists are somewhat masochistic people

He probably won't reject a diamond, but he doesn't have anything to do with it

You can combust it afterwards if you want and such

It gives us a great ability to control! ... A whole variety of reactions

It's like Lego, we have infinite capabilities

Let's assume there is an exotic sea cucumber in the depth of the sea next to japan

I probably sniffed too many chemicals in the lab

You know what the problem is? - they can't tempt organic chemists

Relatively more resembling the original spaghetti here

What are you doing here have you murdered someone?

One of the worst things you can make an organic chemist do is make them count

For whoever wants to make a really unrelated accent

Take the boys, spread them out, and kill every tenth person

If you have someone you want to silence, you can go to them with a cloth and say "hey, want to sniff?"

If I will give that name to someone he will probably jump from the balcony back there

Throughout the course we will make stuff that attacks each other, there will be action

I'll give you a clue - it's related to dead bodies

A little bonus quotes (from one of my friends):

You want to see dead bodies - go to the summer semester calculus course

So water is fatphobic and fat is hydrophilic!

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Going to sleep now

Have fun with the chlorine Trifluoride

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Hellooo

You seem cool

Found you through @the-bookshelf-queen

She is very cool too

A very cool creature

So

Yeah

Also

What's your fav molecule?

WOAH HI

You seem very cool too

I think my favourite molecule is nitrogen mayhaps, I will not elaborate further