mid30s naked ass cryptoid. i love drawin dicks, being dreamy, and getting weird about aliens. i WILL eat your pineal gland. 18+. get weird.
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it's cleaning day✨️ and i'mmmm On One hard
dog hair courtesy of the puppos. we stay sexy with the dog hair ON
#me#personal#freckles#piercings#hex the patriarchy#bootyshorts#tryin to get bred while i clean the house#thick#ass#cameltoe for you fat pussy lovin freaks :)#she comes free of charge#hail satan#hail my soft generous body#just housewife things
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Water Lilies, Bamboo Giant Nursery
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untitled lll by virág benkovics, 2023, needlework in artist's frame, unknown dimensions
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seasons sensory fidget tubes
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#UMMM HELLO?????#i want all of theemmmmm ugghhhh#note to self#track these down#i could put them on my mantle each passing season :')#always need more tchotchkes#also btw it's gunna be glitter summer fyi#i do in fact have 2 shades of body glitter gel being shipped to me tomorrow!!!!! STOKED#stim
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Since it's watermelon season!
My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!
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all gone now
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i am so fucking blissfully fucked. god. in deep.
#personal#iiiiiii#oh mannn#i'm!!! fucking#in love!!! fuck!!!#i'm in fucking trouble :)#i just. god#i'm in love
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moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham
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mommy's got some satanic booty shorts now. listen to Twin Temple and worship yourself.
satanic feminist 😈👹
hex the patriarchy 🔮✨️
((and be a slut 🍑🍑🍑))
#personal#me#twin temple#hex the patriarchy#be a slut#booty shorts#thick#curvy#i have scratches on my tummy because apparently i scratched really hard in my sleep??? idk#anyway#pale#ass#i mean..#......#cameltoe#LOL she's there so deal with it#hail satan#mommy's worshiping the devil baby#bite into my thighs about it#got enough for everyone
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Sun bleached Pokémon cards.
#this gives me such a visceral surreal nostalgia#oh my GOD#do NOT give me another reason to collect shit okay
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forgot to post these recently 👽🍑
#personal#me#short shorts#booty shorts#striped leggings#ass#these tights have a huge um.#.... access rip in them. lol#it frames the cheeks nicely#need more striped tights tbh#never say no to patterned tights#striped tights#ripped tights
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this duck LOVES pink drink
#this is one of my most favorite videos ever#all the sounds are extremely satisfying#the duck is so fucking stupid happy :))))))#everything about this video fucking rules and gives me joy#stim
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
#have carried and continue to carry this energy in my life#......#............#..........However#mayhaps i could secretly and quietly have a peek and never speak of it aloud
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Southern Comfort (2001)
A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola.
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Meow Wolf's Omega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada
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