For My Blog of Supernatural Quotes Click Here My Vancon 2012 Stuff is here:Vancon 2012! My name is Shade, like the kind you find under a tree. I am fascinated with totally random things. Someone told me I should get a tumblr where I could stash all the random things. I work for Hell. I'm a girl. I am currently back in college to become a morticianOn August 25th 2012 I shared a tube of lipstick with Mr. Misha Collins. So we now share a profound bond, so bad mouth him and I will unleash a shitstorm of angry on you that will ruin your life. (or you know, just unfollow, maybe block you, since I actually hate conflict.) If you really want to see it, my face is here (along with things that are NOT my face, but you'll figure that out) Some, but not all, of the things I am looking at here, and blogging about and re-blogging are (in no particular order): History Royalty Supernatural (the TV show) Breakfast Dexter True Blood Funny Shit Jack Russell Terriers and other dogs science anthropology BOOKS Jack White Mortuary Sciences Nurse JackieThe Walking Dead Social Issues recovery from addictions photography Animals The Good Death I don’t own most of the pictures, graphics, gifs that I reblog, obviously. If I’m using something of yours, and you don’t want me to, just tell me and I’ll take it off. Oh, one more thing... I appear to be The Oldest Person posting on Tumblr. Ever. I did the math, and if you are 16 years old or younger I ...
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YAAAAY! We got three bags of this delivered today! This was on my Amazon wishlist for the pets. There was nothing in the box and I cannot tell from the wish list purchased items who sent these to us so whoever you are thank you thank you thank you! This is very helpful!
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I found out on Friday that I don't get paid for my new job until the 6th of May. This will be a total of nearly 10 weeks with no income. Yes, I've been working here and there, but the problem is that I've made about $600 over the last 8 weeks. So in other words: not enough to cover rent utilities phone internet etc etc etc. The GoFundMe for Cinnamon's vet visit went okay. I do have enough in it to get her in and get her rabies vaccine and potentially some other vaccines depending on where I go. I'm going to try something else for those of you who are not comfortable donating to a GoFundMe, I have added my pet supplies to my Amazon wish list. Please ignore the things below the pet supplies. And it should sort it by newest added, if it doesn't go ahead and sort it by newest items LOL if you feel so inclined to help me out it would be much appreciated. If you are unable to help, thanks for thinking about me and thanks for looking. If anybody would like to get me any number of the of the pet supplies off of this list, thank you so so so very much. And again, ignore the things after the pet supplies LOL I was just too lazy to make a new list.
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I'm sorry I haven't posted in 95 years. In all seriousness it's been an extremely rough five years for me. My husband died. I went back to school to become a funeral director. I moved to another state. I became a funeral director. I got fired from my job few weeks ago oh, and just yeah? Things are a mess right now. So I'm going to go ahead and share my current gifundme. Feel free to ignore it as I feel terrible that I've had to ask for one but I was given a little dog in an emergency type of situation and she deserves to get all of her vaccinations. Hopefully I'll find some time to come back and post more Supernatural stuff soon. Depression is an evil Beast. Thanks for looking!
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As a funeral director I can confirm and support this message wholeheartedly.
IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON’T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
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How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.
Sesame Seeds
Cranberry
Pineapple
Peanut
Cashew
Pistachio
Brussel Sprouts
Cacao
Vanilla
Saffron
Kiwi
Pomegranate
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The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
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vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
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heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’”
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i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites
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Do you remember anything fun that you’ve made as a kid? I was really proud of this “camera” I made out of a tea box. I filled it with hand-drawn “photographs” and was very disappointed when people and objects wouldn’t reenact them accurately enough at my request.
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when you die, your soul departs your body and there’s Caitlin Doughty in a little hooded cape holding a plastic scythe
“wait, it was you? this whole time?”
“yep!” she says, with a cheerful smile.
“so…where do I go now? heaven? or was I not good enough to get in?”
she pulls out a clipboard. “well, did you make a comprehensive death plan with your friends and family?”
(hell doesn’t exist; she just gives you a very disappointed look if you say no)
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