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Oooo so not to be evil on main but going off of this (and this yes i’m just making this a new post for attention) but what if I ruined the sweet mice friends too.

Cause like, how else do you get eyes in a room to watch something other than with something that won’t look outta place?

Like... mice in a prison cell.

Gentlemen it’s been an honor indeed, Jaskier really has made new friends.

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Holy shit I hadn’t thought of that but he is kinda suspish in the background! Like safe but def lurking around to watch

I see all the “the screaming scene happens after the rescue/mouse scene” and I propose:

The timing is irrelevant because it’s not actually Jaskier in the rescue scene but someone pretending to be him while Jaskier is elsewhere being tortured.

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Or even worse, the jail scene is an illusion magicked up by Jaskier's torturers.

Thanks. I hate it.

Ok but it could (kinda) be both, in that the torturers are “letting” (making) Jaskier watch it happen, having him witness the hope of rescue fade away as Geralt walks away with a threat wearing Jaskier’s face

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I see all the “the screaming scene happens after the rescue/mouse scene” and I propose:

The timing is irrelevant because it’s not actually Jaskier in the rescue scene but someone pretending to be him while Jaskier is elsewhere being tortured.

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Your commentary includes “surgery is just using a knife to get things out”, “he should longingly look at the chickens”, and “you should have Lambert say that they shoulda just left a dagger with him.”

Oh, also, most commonly “so I think that’s spelled wrong.” [pause] “ok yeah I googled it, that’s wrong.”

so @geraskierbigbang was a thing. And by thing I mean it was a really fucking fun thing that I really had an amazing time doing.

short summary? Modern day, amnesiac Jaskier, angst, angst, angst, Valdo’s a dick so if you wanna read the fic that resulted, here ya go! all was taken from you (even existence)

Even more amazing? @hekatosmistart did just an incredible job and I’m really blown away and impressed and shit. The inclusion of a Nature Center actually came from me volunteering at one with one of my very best friends and while that’s not an idea in the fic, there’s just a feel to the art that is really reminiscent of actually being there with my friend which is just very lovely to me. But no, go look at it, it’s awesome. ART!

also @hintofelation99 was inexplicably willing to beta read my shit show so like, if you like Batman Comics and/or the BatFam in general, she’s your gal

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all was taken away from you (even existence) by @yeah-im-weak-and-wanting

you can read the fic here!

summary: Two years after a car wreck cost him all of his memories, Julian had settled into his new-not-new life and was content enough. A boyfriend of five years, his doctor, and his job at the Blue Mountain Nature Center -a lovely little place just outside of the city and not far from the Witcher's Keep- made for a nice life. Or at least a more or less decent one. Sure he felt like things were missing but, as Valdo and Dr. S said, of course he felt like that, he had amnesia. A little excitement every now and again helped. Like the new visitor at the Center. And this other new visitor. This one too. A little excitement every now and again helped. And so did getting to pretend that he was important enough for it to be purposeful when these Witchers and Witches seemed to seek him out to chat.

Meanwhile, in the nearly three years since Jaskier's kidnapping and presumed murder, the Kaer Morhen family had had to accept that the musician's fate would be an ever painful mystery they couldn't get answers to. And a question about taking care of Lil' Bleater didn't seem like the type of thing that would change that.

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all was taken away from you (even existence)

A collaboration for the 2021 @geraskierbigbang! Thank you to @hintofelation99 for kindly betaing this fic!​

Fic by @yeah-im-weak-and-wanting Art by @hekatos-mist

Fic rating: Mature Word Count: 44,000 Relationships: Geralt/Jaskier, Jaskier & Yennefer, Jaskier & Lambert, Eskel & Jaskier, Aiden & Jaskier, Ciri & Jaskier, Jaskier/Valdo Marx Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence Tags: Modern AU, Abusive Relationships (not Geralt and Jaskier), Blood and Injury, Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Amnesia, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Eskel never does get to ask about the goats

Summary: Two years after a car wreck cost him all of his memories, Julian had settled into his new-not-new life and was content enough. A boyfriend of five years, his doctor, and his job at the Blue Mountain Nature Center -a lovely little place just outside of the city and not far from the Witcher's Keep- made for a nice life. Or at least a more or less decent one. Sure he felt like things were missing but, as Valdo and Dr. S said, of course he felt like that, he had amnesia. A little excitement every now and again helped. Like the new visitor at the Center. And this other new visitor. This one too. A little excitement every now and again helped. And so did getting to pretend that he was important enough for it to be purposeful when these Witchers and Witches seemed to seek him out to chat.

Meanwhile, in the nearly three years since Jaskier's kidnapping and presumed murder, the Kaer Morhen family had had to accept that the musician's fate would be an ever painful mystery they couldn't get answers to. And a question about taking care of Lil' Bleater didn't seem like the type of thing that would change that.

See the art post here Read the fic here

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so @geraskierbigbang was a thing. And by thing I mean it was a really fucking fun thing that I really had an amazing time doing.

short summary? Modern day, amnesiac Jaskier, angst, angst, angst, Valdo’s a dick so if you wanna read the fic that resulted, here ya go! all was taken from you (even existence)

Even more amazing? @hekatosmistart did just an incredible job and I’m really blown away and impressed and shit. The inclusion of a Nature Center actually came from me volunteering at one with one of my very best friends and while that’s not an idea in the fic, there’s just a feel to the art that is really reminiscent of actually being there with my friend which is just very lovely to me. But no, go look at it, it’s awesome. ART!

also @hintofelation99 was inexplicably willing to beta read my shit show so like, if you like Batman Comics and/or the BatFam in general, she’s your gal

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Jaskier, drunk after running into Yennefer for the first time since the Mountain: He actually said that! To me! And then things when even more downhill!

Yennefer, totally, not at all concerned or sympathetic towards the particularly disheveled and dirty Jaskier: That does sound like your luck, Bard. Things went more downhill?

Jaskier, completely straight faced but barely not giggling: of course they did, I couldn't just stay up on that mountain.

Yennefer:

Yennefer:

Yennefer:

Jaskier: I had to- I had to go dow-

Yennefer: I understood it, I’m just trying to find a...harsher way to say “I don’t agree with him, but I do understand Geralt a bit more now”.

Jaskier: Mean! It wasn’t easy! And then I got kidnapped and tortured by Nilfgaard! Only got away from them like, two days ago!

Yennefer, no she is certainly not even more concerned, she wasn’t concerned in the first place: wait what? Kidnapped and to-two days? LEARN TO PRIOITIZE INFORMATION BETTER

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jaskier.... grabby when he's hurt.

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Geralt: Didn’t you go to Oxenfurt?

Jaskier: Yes?

Geralt: Then how are you so fucking stupid!?

Jaskier: Ah. I said I went to Oxenfurt. I never said I learned anything.

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Hades Geralt and Persephone Jaskier ~

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[Eskel and Lambert are sitting on a bench]

Jaskier: Hey, why do you guys look so sad?

Lambert: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Jaskier sits down beside them]

Eskel: The bench is freshly painted.

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Jaskier + text posts

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just thinking of all the embarrassingly cute/adorable dad moments we missed between geralt and ciri in the game 🥺😭 (image ID in read more)

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quick face study :’)

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the amazing devil - that unwanted animal

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