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Just when I thought I was getting somewhere he had to LEAVE!?!!! Why the fuck did he leave!! Maybe next time, no one can resist me. I’m your king after all. Clip: 6

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Pfft

Today at the store some lady approached my motorized cart and said "How on earth did you get so damn fat" I spit in her face and said "Bitch this is the way to be! Sex is better when you're fat like me." She didn't say a word and continued walking. I almost got my ass up and ripped her pad off. Women don't understand shit. Big and GAY IS THE WAY TO BE.

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Ran into that woman Kayla again, ffs! On the hunt for my perfect man WHICH I HAVE FOUND! DIZCIPLE YOU ARE MINE FOREVER AND ALWAYS. Clip: 5

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What can I say? I love poop and always will. One day I shall invent a poop lotion with nothing but poop and pee! It's great on your skin! That's why I'm so sexy. (Clip 4!)

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Hey slaves

WHO WANTS TO BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET A GLIMPSE OF MY MAJESTIC BEAUTIFUL HAIRY ASS?! MY BUTTSORE WILL LEAVE YOU WANTING MORE.

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I AM THE SHIT! I AM THE BEST AVAKIN LIFE MODEL THERE IS. Ya’ll jealous as fuck because you’re just worthless hoes, and you could never be as cool and AWESOME as I. Bow Down before your KING.

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Question.

I am growing sick of the seat on my throne, so I'm going to get a much comfortable toilet seat. I'm picking either a pink furry one, or a magenta. Which shall I go with? They both feel amazing on my ass. It means a lot to my butt sore and boils! I need to make the right choice. Help your king or I shall make every one of you have diarrhea for months.

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Met some shitty people today. Why can’t people be as cool as I? I literally am The SHIT! (Btw) Yes, we had sex after the video. Clip 3!

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The Diarrhea Diaries, clip 2! Trying to get myself a man but he resisted... ): Next time he won't get away.

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Calling all fat men!

I'm gay and I need a man who's into other fat men. I have boils on my fat rolls, and a big butt sore on my left butt cheek. It is my pride and joy! I love poop, smearing it on my skin makes me look younger. I'm bald because I want to be not because my hair fell out!!! I'm 300 pounds and my dick is two inches. I also like tiny dicks in a man, they make my ass feel amazing like a tiny carrot. Please know that I store period blood poop in jars in my room, only because once applied it is known to work better than viagra. Who's interested?

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Trolling stupid women, I need a man!