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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

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Stores of the Year 6 (1991) Martin M. Pegler Design: Forum Architects, Maitland, FL Photographers: Broussard Photog. and Collins Lowry Photog.

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This reminds me of my wife.

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Autumn walk / October, Denmark

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Love how despite love/hating each other and having most of the ship rooms to choose from they still sleep in bunks after all this time 🥹🥹🥹

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What a charming idea and what wacky designs. A lovely thing.

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Glasgow Pride has banned all politicians from attending due to lack of action after Supreme Court ruling.

Good shit tbh.

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"Sorry I can't, I'm busy"

Me being busy:

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There are others - we are many.

i love being slightly strangely obsessed with the cooking mechanics in games to the point where if a game (subnautica) doesnt have cooking mechanics i will wistfully imagine how the protagonist(s) might go about making food

Anyways i made a list of every edible item in Subnautica and Subnautica: Below Zero, researched if it was possible to make a cake without eggs or milk without doing the blood substitution (i feel like ryley would still try the blood substitution) (also the answer is yes bc the egg acts as a binding agent(?) and gel sacs would work just fine (probably)), and found alternate ways to make flour (using nuts (shrubnuts) and potatoes (...potatoes)) because bread is a staple food and how the fuck can you cook literally anything if you can't even have bread

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