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speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something

but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like

"oh....... yeah"

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Blue day

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75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters

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“How far would you go for a friend you’ve never met?”

Watched the first episode of Signals yesterday and knew I had to draw something for it so I drew a design for Alpha!

Signals is a narrative based Minecraft survival series created by Isabox about a weather station operator named Alpha who goes on and adventure to save her friends after a planet wide storm traps them on the planets surface.

It’s a really REALLY cool and well made series that’s genuinely very sweet. As the series progresses I���m planning on designing all the other station operators when we meet them! I highly recommend checking it out!! It right now only has one 20 minute episode and once again ITS SO COOL!!!!!!

Do it for him

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See, here’s the thing. During the great Joe hills chase sequence (over like 2 weeks), the Poe members were all thinking “wow, this Joe hills guy is always thinking five steps ahead. He’s deadly, cunning, and a mastermind.” Then you watch Joe Hills and he’s like cartoonishly stumbling his way to victory without even knowing it. We know this. We love him for it.

But we are forgetting that Joe was thinking the same thing about the Poe. Trying to psychoanalyze their movements when they were just blundering about. Guessing where they may lay traps (and being wrong almost every time). He thought an egg lying on the ground in skizz’s storage room was a five minute egg timer to see if he’d been there. Skizz just had a rogue chicken.

Truely, a cartoonish bit all around

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i saw this on tiktok and i just i had to do it okay.. it's so double life ep.1 coded (before the divorce, that is)

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Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

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Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

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minecraft “i can’t remember where i put anything” asmr

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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I love every fucking part of this.

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the bikini boys

[taken from joel’s mcc islands practice stream]

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playmobil wild boar with 3 young (7295)

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take your kids to work day!!

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TREEBARK NATION COME HITHER!! i present to you BOTH REN AND MARTYN’S AXE SCENE POVS SYNCED!! your days of searching are OVER!!

i found that the beheading was cut off frame wise on both streams, so putting them side by side gets you a rlly good idea of it all, AND you get to see the full effect of scar’s surprise entrance that no one has talked about yet??? the angst is crazy holy moly

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10/10 dad joke