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“Luo Binghe, tell me honestly, exactly how long have you been practicing Raccoonic Cultivation?” Or something

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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

terfs fuck offfff i hope you never get a single note on anything

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Gentle calamity.

Luo Binghe finding out things about his shizun. (And himself.)

the vibes of heavily-toasted lbh face-planting into love.

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@cunt_removal. I AM FLABBERGHASTED

reworked some stuff, I reckon golden cheese and Eternal sugar are the least like each other out of the ancients. Won't know until silent Salt comes out though lol

Anyways so a few people misunderstood what I was getting at, I think the beasts had the wrong souljams, not the ancients. Not throwing shade just clarifying!

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yeeeep! Interesting about how they're the more visually different ones as well! Like the most visually different from each other, but the parralels are insanely close.

Another thing is shadow milk and dark enchantress are so similar!

There's a very real possibility Shadow Milk was the first to become a beast, and started causing the other beasts misfortune, which is what's happened with her too, just the other ancients haven't started crashing out.

reworked some stuff, I reckon golden cheese and Eternal sugar are the least like each other out of the ancients. Won't know until silent Salt comes out though lol

Anyways so a few people misunderstood what I was getting at, I think the beasts had the wrong souljams, not the ancients. Not throwing shade just clarifying!

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in your beast ancient post about golden cheese and eternal sugar, there's also a concept of ownership and possession over their denizens, with the people of golden cheese kingdom being her treasures and eternal sugar treating the people of her paradise almost as her children and wanting to keep them close. there's a very potent fear of losing what they have in both of them, as both the digital kingdom and the paradise degrade through the story and they cling to it. false gods and false angels i guess.

ohhh :D I like that alot! Especially with the comparisons of Eternal Sugar to italian demons and how Golden Cheese resembles Ra which goes with that last line :D

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yes

reworked some stuff, I reckon golden cheese and Eternal sugar are the least like each other out of the ancients. Won't know until silent Salt comes out though lol

Anyways so a few people misunderstood what I was getting at, I think the beasts had the wrong souljams, not the ancients. Not throwing shade just clarifying!

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reworked some stuff, I reckon golden cheese and Eternal sugar are the least like each other out of the ancients. Won't know until silent Salt comes out though lol

Anyways so a few people misunderstood what I was getting at, I think the beasts had the wrong souljams, not the ancients. Not throwing shade just clarifying!

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Im going on my own personal aroace arc please dont disturb me

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listen guys listen …

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hehehee I'm glad I'm inspiring thoughts >:3

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

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Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

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I think this is a good time to post this.

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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yeah we also still use it for tax fraud

This is funny coming from Reddit