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"are you ready for ap testing?" LAME who cares im ready to have love in my heart and joy in my soul and reach levels of whimsy not yet conceptualized by the human mind

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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more like the poop LMAO

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We Didn't Start the Fire, Oops Only JD Vance Fuck Ups Edition: met Zelensky, was a dope, dropped a trophy, killed the pope.

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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OH MY GOD YOUR BACK! :D

(If you remember me of course-(

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HEYYY YES I AM

HOW R UUU ITS BEEN FOREVER

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"i gave you all me best me's, my endless empathies/ and all i did was bleed as i tried to be the bravest soldier"

youre losing me by ts is so dean winchester at john coded

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hello sorry for dying again school be kicking my ass

omg i want to disneyland freshman year for a band trip it was so fun bro. were going to new york next year im so excited. but damn no when people arent excited about it its so lame

also dude jazz singing lowk seems crazy hard likr i play but whenever we do scatting just for Practice and "Fun" it is not fun and i hate it

im taking a little break from precalc study rn but i fear ill have to lock bacm in soon :(

ok major life updates from my side

almost done with senior year of highschool. scary!

tomorrow i'm opening twelve angry jurors which will be my last play of highschool. it's a cool play

i have done a big research project about textile arts and activism it's so cool. i'm also currently trying to process nettles into fiber it's harder than i thought it would be

man nothing much exciting happens i'm just doing some fun crafts

i've decided what college i'm going to next year!

and i've decided against going to prom or grad night. cause i don't like that kind of thing. which is probably why exciting highschool drama stuff doesn't happen to me

and my school is going to hell in a handbasket. as is everything

now you've gotta tell me what's going on in your life goddamn it's been so long

-OMG thats so crazy dude damn we literally met in middle scholl hello

-i fear im literally an angry junior i am SO DONE with this school year i fucking hateeee trying ot be an academic weapon when all i want to do is like go fishing because the sun is OUT

- omg i wanna see that that sounds so cool bit damnn! i like would not have guessed thats a real thing thats so cool

-i have decided for prom night and i got my fress for 20 DOLLAR FROM A THRIFT STORE because a bitch lovesss an excuse yo dress up (im the bitch) and prom is greek themed so im gonna be covered to gold to the TITS because i loce gold kewelry i will be clinkin and clanking

my life school has been HELLL atp my ass signed up for 4 aps and pre calc os kicking my ass i fear i am not builtl to be a math girly ever. bio lowk fun tho except we literally had 4 teacher swaps (one old dude who just kept telling us thst all of what we were learning hadnt bren discovered when he was in college). also just took the SAT did not fuck w that

also trying to start fuguring out college stuff been floplfopping between archeology and music as majors lately but idek that shits so hard dude

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i think all u reallky need is a homosecual attitude to tackle most things in life tbh. but that sounds so fun omg! its always lowk school projects that soin outta control like that thats so funny.

do whatever u want till it seems rivht is so good dude thats how i get theough jazz (even tho the combo is full of OPS 💔 but also twin iz there so it cancels out). like i just fuck ariund and do some shit till voila that sounded good! and weve got a gig this friday lowk nevrous but itll be fine i j need to pra tice a bit more tmrw

god i HOPE maybe itll just disappear trust. no ok good thing my lang teacher is having us right at least 3 essays for colleve for our final project so ill be able to just get those over with. PLUS shell write me a letter of rec im gonna be her student aid next year

ok major life updates from my side

almost done with senior year of highschool. scary!

tomorrow i'm opening twelve angry jurors which will be my last play of highschool. it's a cool play

i have done a big research project about textile arts and activism it's so cool. i'm also currently trying to process nettles into fiber it's harder than i thought it would be

man nothing much exciting happens i'm just doing some fun crafts

i've decided what college i'm going to next year!

and i've decided against going to prom or grad night. cause i don't like that kind of thing. which is probably why exciting highschool drama stuff doesn't happen to me

and my school is going to hell in a handbasket. as is everything

now you've gotta tell me what's going on in your life goddamn it's been so long

-OMG thats so crazy dude damn we literally met in middle scholl hello

-i fear im literally an angry junior i am SO DONE with this school year i fucking hateeee trying ot be an academic weapon when all i want to do is like go fishing because the sun is OUT

- omg i wanna see that that sounds so cool bit damnn! i like would not have guessed thats a real thing thats so cool

-i have decided for prom night and i got my fress for 20 DOLLAR FROM A THRIFT STORE because a bitch lovesss an excuse yo dress up (im the bitch) and prom is greek themed so im gonna be covered to gold to the TITS because i loce gold kewelry i will be clinkin and clanking

my life school has been HELLL atp my ass signed up for 4 aps and pre calc os kicking my ass i fear i am not builtl to be a math girly ever. bio lowk fun tho except we literally had 4 teacher swaps (one old dude who just kept telling us thst all of what we were learning hadnt bren discovered when he was in college). also just took the SAT did not fuck w that

also trying to start fuguring out college stuff been floplfopping between archeology and music as majors lately but idek that shits so hard dude

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This came up on my Pinterest feed the other day and I was like 'oh is this a diy craft thing?' and then it wasn't.

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

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Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER