theexodvs
theexodvs
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theexodvs · 5 days ago
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The way you can tell half (or more) of the modern trans movement's ideas and words were made up on Tumblr less than 10 years ago
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theexodvs · 13 days ago
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Recent grads struggling to pay off student loans be like
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theexodvs · 16 days ago
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why do you have a faq in your profile as if anyone asks you anything frequently. you are a nobody. you are pretending to rail against male supremacy while your obsession with yourself is determined entirely by the kind of main character syndrome that only a man can possess.
inb4 "um ackshyually you're taking the time to send this so i must be very important to you" when i am ridiculing you because it makes me laugh. you're like steve ditko by way of parker and stone but without the talent LOL
Several years back, people were asking me the same things over and over.
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theexodvs · 1 month ago
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It's ok, everyone! The coast is clear! You can stop denying James Landrith is a pathological liar!
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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I had never seen WandaVision before my wife introduced it to me. For Wanda to be able to intertwine a coherent, stable TV signal in with the background radiation, she would need to know:
how vertical and horizontal blanking intervals work
the exact timing necessary for a 60 Hz signal specifically, since her native Sokovia would have likely used a 50 Hz signal like the rest of Europe
NTSC color bursts
how all the video and audio get combined together into an RF signal (since the CRT Darcy first used to watch the broadcast was highly primitive and almost certainly would not have worked with anything else)
Wanda's dad is shown as a video pirate of sorts in a flashback, specializing in American sitcoms. Conclusion: She assisted or at the least observed him in these endeavors and picked up info on all of the above.
Also, in all likelihood, Wanda didn't "turn off" the broadcast. She switched to HD, meaning the signals would not have been processed correctly by an unaided CRT.
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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The only necktie any member of Mindgeek's board of directors has any business wearing is a rope.
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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why is it that you hate women and gay people so much. it can't just be because you're into the jesus fandom. also your beard still whack as fuck
Hate women and gay people? Where is this coming from?
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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A woman pastor who encountered slight pushback in a denomination she left 30 years ago walks into a bar.
You know it because she tells everyone within five minutes of entering.
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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A close friend of mine actually owns one of his sons! I nicknamed him the naphil-dog.
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Casper, a Great Pyrenees sheepdog from Decatur, Georgia, heroically defended his flock from a pack of 11 coyotes in November 2022. The confrontation lasted over half an hour, during which Casper eliminated eight of the coyotes. He sustained severe injuries, including a neck wound and the loss of his tail, but survived and eventually returned to his owner’s farm after a brief disappearance.
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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you want to kill everyone who's having fun fucking each other but hundred bucks says you spend a lot of saturday nights with something really weird up your ass
and like a upside-down hard hat or something perfectly balanced on your head
Killing people? Where is this coming from? And I spend my Saturdays with Mrs. Exo, the most beautiful woman in the world.
Weirdo.
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theexodvs · 2 months ago
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, most movies and TV shows centered on child casts should be animated. You can hire adult voice talent to convincingly play children.
we for real for real need to stop making children famous
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theexodvs · 3 months ago
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Humanism is "All Lives Matter" for Democrats.
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theexodvs · 3 months ago
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Did anyone else consciously notice the lack of a North American VHS release for Revenge of the Sith and realize at that moment that the format was basically dead, or was that just eight-year-old me?
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theexodvs · 3 months ago
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We do a good job spreading awareness of Palestinian scams. However, Israeli scams are at least as prevalent, and perhaps more insidious.
The demands of a nuclear state for more weapons is a scam.
The demands of a wealthy state for $3 billion a year is a scam.
The solicitation of Christian tourism by a country that has expelled a larger percentage of its Christian population than any modern Arab state is a scam.
The insistence on maintaining an "alliance" by a country that attacks your ships and spies on you is a scam.
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