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[thefaceofhorror]

by Felix Wesch

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((Clover is like. The queen of dragging people. She will do it slowly, deliberately, and as eloquently as she can because she has to make sure you FULLY UNDERSTAND just how bad you done fucked up.))

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"If that kid gets parasitic brain worms because of you, I will personally help her parents sue you into the ground so hard that your great-grandchildren will be born in a silver mine somewhere in Northern Chile, still working to pay off the debt you incurred with your stupid actions."

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"I love cooking, but most times it takes too long to get it done just the way I want it. Besides, it takes a lot to fuel this tank, and if I don't get it at the right time, I'm likely to pass out. I don't particularly enjoy fainting on the job, so I tend to go for fast and easy."

"Well, if you must know...roasted pumpkin and sunflower seeds with the kernels taken off. Sweet corn, homemade green beans...I miss my uncle Syd's squash soup. I actually do really enjoy ratatouille if it's made right, but I tend to just eat those ramen cups with the shrimp and corn? Like thirty a week. It's damn good that they're cheap."

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((As a child, Clover would just straight up eat birdseed. Her uncle had to stop filling the feeders around his house because rather than the squirrels, his bird feeder was being raided by his niece and he didn't want her getting bird flu.

This wasn't a toddler thing, either, this happened up until she was like 12 or 13. It sucked because she loves birding, but her hungry ass couldn't handle being around birdseed.))

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"A granola bar? They're like...imagine if you took oatmeal, but you put seeds and nuts and sweet things in them, then put them in a bar. Here."

She hands over a chocolate chip Nature Valley bar. "And there's nothing wrong with it, but it's not always safe."

@thefaceofhorror : "Mr. Rin is a teenage boy, and I've known them to eat some truly vile things just for fun. I have some granola bars if you're hungry?"

"What's a gr.. grahnola bar?" Nix was interested in whatever this treat was at least! "And why can't I eat things for fun?"

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"Well, if you must know...roasted pumpkin and sunflower seeds with the kernels taken off. Sweet corn, homemade green beans...I miss my uncle Syd's squash soup. I actually do really enjoy ratatouille if it's made right, but I tend to just eat those ramen cups with the shrimp and corn? Like thirty a week. It's damn good that they're cheap."

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"Bleh! Honey, no, we don't eat snails, it...it hurts their feelings!"

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"None of you people will be granted entrance to heaven."

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"Chalk? You mean the shit snail shells are made of? Why not just eat a snail? You eat snails, too?"

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Fairytale Aesthetic: The Fitcher’s Bird

“I have to go away and leave you alone for a short time. Here are the house keys. You may go everywhere and look at everything except for the one room that this little key here unlocks. I forbid you to go there on the penalty of death.”

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"I've literally been sliced in half before, I think I have the right to tell whomever I want to fuck off."

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((Problem ish? Solved? Found a bunch of screencaps from the manga continuation. Might??? Also add a character from a webtoon as an auxiliary but I haven't decided if she feels right yet.))

((I like my faceclaim, and she is in fact an adult in the screencaps I'm using. Hell, she literally gets married in some of these, but I also feel kinda weird because despite being an adult, she looks young. I don't want anyone thinking I'm a creep, you know? I know I'm not like that, but still.))

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((I like my faceclaim, and she is in fact an adult in the screencaps I'm using. Hell, she literally gets married in some of these, but I also feel kinda weird because despite being an adult, she looks young. I don't want anyone thinking I'm a creep, you know? I know I'm not like that, but still.))

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"Yikes...that's rough."