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Blessed by the watcher, Baby Naylor arriving soon!

Myself and my husband Riley are expecting our first child! We are so thankful for this blessing. We have decided to keep the gender a surprise until I give birth. We found right after we arrived back from our honeymoon in granite falls. Riley went to so much trouble hiring a cabin for a few days so we could spend sometime together. Of course for some people living with your in laws is hard but honestly my mother in law is soo sweet and kind. We are also doing some renovation right now. My in laws have spent some many years raising Riley and his siblings that they deserve some pampering!

I can't wait to be a momma! Its SO HARD to find cute and modest maternity clothes. I am so blessed to have a trim figure even while pregnant so I can still fit into my regular clothes right now. I've just entered my second trimester right now so we still have a few months to go. Mamas drop your must haves and name ideas below. Remember the names must be cute , watcherful and go along with many other names as I am hoping this isn't our only child. Blessings to you!

#mommatobe #modesty #watcherfulwife #protectthebabies

Comments

TheNaylorfam: Love ya too Joy! It would be so sweet if you carried on the R theme I started . Just a couple of suggestions : Robin , Renata, Ridge(What I would have used if I had another boy) Reyanlash :)

HisBlessedHelpmeet: Ohh I love name themes , how sweet if you had a girl too! How about a Oceania theme , nature, or names with the same amount of letters?

Joy.Naylor :TheNaylorFam such a sweet idea! I will mention it to Riley!

Joy.Naylor HisBlessedHelpmeet: I love this ideas! All my prayers to you sis for you and your family right now 😉🤍

Devilsadvocate666: Just names your kids whatever you want jeez also you missed a hastage. #fundiewife #tradwife . Blink twice if you need an escape route

Joy.Naylor : Devilsadvocate666 "less judgment for those who are lost and soulless" chap67 3 ver 8-9 I pray to find the WATCHER for he is merciful

Devilsadvocate666:Joy.Naylor 😒😒😒🙄🙄

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Greenwood cottage , Copperdale , Saturday 23rd of June 8:03pm

"Hello , Della thank you for coming over. It's been so loong since we have seen each and it will be good to chat"

"Hey Fifi , I was surprised to hear from you but I'm s excited to meet the kids and Jackson. How have things been?"

"Fine. The reason I asked you over was talk about your soul. The way you are living is a sin. The watcher forbids tattoos and unnatural piercings. I am afraid dear sister you will be punished in eternally damnation. You must repent and ;eave the world of sin in Del sol valley and find a watcherful man and take your place as his helpmeet, wife and mother to his children. Let's Pray! Like we use to when we were younger!"

Della Thinks "Wait , what? Did she really make me come all this way for this?!

"Unfortunately sis that isn't happening , you see my life is pretty great. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. I also get to make decisions about MY life. I can wear what I want , eat what I like and SLEEP WITH HOWEVER THE F*** I LIKE. Thanks for the preaching sis but no thanks. I'm perfectly happy with my life. Besides haven't you heard those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. BYE!"

Ralphine looks on in shock

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TheNaylorFam

Presenting the Mr. Riley Naylor family 🔔💍👰🔔

Riley and Joy tied the knot in our very own back garden. They exchanged vows with my dear Ralph leading the ceremony. The vows were SOO romantic I've added them below.

Riley" Dearest Joy , I promise to be faithful to you. To guide you and lead you as the watcher commands. I pledge here in these witnesses to leave the size of our family up to the watcher and to raise them in his image. Your are a beckon of womanhood who strives everyday to be watcherful and a true gift to me , my family and you parents. I am honor to make you my wife."

Joy "To my Riley, I am so thankful that the watcher has brought us together. The time we have spent getting to know each other the last few days months has been so memorable. I cannot wait to serve and obey you in this life before we meet the watcher. I hope that he finds me a worthy woman to become a mother one day in this I have prayed nightly. I also pledge to leave the six of our family up to the watcher. It is my honor to become your wife today."

Aren't these vows so Beautiful! This momma's heart was weeping for JOY. I have to say Joy reminds me a lot of myself growing up and I am even more happy to say that Riley and Joy will be staying with us in our house. Since it is so hard to accommodate big families these days we giving the house to him. It's only fair since Riley is the youngest and his brothers already have homes of their own.

AN: It's also because he's your *cough* favorite* cough*. I took inspiration from jed and katey duggars vows which are something else 🤮🤮

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HisBlessedHelpmeet

Another Blessing! Name theme announcement 🎊🎉🔔

W are Thrilled to add another blessing to our household! As many of you know we are fundamental Watchers and as such we believe that the watcher has it in his desire to have many children to raise in his image. Myself and Jackson are big believers that having a big family is the only true way to live! We are so excited to see what gender our baby is. We have decided to give our children a name theme. My mother chose to name us all with the letter "R" to honour my father Ralph who I am lucky enough to share a full name with almost! My oldest sister Raelynn chose to include names found in the holy book.

We have decided to name our children via the alphabet but we have decided to start from the end hence ZARA! Our belief is that the back of the holy book can often be forgotten too often and we hope that by using this blog and the names we have chosen for our children we can draw people closer to the watcher. Speak soon friends , we have to travel to Newcrest soon for a family event.

Kindness Ralphine

AN: I'll be honest the name theme the fundies choose is half my interest lol. Either starting all kids with the same letter can be full of unique name or boring . Anyone have a favorite theme?

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TheNaylorFam

Wedding bells 🔔💍👰

It's time again for another wedding! Our youngest child is engaged! Our dear Riley and Joy have decided to take the next step in holy matrimony together! Riley is so touched by how helpful Joy has been to us recently. they started talking and the rest was history. Joy has similar modesty standards as ours and has similar beliefs!

Joy is pro homeschool, pro big families and pro watcher! She is truly worthy our our darling Riley and we can't wait for the wedding bells that wont be far away...

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TheNaylorFam

Please welcome our *special* guest Miss Joy Braggan . Joy is currently helping around our house. All my daughters have now left and have their own children to look after. And as much as I hate to say it I'm now in my elder years and doing the housework takes a lot out of me. Joy is a pious young women who was adopted by her parents from Mt Krombi Joy became saved when she was FIVE! She enjoys helping at the church and volunteering at the Elder years home. She is also passionate and regularly prays outside the HEATHEN Sim Parenthood! Joy is content in her single life but she has said to me that she can't wait to be a MAMA just like me. Unfortunately her parents only adopted Joy and she has missed the big families that she has experienced at our church.

Truly joy is such a blessing and truly HONORS HER PARENTS!!! We are so thankfully to have sweet Joy in our lives!

AN: Why would Renee post about someone who is not linked to her family? Why indeed dear reader...

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HisBlessedHelpmeet

Baby arrival and announcement! 🍼👶🤍

Please welcome our sweet daughter Zara. Zara arrived in the small hours of the morning. I had her at home with my mom and my sister Raelynn with me to support me. After a TOUGH 23 HOURS our little girl arrived. Being at home was amazing I got to feel the holy spirit and truly feel at one with the Watcher.

Zara is the apple our eye but happily she won't be an only child for long! That's right WE'RE PREGNANT. Our little girls will be less than a year apart in age. How exciting!! I am so thankful for my mom's watcherful example of motherhood that she has shown to me! Before Zara was born we discussed if we would allow our daughter to wear pants. This questions was put before us by a visitor at our church. We believe women should only wear skirts and dresses. We also believe that we should not wear revealing clothing. Of course the visitor was intrigued by this idea and asked for the text that supports this. And know dear friends we share it with you.

"A women must dress differently from men, they must cover their bodies to honor their parents and husbands" Chap 2 verse 3-4

"Women cover yourselves in feminine clothing , not those that are masculine" Chap 2 verse 4-5

We hope that you feel the watcher through our journey on Simstagram!

Ralphine

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HISBLESSEDHELPMEET🤍

Our New Home 🌿🏡🏞️🏚️

Greeting friends we have recently moved into our very own house in Copperdale, its quite a little journey from Newcrest. But we both felt the pull from the watcher to make the journey here. We are happy to have our house with three bedrooms and a little bit of land to grow our own veg. Unfortunately that will have to wait until Spring as we bought our house in the middle of winter!

We managed to buy our home debt free as it needs a little work. Luckily my dad build us some furniture so help get set up and now we just have to do the rest. I'm so lucky my husband is such a good provider. We live mostly from the land and we are so blessed to have the Copperdale river beside us! We don't have long until our blessing arrives! Thank you to all of you who follow us and thank you to my parents for raising me in such a godly home!

Blessings, Ralphine

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HisBlessedHelpmeet

Baby on Board! 🤍🍼🤍

We are happy to announce our little blessing will be joining our family this year! We are so humbled that the watcher has blessed us so early in our marriage and we can't wait to meet our sweet babe 👶🍼

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TheNaylorFam

Wedding bells

The day has happened our dear Ralphine married her Beau Jackson at our family church in Newcrest. Our darling Ralphine wore MY WEDDING DRESS!! The flowers were stunning ,we went for a winter wonder land wedding. We had the ceremony inside. But convinced the happy couple that they NEEDED to go outside and get some pictures. It was well below zero but my darling daughter never complained once! We said a quick prayer before the wedding to bless Ralphine and Jackson in their future endeavors and hopefully that they will be blessed with children soon!

Right now they are preparing for their move to Copperdale , Jackson got a deal with some land so they can finally live out their farm life! We will pop over soon to see how things are going . But GOSH I am going to miss her and the house is going to feel empty!

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TheNaylorfam

ENGAGEMENT ANNOUCEMENT!!

Dear all , exciting times ahead as we plan ANOTHER wedding! Our dear Ralphine is ENGAGED! as our youngest daughter we are so sad that this will be the last child Ralph will walk down the aisle. We have already started planning our the wedding given that it will for sure take place in the winter months which will fall on my and Ralph's FORTY year anniversary! Anyway here's a few things about Ralphine's beau JACKSON . Jackson Noble is from a small family growing up his mother suffered many losses before welcoming Jackson! He is such a hard worker helping out on his parents farm and working as a fisherman! Jackson is strong and is a traditional man who is so happy to have such a meek and watcher loving girl like Ralphine on his arm.

Jackson and his parents are part of our church affiliate in Willow Creek and that is where he met our oldest daughter Raelynn. Of course Raelynn immediately thought of her younger sister Ralphine. Of course after consulting my Ralph did we give permission for numbers to be swapped. Six months later they are engaged! We are so happy for this young couple and that they have been brought together by the watcher!

Watch this space as we celebrate this amazing day!

Yours Renee Naylor

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TheNaylorFam

COURTSHIP!!🎉😁

It is my pleasure to announce my darling daughter Ralphine is in a courtship! Contrary to "other" sources these two started talking only 3 months ago!

Ralphine and her new beau met at a church get together . They both have such a heart for the watcher and have such strong convictions and full embrace the watcher's vision! As Ralphine has gotten older she has made a faithfully promise to the watcher to keep wearing only feminine clothing. She will only wear skirts and dress and wears high collar tops when able. If the top is lower she has a polo shirt to wear underneath. She aims to be modest and virtuous!

Ralphine also has a heart for children and she can't wait to be a mama. I remember when she was the baby before our miracle boy Riley showed up . Ralphine was always following me around and she always had a baby doll in her arms who knows how many the watcher will bless her with. As always Blessings to you friends.

Yours RENEE NAYLOR

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Contrary to my Mothers Simstagram post I have not been kidnapped dear readers. I am currently living in a crappy apartment on my own. But it is my crappy apartment. I have a job and I like to paint. Turns out all the "School" I got came in handy after all. So please hold the press and the search parties and let me give you the real deep dive on my family. My parents believe in the watcher and while the religion can be harmless and can be a loving environment. My parents belong to a sect of fundamentalists . Who take a hint of something and turn it into there own ideas. This patriarch belief system has the man as the headship and the wife and children as the helpmeets. I did not go to school and was instead "homeschooled" Everyone should be aware that having many siblings sounds amazing but in reality it is hell on earth. Anyways

Welcome all to my run down of my family and there current whereabouts in life. Below my parents Ralph and Renee Naylor and the brood they have had.

Raelynn's Family -Birth number (BN) 1

Ah Yes let's start with mom favorite and closest competitor for Quiverfull mother of the year. Raelynn has six kids in seven years of marriage and has announced recently on our family chat that she is expecting numbers #7 and #8 🤮 My sister regularly promotes her life style on her simstagram and deletes comments that question her beliefs . Her husband Demarcus is just as bad and firmly believes my sister should be meek and mild as they come. They live in Tartosa with their brood and will probably keep procreating.

Roman's family (BN 2)

Roman and his wife Raina live in Oasis Springs , for two people who are total opposites they seem to love each other deeply. The married very suddenly about seven years ago and since then have only welcomed one child Lukas (7) . Raina is now pregnant but has made it clear to my brother that after she has this baby she is done with having kids. For being twins Roman and Raelynn's life couldn't be more different. And get this Raina works 😁 I also love that she wears whatever she wants no matter how many times my mom makes unsubtle hints about modesty *shivers*.

Love you Raina and Roman I guess your okay.

Ricky's family BN(3)

Rickey is Married to Kaitlin Benet they currently have a little girl (0) and due to complications Kaitlin will not be able to get pregnant again. Ricky shares some of the unhealthy beliefs of my parents but I don't speak to him or Kaitlin enough to say for certain where they rate on my problem scale.

Roselina Family (BN4)

Roselina and her husband Byron are unhelpful missionaires in Tomarang . They have two kids Adina(2) and Beau(1) . Both drink deeply from the koolaid and Roselina is encouraged from my older sister Raelynn who was her mentor at voyage of discovery. They live in Tomarang still and work as missionaries in the new watcher church there.

Rosabella (BN5)

Rosebella lives in a trailer (Yes really) in the middle of nowhere with her *older* husband Hank (He literally has a foot in the grave) I can only wonder what she will do once her "headship" is gone. Rosa isn't wasting anytime though they've been married just over three years and have had two kids and apparently my "sources" say baby three is on the way. Who the hell knows though , my sis has no social media and has no wifi in the trailer. Hank is all about living off the grid.

Radella(ME)(BN 6)

The black sheep of the family here and way down on the birth list . As soon as I turned eighteen I hightailed myself out of dodge and now live in a apartment in Del Sol Valley. Life isn't easy but I can be myself and make my own decisions . I recently got piercings and Tattoos. I took my first trip to sulani last month and finally got to wear a swimsuit that doesn't cover my arms and my legs.

Ralphine (BN7) (And the heir)

My little sister is even worse than Raelynn. I swear her and Riley are evil twins in real life. As the youngest these two have jaded views of the lifestyle we were brought up in. Ralphine is a mini mom and a mini Raelynn. She has just had her 18th birthday and is currently entered into a courtship with the boy next door (literally). Who also happens to be part of my parents church. Time will tell if my sister has a single independent thought in her head -don't hold your breath.

Riley BN(8)

And last but not least the apple of our mothers eye and all around douche Riley. Currently in high school homeschool and already can't wait to lord it over his future wife to be. Honestly this little shit prick is one to watch . My parents have convinced him to enter politics and spread their views . Out of all my brothers he might be the one who believes the crap he hears at church. Pray for my future sis in law . She's going to need it.

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TheNaylorFam

⚠️MISSING!⚠️

DEAR FRIENDS , PLEASE HELP!!!

Our young and barely legal adult daughter has left our house and we cannot contact her. She left a note saying not to contact her and we ASSUME this was the work of the devil. Our young daughter Radella who also goes by Ella . Is currently missing , she is a watcher following young lady and we are SOO worried about her. We have been in contact with the local sheriff and our network of churches. Please send any tips if you have seen her . We are so worried!

Comments

RaelynnsWatcherfulhome: OH Mama!!! Please let me know if we can do anything. Demarcus is driving around the local parks and colleges to see if she's there! Hopefully my YOUNG sis isn't making unwatcherful decisions

RainaN1995: Y'all she's fine! She's also an adult who can make adult decisions . She's just on a plane right now.

TheNaylorFam: RainaN1995 PHONE ME NOW!

BellasBells:Oh My my poor sister! We'll pray for her safe return mama!

RainaN1995: TheNaylorFam How about ?? NO! She has had enough with your meek and mild bull***t and has made a decision based on what she WANTS not YOU!

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TheNaylorFam *TW *

The happy couple! 🤍🔔🤵💍💙

Introducing Mr and Mrs Long . Mr Hank long is an elder at our church who met our darling Rosebella at Voyage of direction. They clicked instantly and after monitoring there conversations closely threw group chat we have given our devoted little girl away in marriage. Rosebella is so HAPPY. Especially since Hank shares her convictions for having children. These two believe that every child is a blessing and only a fool would try and prevent a BLESSING! They are currently living in a trailer outside Brindleton Bay. Hank is very convicted to live a life away from secular society and we can only admire them!

They are doing up their trailer as they wait for the watcher to provide them with their little blessing. Please keep Rosebella in your thoughts as she is so desperate in becoming a mama at her age!

Yours ,

Renee Naylor

AN: Someone pass me a bucket - why did I do this you ask ? Shiny happy people . This account is for fun and to poke fun at the fundies. This could be a real for many young women in the world . Rosebella met Hank when she was 17 and is very naive and has been brought up to see men as her provider and protector . So of course a "Watcherful" man would be a prince charming for her. I don't plan to report on these very much and with good reason.

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Escaping Watcherful parents chatroom

Smotherparented6:My parents are insistent about finding a courtship, I am SICK to death of there constant guilt trip and claims of modesty. My birthday is only a few days away and I can wait to finally be myself and get out of this house.

Freedomatlast: smotherparent Hang in there! Not long friend and you can be free. Remember to leave a note though so they don't call the cops on you. Do you have a place to go ?

Smotherparented:Freedomatlast It feel like forever but yeah I have somewhere in the last place my parents would be caught dead.

sixteenandclosted1: Your so LUCKY . I have to wait another two years before I can leave. I so sick of hiding myself . But the alternative is much worse I suppose. Any tips to help pass the time?

Freedomatlast:sixteenandcloseted1 You can do this friend and you have us any time you need to talk.

Modestyandwatcher548: Oh my what is this?? Don't you know how lucky you are to have such watcherful parents I was born into a life of sin and without the watcher I would still be a sinner.

*Freedomatlast has blocked Modestyandwatcher*

"Hey Ella , what are doing? Aren't you suppose to be getting ready to meet up with that guy mom set you up with?"

"Riley, it's my computer time please go...""I can't wait to be married , having a woman to order around and obey my every command and of course having as many children as I want".

Radella grates her teeth together "Get out"

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TheNaylorFam

Rosabella returns home 🏡

Our dearest Rosabella is a young adult now :) Rosabella has a strong relationship with the watcher although during her pre teen and teenage years she struggled with our families devotion. However she was lucky to attend "Voyage of Discovery" for young ladies. This program is run for a few weeks and involves young ladies and teens becoming closer to the watcher through service of prayer , spreading the word of the watcher and mentoring others.

Rosabella is like a new person since she returned. She is so meek and mild . She is still waiting to meet her forever soul mate but she did speak of how close she became to one of the leaders at the retreat and they have continued to communicate since she came home! How neat is that! Of course we are thrilled to have her home, my husband Ralph is still her headship for now but we are prayerful that MR RIGHT comes soon! Rosabella loves to play the violin and piano . She has a a strong heart for children and would love to be a Mommy someday. If any of you mothers have any sons looking for a submissive true watcherful wife , let me know! 😉Until next time ...

Renee Naylor

AN: Yep Rosabella went all journey to the heart and took everything to heart. Also that leader she is close to will be showing up soon and y'all aren't ready. Until she is stuck in the house with Renee trying to sell her off.