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HouseofHelton

It is with greats Sorrow that we announce the passing of our beloved mother , grandmother and mother in law Brandi Renee Carter.

My mom was a kind thoughtful and caring woman who led all of her NINE children to the watcher. Our loving mom will be missed , she was always busy helping us kids with our school work ensuring the house was tidy and presentable. She was a true proverbs 31 woman!

We as a family have peace that she is now with our loving father and together they will watch over us. Together they had Nine children and currently have fifteen grandchildren.

Rest in peace mom , we miss you x

Taliah

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The Simspiracy Times 🗞️

House of Helton - mommy blogging or cult?

Taliah Carter is one of nine children and has recently made a name for herself online under HouseofHelton. There she posts baby photos and bump shots alongside her family ideology of quiverfull.

Quiverfull is the belief that you should have as many children as the watcher commands and lack of money or sanity should no be considered.

Our newest issue is out now as we discuss how these families can be found online and a warning about their motives.

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House of Helton

Just when life got boring , the watcher gave us a surprise! Baby#4 coming this fall.

After only recently welcoming our sweet baby Marigold Mercy we are thrilled to announce our fourth baby is on the way! We just got back from church the other day and I loved my outfit and it was dry that I decided to have my hubby chad take a few pictures of me cradling my bump! How grateful I am to be following the watchers design for woman!

Our enw house is coming along well and we are enjoying all our time as a family of five before our newest babe arrives!

Keep sweet y'all Taliah

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House of Helton

Our little girl is here! 💖

Introducing Miss Marigold-Mercy Helton. Goldie arrived right on time! She was born on the last day of spring at home with with darling husband and doula in attendence! Goldie mark my third home birth! We are so in love with her and can't wait to she how she grows up!

As a young lady Goldie will follow my example and only wear skirts and dresses. We are so thrilled to have welcomed another blessing to our family. I will admit though I need to work on being more trim! Unfortunately the pregnancy cravings are so intense! We are so thankful that we are in our new house with this sweet babe! Stay tuned for more updates soon!

Blessings and baby laundry

Taliah

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AN: A quick announcement , the new update really screwed with the pregnancy simulator. Luckily I have found a mod from Lumpinou which solves this! Hopefully EA will fix it soon!

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HouseofHelton

Things have been busy in the Helton household. We recently had Carter's third birthday party! It has been so fun watching him grow into a little boy and be soo independent! Especially since we welcomed Clive into our little family at the start of the year. Carter has been speaking constantly about his "Little brother". Our house has been a hive of activity that will only get busier as we are happy to announce.

BABY#3 Will Arrive soon!

Clive is nine months old and we are thrilled to announce he is to be a big brother! We are so blessed that the watcher has blessed us this early in our married lives and we continue to strive for his greatness! Watch this space as we navigate as a family of five!

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AN: May this life never find me

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HouseofHelton

Home sweet home

You may remember dear friends that in a recent blog post we found our house in Moonwood was needing some work done to it. Chad bought that house as a renovation project when we first starting courting. Unfortunately it seems the devil is at play and our home was condemned. :(

Happily a church friend had an old house in Windenburg that needed some work done but was big enough for all our family to live in! As you can see Windenburg is rural and plenty of green space for our little ones to grow in. We have some work to do but I can assure you all we will be having lots of fun with this :) Stay tuned for updates on houses , babies and gardening.

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Toomanydiapers: Taliah is back in a renovation , who had bets on this one? Also did she just admit Chad is a s*** woodworker or what lol 😂

LovetoHatefundies: For real though didn't they just move to Moonwood like under two years ago?

Popcornandsnacks @ Lovetohatefundies And had two young kids in two years! I found the old blueprints those rooms where small and I bet you all the money this house will be easier to keep an eye on all her "Blessings". When is she next due to announce her next pregnancy?

Fundiefamilydatas: Taliah is due to announce her next pregnancy by the end of Winter which would make her kids three under three 😥🤢🤮

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HouseofHelton

In memorial Tyler Carter 1946-2025

It is with great sorrow that we announce that our beloved husband , father , grandfather and headship has been welcomed into the watchers grace. My Dad was the best, he was funny , kind and loved us all unconditionally. He was my mothers soulmate from when they met at sixteen to the very end.

Dad was handy, loved the outdoors and was family orientated. Nothing brought him more pride than when he was building something or helping mom rangle us kids. He set the mold for us all and we are going to miss him greatly. We ask that you have him and our mom in your prayers tonight friends. Especially my mom who is now navigating this world alone. We are just so thankful that my younger sister Trinity is still at home and unmarried and can support her. Of course we would love nothing better than to see her married with children but in a world of sin finding the love of your life who shares your values is HARD. If anyone can assist my sister in looking for Mr Right please don't hesitate to email me at Taliah24HC@Plumbob.com. Rest assured me and my momma will look together for my sweet sweet sister.

Thank you for your kind messages and prayers.

Taliah Helton

------------------------------------------------------------------------------AN: Nothing says sister love than spilling your failed love life to the internet 💀Tyler was a good sim who helped around the house of the scale of useless husbands he rates a 5/10 plumbobs. Lower scores are to be desired

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Praise the watcher! More souls to his ministry!*hopefully*

We were recently interviewed by our local gazette for their family news section. This runs about once a month and would luck have it we made the front! We are so excited to share Carter will be a big brother early next year! We just love how the watcher has put this precious babe into our family.

Chad was a little apprehensive but we discussed using our platform to highlight our ministry of followship and gardening. But the biggest news is Baby#2 is on their way! We were surprised and loved to learn our little Carter who is only a few months old is due to become a big brother! Of course we are so happy that the watcher felt we were ready to expand our faithful family so quickly!

I have to use this opportunity though to share with you friends some not so cheerful news. When we attend a community meeting last week when we announced another baby. A older immodestly dressed woman came up to me and start to lecture me about satan's invention : Birth control. I politely declined her information and wrap my arm around my Chad and we left with our sweet Carter. Needless to say I will pray for this lady and hope she finds the watcher light.

In other news we need your prayers. Our lovely and quaint home is giving us some difficulties right now. Our roof has many holes and their is a funky smell coming from the basement. Chad is meeting with a contractor next week to discuss the issues and get an estimate for them. Please pray that they are easily fixed.

Mrs Taliah Helton

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AN: Taliah babe blink if your not okay? And the baby conveyor belt continues...

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@ HouseofHelton

The Watcher's timing is perfect

Baby Helton is on the way! 🍼👶

As some may have guessed I am so happy to announce we are expecting a little one. Morning sickness has not been fun but the watcher knows our struggles and our strength. After less than six months of marriage we will be parents before our first wedding anniversary.

Some of you may have picked up a change in my appearance before making things official Chad came to me and asked that when we marry I observe a high modesty standard. He asked that I cover my hair in public and wear clothing the covers my body. You see as watcherful sims we believe we must be separate from the secular world in order to rise to the greatest level of holiness. By covering we are submitting to the watchers authority. And yes even my husband covers up. He always wears shirts when swimming and ensures he wears shirts to his elbow. My parents instilled a modesty standard in me and my siblings from a young age and my self and my HUSBAND have a strong conviction. We hope you'll press that follow button to keep up with us as we enjoy this season of life.

Talia xox

AN: Let's be honest did we expect anything different? Talia and Chad take religion to anew extreme. That we will delve into a bit more. Oh and yes this is a honeymoon baby :)

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@ HouseofHelton

One week in paradise 🌸🌺🪷🪷🌻

We have loved spending time together smooching away in Sulani. It's been so hot while we have been here. Chad and I have been swimming , looking for shells and spending some quality time together. We are so grateful for all the blessings and prayers you have bestowed upon us. It truly is great to see the watcher work so hard on y'alls hearts.

My husband and I have spent this time enjoying every moment together. We are so excited to be in this season of life! We are looking forward to heading home to our house and starting married life together.

#Heltonsinsulani #faithandflipflops #raisingarrows

AN: Are y'a ready ? 😂😉

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The Plumbob Times

Faith and Family at the Heart of Talia and Chad’s Joyful Union

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In a ceremony steeped in tradition and radiant with joy, Miss Talia Carter and Mr. Chad Helton were united in holy matrimony this past weekend at the Watcher’s Fellowship Church surrounded by family, and friends.

Talia, the sixth child of the well-known Carter Family , is beloved in the local faith community for her gentle spirit, unwavering devotion, and talent in the domestic arts. A keen student of homemaking and a regular volunteer in childcare, she has long been admired for her maturity and grace beyond her years.

Chad, a quiet and steadfast young man from a neighboring fellowship, met Talia at a young singles camp last year. Their courtship, marked by prayer, parental guidance, and shared values, blossomed into a bond rooted in faith and mutual respect.

The ceremony was simple and reverent. Talia wore a handmade ivory gown with delicate lace sleeves and a veil passed down from her grandmother. Chad stood tall in a grey suit. The couple exchanged vows they had written themselves, pledging not only love but a shared commitment to building a home centered on scripture, service, and family.

Following the ceremony, guests gathered in the church hall for a reception featuring home-cooked fare, handcrafted decorations, and a joyful performance by the children’s choir. Talia’s younger siblings presented a surprise skit recounting the couple’s courtship, drawing laughter and a few tears.

The newlyweds plan to settle in a modest cottage nearby, where Talia looks forward to tending a garden and preparing for the family they hope to grow. “Children are a blessing,” she said in a brief interview. “We’re open to however many the Lord gives us.”

The couple plan to reside in Moonwood mill and honeymoon in Sulai

Written by:

Eliza Pancakes

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TheCarterFam

Introducing Chad! Chad is a young 24 year old who has been courting our daughter Taliah for a few months now. He works as a legal secretary in a true watcherful law firm that protects our rights and those of the unborn sims. He and Taliah met at a retreat after being introduced via a mutual friend. Chad is a kind , charismatic and commanding figure. He is a true believer in the watcher and wishes than nothing more to uphold his values! Of course when he met Taliah and discovered she was also that way inclined he was smitten. Of course he asked for permission to court and we gave it right away. Chad made his intentions from day one that he was courting to marry and just recently he bought a house in Moonwood Mill.

The house is a fixer upper but with my darling Tyler's help and Taliah's gardening in no time this place with be a functioning little homestead for this couple and there hopefully growing family.

It's a three bedroom house with one bathroom. We are so excited to see how they managed their new house! Love ya both.

Brandi

AN; Anyone else love a reno project it's literally my insta and youtube feed all the time right now.

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Time skip - Taliah is 17 nearly 18

TheCarterFam

There comes a time in every young persons life were they meet someone who becomes their everything. After some many years our gorgeous Taliah is courting a young man! He has asked his identity to remain private at this time until the relationship progresses to engagement. But needless to say they are so happy together. Taliah takes after me and dreams of having a big family and a stay at home mom. Stay tuned for more information to come!

Comments:

TisforTessa: Congratulations Sissy! So happy for you and ****. Hopefully the watcher will make you a worthy wife soon :)

WatcherfulMamma: Congrats young miss or should I say MRS?!?! We are looking for a hubby for our daughter Angelica 16 maybe we should talk @ Thecarterfam

Mommytomany: It's soo wonderful to see a young lady follow in the watchers vision.

AN: It's giving selling you child off at the first opportunity.

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TheCarterFam

Happy birthday to my sweet Taliah!

Taliah is our sixth child and third daughter. She is so sweet and obedient and loves the watcher so much. When our children become teens we give them an option to attend a few classes at the local high school. All her older siblings have taken the opportunity but Taliah has refused stating "Why would I want to be amongst the unsaved and immoral. I see no benefit to be exposed to loose morals and false ideas." My heart soared with JOY!

Taliah is a keen learner of domestic arts and is taking some lessons in cooking from me. She adores children and has done some babysitting as a odd job. She prays nightly for her future husband and has vowed to stay pure until she meets him. This girl is soo special! We are so lucky to have this young lady in our life. And so is her future husband. Taliah is attending a young singles camp at the moment were she learns some lovely crafts like pottery , knitting and housekeeping! Happy birthday Taliah!

AN: Introducing our gen 2 Heir

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Engagement!

After a lengthily courtship and the exchange of promise rings our dear dear Tessa is to be married to her longtime beau Shane. They recently went on a mission trip to Winderburg with friends and Shane popped the question! Our dear Tessa of course said yes! They can hardly wait to say I do and therefore the wedding is only TWO months away!

Tessa is a quite and meek soul and wanted to elope instantly with Shane but alas Shane has to go have his induction for Foxbury. We can't wait for the wedding f course I am helping Tessa with everything and she is looking for guidance from me! Shane has already bought a house in Glimmerbrook and is doing it up currently in between classes I'm sure they are going to have a magical life together!

Congratulations to our newly engaged couple! Lots of love Mom and Dad ❤️🤍💍🎊🎉

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TheCarterFam

Courtship! ❤️💙

Our Dear Tessa is in a courtship Tessa has entered into a courtship with Shane Newcomb of Chestnut springs! Shane and Tessa attended the same weekend together and started talking in the family group chat! Shane is an only child (poor thing). He is also homeschooled and has early acceptance to Foxbury to do computer science! Its a tough four years but these two are so happy to know each other. Of course Tyler put this poor boy through it to get his approval for courtship but we are certain as they get more time together things can only develop between these two young people. We are so excited for where things will go from here. Congrats on your courtship Shane and Tessa!

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GUESS WHAT ?!?!

BABIES #8 +#9 are Coming

In the biggest surprise , we are expecting to be parents TWO beautiful babes this year. With our children getting older we never thought that it would be possible to have more young blessings but as always the watcher shows that he knows best and we are so thankfully to him for this blessing . The babies are due in a few months and f course that means a little sprinkle as we threw away a lot of things away with our last child. But alas we pray that you'll be able to attend. We don't know the gender but this mamas heart aches for little girls . We currently have four daughters and three sons. As you know we follow a T name theme for our children so it's time for suggestions! Yours Brandi

Comments:

Thismamasbabies: OH congrats bestie! We have loved following your fam. For T girls we think maybe Tallulah or Tatiana ?

TheCarterFam: Thismamasbabies OH I love these Tyler wants another boy though :(

Milkshakesforsaysss tagged Carterfamsnarkk: OH jeez all right who had money on this? More kids to leave to her barely legal teenagers.

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