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Velma: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.

Shaggy: getting rid of the dust, duh.

Velma: that’s not HOW IT WORKS

Shaggy: i’ve been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from.

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Fred, writing in his diary: dear diary, how are you? i’m fine.

Fred:

Fred, groaning: okay, you got me, i’m not fine. god you’re good.

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Fred: well, gang, how are we feeling?

Daphne: i am an iPhone without a case. i’m worth a lot and i have a lot of good functions, but i could just shatter randomly.

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April: why are you guys always out during rainstorms?

Mudsy: it’s peaceful and refreshing. i love the smell of fresh rain drops.

Augie: Skip bet me $12 that i couldn't get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG

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[game night]

Fred: alright, any questions?

Daphne: if cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Fred: i meant about the game.

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Mudsy: oh, fiddlesticks!

Augie: look, i understand that this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Shaggy: then Velma told me to grow up.

Fred: man, what did you say?

Shaggy: i was speechless, i couldn’t say anything...

Shaggy: i did have 48 gummy bears in my mouth, but still.

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Tinker: huge shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques.

Mark: every word got worse as you kept talking.

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Skip: *traps wasp under cup*

Augie: *places two more cups down*

Skip: please no-

Augie: *starts shuffling the cups*

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Fred: do you hear someone screaming?

Daphne: oh yeah, that’s just Shaggy.

Fred: should i be worried?

Daphne: nah. he just got his head stuck in a pumpkin, he’ll be fine.

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Debbie: *screams*

Tinker: *screams in solidarity despite not knowing what Debbie is screaming about*

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Skip: why are you posing?

Augie: Google Earth. always taking pics.

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Velma: Shaggy doesn't really have any life plans. earlier today i found a sticky note on his desk that just said "put on pants."

Velma: it was followed by a question mark.

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Tinker: is there a word like "howdy" except for goodbye? i want to say it.

Mark: it’s 3am, please go to sleep.

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Mudsy: i’m not a regular grownup, i’m a cool grownup. right Skip?

Skip: please stop talking.

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Shaggy: [sees a 30 pouch Caprisun variety pack on sale]

Shaggy, very loudly: AW EPIC!

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Gee, Scraps, you didn’t have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity. Scooby-Doo (2002)