#source: incorrectgenerations

[buttercupistough]

Professor: How are you all doing?

Buttercup: I'm... breathing.

Bubbles: Setting the bar pretty low.

Buttercup: It's more than Blossom

Blossom, having a panic attack: Fuck you

[sticksl0vers]

Amy: Happy New Year!

Tails: Happy New Year!

Sonic: Happy-

Sticks: A new year doesn't mean anything. Everything is still the same and nothing changes. We're just getting older and Earth is still dying. It's a pointless celebration.

Everyone else:

Sticks: Happy New Year!

[revelryinthememes]

Kaminari, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?

Bakugou, genuinely disturbed: Do you think other people can't hear you?

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: What are you doing?

Natasha: I'm going for a run, you wanna come with?

Peter: If you ever see me running on a Saturday morning, call the police because it means I'm being chased.

[incorrectjercyquotes]

Percy: If my S.O. ever dies, I'm getting this witchcraft shit popping. I'm getting my bitch back one way or another.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ryuji: I wish there were hookers but for feelings.

Akechi: Excuse me?

Ryuji: You know, like... you hire one to come to your house, and they listen to you cry about life, and then you pay them a hundred bucks and you never have to see them again. How great would that be?

Akechi:

Akechi: The word you’re looking for is “therapist”.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Lucius: It's unhealthy to eat after 9pm.

Narcissa, eating at 3am: Good thing time is an illusion.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Sometimes Narcissa will ask me what I think I’m doing

Bellatrix: But really what she’s saying is to stop doing what I’m doing

Bellatrix: She doesn’t even care about my thought process

[athenadcvell]

Jason: *driving*

Dick: Didn't you see that sign?!

Jason: Yeah, what about it?

Dick: It says 40 and you're going 80!

Jason: Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Dick: IT'S REALLY NOT???

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: So how’s Raven coping with Covid-19 and quarantine?

Slytherin: They’re okay. I think nothing phases them at this point. Watch this.

Slytherin: Hey Raven?

Ravenclaw: Yo.

Slytherin: There’s an asteroid headed to earth. Death is imminent.

Ravenclaw, sipping out of a juice box: Wig.

[blockoframen]

Sasuke: I hate when people are like "so tell me about yourself"

Sasuke: What do you want? Like, my trauma or my favorite color? Let's be specific

[superdogbiter]

Sam:”Where are you?”

Bucky:”I’m at the hospital”

Sam:”Are you okay?”

Bucky:”No”

Sam:........................

Bucky:.....................

Sam:..........................

Bucky:.........................

Sam:”Would you care to elaborate?”

[sticksl0vers]

Sonicksamy Incorrect Quotes #13.

Amy: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Sticks: You told me to satanize the house.

Amy: I said sanitize.

[incorrectosemanverse]

Aled: He still won’t leave his office.

Raine: Tell him I said something.

Aled: Like what?

Raine: Anything factually incorrect.

Daniel, a few moments later: Did you really say the sun is a fucking planet-

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Kili: *sees a 30 pouch Caprisun variety pack on sale*

Kili, out loud in the middle of the isle: AW EPIC!

[incorrectjercyquotes]

Jason: Where are you?

Percy: At the hospital.

Jason: Are you okay?

Percy: No.

Jason:

Jason: Would you care to elaborate?