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I can do that. What do I get out of this? Sure sure, not paying taxes can be reward enough, but... Uh... I don't know if you read the tags on my previous reblog but I'm-

*cough*broke*cough*

*The mimmick shifts back to themself.*

Who said that?

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

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I could give that a try. Any suggestions on how to get started?

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

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I happen to have gotten my hands on some... ✨classified documents✨ that make mimicking you oh so easy.

I can BE YOU. Double the collections! They won't even know what hit them!

... What do you say, boss?

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

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What!? Agh! I should have known!

*The mimmick sighs in an annoyed fashion.*

Just letting you know, this will never work.

I can be anyone. I can dodge taxes just like I dodged the draft! I'm NOT paying that.

*They look down at the form they're in.*

Ok, well I'M paying that.

*The mimmick shifts back to themself.*

But, I'm not.

How about a deal?

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

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@gimmick-blog-taxes

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Tubby at da vet he is in hell

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another being easy get hands hell hey hey it man me now off redirected stop the to website] what [while woah woah your

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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@snailifier

🐌✨ get snailed! ✨🐌

SNAGONS SNOCATED

[snimage id: sniny snail on a sninger sneathing snire]

please witness its power

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@parappa-raps

Hey buddy, dont worry, you wont hurt me! ita just you, the cookie rapper!

Hey buddy dont worry i wont hurt you ita just me the cookie rapper

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Should I start tagging blogs the first time I mimic them? Just so they know that I have? Or would that be too out of character?

The tags would be written like this

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A cat and a small cat

“A Cat and a lowercase cat”

(via)

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th g ntl st c ng l f nf n t p t nc h s d s mb w l d n th r h st g

the gentle stoic angel of infinite patience has disemboweled another hostage

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This is still one of my favorite posts. It deserves more love.

my wife got hit by a car once

*The mimic is unsure who you are trying to talk to. They see the word 'car' and change into the most relevant blog they can think of.*

That's terrible... What type of car was it??

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45

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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I wuv pewsonawization. I wuv stickews on watew bottwes and on waptops. I wuv shitty mawkew dwawings on da toes of convewse. I wuv hand embwoidewed doodwes on jeans. I wuv postews on wawws. I wuv knick knacks on shewves. I wuv jewewwy wif goofy chawms. I wuv when peopwe take tings and make dem deiws. UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

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can we please PLEASE attack each other with knives & hammers & fists & canes & halberds & swords & pitchforks & cannons & batons & chains & dynamite & maces & scythes & bulldozers & falling equipment & pikes

can we please PLEASE attack each other with knives and hammers and fists and canes and halberds and swords and pitchforks and cannons and batons and chains and dynamite and maces and scythes and bulldozers and falling equipment and pikes

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Guards! Slap this man 100 times with a rubber chicken

this post contains:

1 mime!

Guards! Slap this man 100 times with a rubber chicken

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DRAGONS LOCATED

Painted an aro and an ace dragon. Might improve it later!