HELLO!!! THIS IS TOASTER HERE!!! BETTER KNOWN AS TOAST OR T04ST3R!!! ME AND MY FRIEND GLOBEY R RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT!!! WE ARE OPEN FOR ASKS SO DON'T BE SHY MFERS!!!! ALSO I USE ALL PRONOURNS SO IDGAF WHAT YOU CALL ME!!! AND HERE IS MY SIGNOFF BC WHY TF NOT??? - 💻❓Hello, dear viewer of this blog. This is Globey speaking. Toaster wishes for me to do this... "Blog." With her. I don't fully understand why, but it's quite the break from the shenaniganry she can pull sometimes. (T04$T3R helped wit this)[eyyy this is the other toaster, aka the owner of this acc!! me and my friend is making this acc for funsies and i will just talk in uh whatever tf these r i forgot. also i use she/her pronouns :3][HAIII!!\(≧∇≦)/ this is Mr. Silly here!! :DDD me and toaster no.2 created this account because we got bored, so now we're here!! Ask us anything plz :3]...am i hearing voices again.??? - 💻❓**RULES**!!!!!!!!- No NSFW asks.- Uh this blog will have a lot of swearing so you can also swear here, just no slurs please- istg don't ship Globey and T04st3r, they're friends.- no racist or any bad thing shit.
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heyyyyyy, can either of you accept this box? *weird buzzing noises come from the box* this ISN'T filled with wasps and bees don't worry!!! - COKE ZERO ANON!!!
"Uh, sure I can. I don't really have anything else to do." *Takes the box and opens it* "OH SHI-" *A swarm of wasps and bees emerge from the box* "COKE ZERO ANON WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!?!?!" *Skedaddles away to get Globey* - 💻❓
#ask#anon ask#COKE ZERO ANON!!!#oc ask#oc ask blog#oc rp ask blog#og rp ask#goofy ahh#box of bees and wasps
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Globey: “Ah, just an old friend of mine. I mean, she’s still around, but she’s more… ah, elderly, than me.
Monét: ТЫ ЗНАЕШЬ, ЧТО Я ТЕБЯ СЛЫШУ, ТЫ НЕИЗВЕСТНЫЙ ПОЛ БИСЕКСУАЛЬНЫЙ УБЛЮДОК!! (Translation: I CAN HEAR YOU, YA KNOW, YOU UNKNOWN GENDERED BISEXUAL BASTARD!)
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"...Y'know, unc, you're actually correct on that. But who in the unholy hell is Monet??????" - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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Globey: “Ah, hello toaster- oh god, what the hell is that thing. It looks more horrendous than Monet’s new makeup.”
(Creator of Globey, Mr. Silly here! For clarification, Monet is an oc of mine i made a while back. Considering they’re both old i decided to make them canonically know eachother)
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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Globey: “ああ…なあ? 何?”
globey: “are you the dead body they found
(Insert globey falling asleep mid-question because he’s old as hell)
“NO? GO TAKE YOUR PILLS, OLDIE”
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"I said what's your name, not ego." - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"... Hell who even are YOU- Ha, I've just been arguing with someone that I don't even know the name of." - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"... HEY UNC!!!... Awh fuck I think he died."
*insert Toast checking if Globey died*
"Nah they alive still. I don't want another corpse here." - 💻❓
globey: “are you the dead body they found
(Insert globey falling asleep mid-question because he’s old as hell)
“NO? GO TAKE YOUR PILLS, OLDIE”
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"HEHEHEHEH IT'S WORKING!! BUT. ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION SHRIMPY BOY" - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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Globey: “are you two the dead bodies they found in that bread factory?”
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"...I'm not gonna shoo out of spite of you. AND YA HADN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION- WHERE THE FUCK AM I-" - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"Geez... Try better, I've heard worse! Also I don't THINK my name is 'Weirdo'." - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"oh fuck- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT PAIN BROSKI-" *drops him* "...oopsies- (geez it's weird being 'round people who actually feel pain..)" - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"my house. Also whERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE MORE THAN ONE PERSON-" *grabs shrimpo with their cursor tail and shakes him-* "ANSWER ME SHRIMP BOY!!!" - 💻❓ (LOL SORRY ITS JUST MY OC'S SIGNOFF IF YOU CONFUSED- WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP IN CASE-)
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"...Wow not even gonna ask who I am? BUTTT- I came from hell... Just kidding, I came from my house... Where the fuck am I though-" - 💻❓
*a random ahh static face person that also happens to have a cursor tail suddenly appears* "...what the fu-" (HEHEHEHEH oc time :3)
“WHAT- WHERE DI YOU EVEN COME FROM!? WEIRDO!!”
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"Old photo I found in my gallery, unc still doesn't know how to work a phone LMAOOO" - 💻❓ [lol that's Globey tho] "why do I keep hearing voices. WHY ARE THEY MENTIONING IT'S GLOBEY????" - 💻❓
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