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goingtosave:

thegoldenpxp:

[text: alpha] It’s stupidly addicting. [text: alpha] I regret nothing.

[text: isaac] really? nothing? [text: isaac] then why are you telling me to take your comp away??

[text: alpha] Because I know I won’t stop until it’s gone. [text: alpha] I just spent three hours playing Cash Cow to save up enough Kinzcash to get a decoration for my pet’s room.

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A/B/O Starters

dragon-memes:

“I am an alpha. You, runt, are beneath me.”

“I could tear out your throat in seconds.” 

“You dare to defy your alpha?” 

“Speak against me again and see what I’ll do to you.” 

“Omegas are pathetic.” 

“Bare your throat to me.”

“Stop fighting me!” 

“See? This is what your kind is made for.”

“Why don’t you roll over and show your stomach, like the pitiful omega you are?”

“I’m an omega, not your whore.” 

“Look at all the slick on your thighs.” 

“I hunted you down once, I’ll do it again. You’re mine.”

“Are you going to run from me? Fight me? Go on. I love a good struggle.” 

“You don’t have a choice in this, we all have roles.” 

“You don’t own my body, I own my body!” 

“Hands off, alpha. Never learn any self-control?”

“On your stomach, bitch.” 

“I don’t care if you’re ready, you’re going to take my knot.” 

“You look a little lost, omega.”

“Why don’t you shut your mouth and open your legs.” 

“I don’t need your help, alpha. I can protect myself.”

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goingtosave:

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[text: isaac] i [text: isaac] have no idea what to say to that [text: isaac] that is not at all what i was expecting what the hell

[text: alpha] It’s stupidly addicting. [text: alpha] I regret nothing.

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[text] I bought a webkinz at the dollar store. [text] He’s a snake and his name is Jackson. [text] It started out as a joke but now it’s gone too far I’m invested now. [text] help

[text] I need you to take away my computer.

[text: isaac] oh god what are you doing with it[text: isaac] wait i don’t think i wanna know

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// isn't that new wishlist post pretty much Isaac and Lexi's relationship atm? Like in one thread, Isaac's never really been to a sex shop and in another, he's eating her out with a surprise in his pocket {still dying to find out what tbh} but that sounds like that plot

haha probably! sorry it’s taking me so long, but I’ve been crazy busy with work. :( but it’s just one more week before scarowinds is over and i have time again.

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Damn, I bet you look so fucking hot on your knees sucking a thick cock.

“If you show yourself, I might be down.”

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On All Hallow’s Eve

“This is no night to be wandering alone.”

“Spirits walk the earth.”

“Tonight the dead walk among us.”

“Be careful.”

“There’s something out there.”

“The veil is lifted between our world and another.”

“Mirrors are portals.”

“Leave food outside your door to appease hungry demons.”

“Things walk the earth on this night.”

“If you go out, be sure to dress in a costume.”

“The wind is whispering.”

“Pranksters are the least of our worries.”

“Light a candle for the souls of the departed.”

“Let’s decorate!”

“ ’Ware of the monsters that lurk.”

“Keep the cat indoors.”

“You have nothing to fear.”

“Witches aren’t the only things that fly.”

“Leaves rustle, the dogs bark and trees moan.”

“Fear the dark.”

“Be sure to have plenty of treats- even on Beggar’s Night.”

“It’s unwise to offend something inhuman.”

“Do you know why witches fly backwards on their broomsticks?”

“It’s the devil’s night.”

“We are protected.”

“We could celebrate with drink and song.”

“Magic is alive this night.”

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okAY but give me a plot where the boy is so well mannered and polite and quiet and sHY and the other character didnt even know they existed until he cleared his throat, tapped their shoulder and asked them out (BUT IT WAS SO AWKWARD BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HEAR HIM SO THEY HAD TO ASK HIM TO REPEAT IT AND WHEN HE DID HE RAISED HIS VOICE A LIL AND IT WAS SHAKY CUZ HE WAS NERVOUS) and they felt soooooo bad for him that they said yes and it was quiet and kind of awkward and the night ended weirdly but then the next day he comes back and asks for another date next week and they dont know how to break it to him that they’re not interested but they agree anyway so then after the second date hE GOES IN FOR A KISS AND ITS NOT CHASTE AND SWEET AS THEY EXPECTED IT WOULD BE IT WAS ROUGH AND PASSIONATE AND IT LEADS TO THEM MAKING OUT WHILE SLAMMING INTO WALLS TRYNA GET TO THEIR BEDROOM AND THEY HAVE ROUGH CRAZY SEX AND HE WAS SO DOMINATE AND KINKY AND THE NEXT MORNING HE WAKES THEM UP W BREAKFAST AND ASKS TO DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME AND UGH PLEASE!!!! IT CAN BE M/F OR M/M OR EVEN F/F WHATEVER IDC JUST GIVE ME PLEASE

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Halloween/Fall Starters

lydiameowtin:

flirt-suke:

-“Did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? Let me see it.” -“Stay still I’m almost done with your costume.” -“What do you say if we take the kids early and have some treats of our own tonight?” -“Is there some pumpkin type of flavor or cooking thing you want me to make?” -“That costume you’re wearing is super sexy.” -“It’s warmer under the blanket cave I’ve made.” -“Hold my hand before we go in.” -“You shouldn’t go out there!” -“Stay here with me until the sun comes up?” -“The colors this year on the trees are beautiful and vibrant.” -“Is this fresh made cider?” -“If you bob for one apple and get it on the first try I’ll give you a kiss.” -“I prefer you without the costume on.” -“I’m not going as that. Nothing you say or do will convince me otherwise.” -“I cant even see your head hardly, you’re buried in a mountain of an oversized sweater.” -“You got a little too into this holiday didn’t you?” -“I’m not going in a graveyard.” -“It’s surprisingly warm out today for being autumn.” -“Don’t scare me please.” -“(insert other muse’s name) I know you’re in the closet.” -“Please take a jacket on our walk or stand near me.” -“This is super good can I get the recipe?” -“Are we doing this? I mean really doing this? Because I hate haunted houses.” -“OK but if someone pops out at me and I punch them its not my fault.” -“I can help you with decorations if you’d like?” -“Why are you so hell bent on giving me a good scare?” -“Stop putting the blanket on and going boo.” -“Did you see a creepy figure in the yard?” -“A bonfire in the late fall is super nice.” -“Lets go out of sync with tradition and make something non pumpkin related to eat please.” -“What should be go as?” -“We’re a little too old to go trick or treating.” -“Why did you give the pumpkin such a stupid face?” -“You’re a little too obsessed with Halloween.” -“Gory movie marathon. You, me, and my couch. Right now.” -“Lets go to a costume party.” -“You’re going to win the contest for sure.”

(feel free to add more)

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Trick or Treating

"I keep tripping over my costume."

"An apple?"

"That house looks great!"

"I'm not sure we should go down that street."

"Have the kids gone out already?"

"We have to wait until sunset!"

"No fair! Your costume is getting you more candy."

"We need to go to this one house that gives out full size chocolate bars."

"Let's go around to the rich neighborhood."

"That place looks creepy. I'm not going up there."

"Someone is hiding in the bushes over there."

"I'm not scared!"

"That costumes cool... but who are you suppose to be?"

"Faster! We need to get to all the houses!"

"Did you hear that?"

"I can't see. My mask keeps getting in the way."

"Nice pumpkins."

"Did it have to rain tonight of all nights?"

"Is the candy situation light this year or is it just me?"

"So you're going as a discoball this year?"

"I love those lights!"

"Something doesn't feel right..."

"Is it snowing?"

"I swear someone's following us."

"There's something in that window!"

"Seems kinda warm for Halloween, doesn't it?"

"The school has doughnuts and cider."

"I'm hungry."

"I think I ripped my costume."

"I shouldn't have worn these shoes."

"Can we trade?"

"I'm tired. Can we go home now?"

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“Yeah, but.. they’re struggling to get by as it is. They think I don’t know but I do and I don’t want to be another burden.”

“You have Scott and his mother now, don’t you?”

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“Oh.”

Well now he was picturing it and that had to stop. That had to stop right the fuck now because even if Peter didn’t smell it then there’s no way he wouldn’t hear Isaac’s heart rabbiting out of his chest.

“I’m... I’m just gonna go now.”

Peter has to laugh a little inwardly at that one. “Derek mostly. It’s kind of just easier to let him have his way. I’m not complaining though. He knows what he’s doing.”

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CALLING ALL CURIOUS ANONS!

chancegivcn:

goldencoin:

promptsareus:

Send me a question you have always wanted to know about my muse.

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Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

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Okay, bedtime, because honestly fuck math. I cannot handle quantitative literacy and interests and stocks right now. I am going the fuck to bed at a reasonable hour for once. Good night!

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{Lexi} [text] I've seen cute, that thing is not cute [text] what self-writing book? I didn't see that one

[text] Oh bah humbug, it was funny.[text] Yeah I put that one on your desk.

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{Lexi} [text] NOT WHEN THE DECORATIONS MOVE ON THEIR OWN [text] Just tell me next time you decide to stick in my bedroom, yeah? Thing freaks me out [text] or there won't be any kind of screwing! // mun is watching horror movies atm //

[text] Aw come on, it’s cute![text] So should I return the self-writing book cause that one is really awesome.