theguyofalltimeever

[theguyofalltimeever]

can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her

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Posted May 18, 2024.

[theguyofalltimeever]

OOC: hey guys, just so you know, i may not be able to update this blog with consistancy over the summer, but please do keep sending me stuff and talking to my boy and ill make sure to get to it when i can!

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ooc:

Hey guys! Mun here, or whatever they call it! just wanted to talk a bit about this blog rq!

first off, this is my first like actual rp experience, so im a little nervous, but also really excited!

second, my boy Goo is Indigo blood, but is pretending to be a mutant blood. he is really obsessed with the idea of being a human and wants to be one so so so bad, but he cant just like. be one. so instead here he is lieing on the internet.

ALSO!! DISCLAMER THINGY!!! i realized the premise of my boy could be considered as me trying to make fun of or parody people who are otherkin! that is in no way what i am doing! I 100% fully support otherin/therians and if you dont agree you can fuck right off. I wrote this character this way from past experiences of hyperfixations bluring the lines of unhealthy obsessions, and am in no way trying to bellittle anyones experience! please be respectful (out of character, in character you can be an ass to him ofc) and have a lovely day!!

also update, I realized I am a therian myself, so again absolutley wanted to restate that he is not a therian he is just unhealthily obsessed with the idea of a better life that he will never get

ummmm H!!!!! !m not really sure how to do these th!ngs hahaha... my name !s Goob!e!! and th!s !s my grumblr blog! really exc!ted to be hear! ummm.... thats all..... thank you!!! GOODB73!!!! 7!PP33!!

Dont worry about the fact my 373S are !nd!go thats just a... mutat!on!! ! prommy!

[ummmm Hiiii! im not really sure how to do these things hahaha… my name is Goobie!! and this is my grumblr blog! really excited to be hear! ummm…. thats all….. thank you!!! GOODBYE!!!! YIPPEE!!

Dont worry about the fact my EYES are Indigo thats just a... mutation!! i prommy!]

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why were you learning about humans

arent they like fictional or something

NOOOOO NONO TH37 AR3 R3A[!!!! they l!ve on another planet, called 3 A R T H and !m learn!ng about them because they are super cool!!!!!

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!! wow!! just l!ke 7OU!

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no ewww ! fuck!ng hate ch!tter gog, and ! can rat!o anyone ! l!ke. watch. fuck you+rat!o

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okay no fa!r po!nt but also please cons!der [+Rat!o+! do not care

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Naw you just arent worth the effort !s all

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well fuck you to ! guess

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!m SORR7 that one of my hobb!es !s hunt!ng! and they werent small and weak, very sharp claws actually, they try and scratch me. my lusus sends me outs!de to calm myself !f ! get to angry.

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do wat?

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hello. now that ! have properly calmed down and culled a few feather beasts around my h!ve, ! am ready to resume scholarly convorsat!on w!th my assoc!ates. ! apolog!ze for my lapse !n normalcy, and w!ll str!ve to better myself. thank you for your ongo!ng support !n these try!ng t!mes

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man. you kinda suck my guy ::/ like hardcore mode suck. no offense but wow. failcore

wow, anon, ! am mortally wounded by your words, whatever shall ! do?? cry!ng and scream!ng actually, for th!s scath!ng remark !s truely horrendus!

[theguyofalltimeever]

[ooc] so fun being the secret admirer of this blog [who totally isnt my beloved what huh /silly]

ooc:// I'm really glad you like it hehehehe totally random person who is not my beloved what who said that?

[theguyofalltimeever]

everybody so mean 2 me

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