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Okay so guys I'm new to this discourse but I think the outie Helly was the one who did this and not the innie

SEVERANCE | 2x10 - Cold Harbor └ written by Dan Erickson

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Reality is often disappointing!

Yoh wtf is this username 😭

I'm fucking losing it

This username is the result of too much anatomy being forced into my brain rn and my friend’s totally real, definitely not made up 30 foot wiener

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NTA

Mirrors are bad enough. No explanation needed.

AITA for throwing my houseguest's shaving glass out the window?

For context I (don't worry about my age M) have a solicitor (22 M) currently staying at my home for business purposes. For for the purpose of this post I will call my solicitor J.

J arrived a few days ago now and has been very well behaved staying in a small section of my home and being more then willing to answer any of my questions about the purchase and his fascinating home country (England).

This morning I went to visit him in his quarters to let him know breakfast was ready when I walked on him shaving. Now for personal medical reasons I will not discuss here have banned all mirrors and reflective objects from my home. It appeared through Johnathan brought his own mirror though. I accidentally startled him when I entered and he cut himself while shaving which set off my prior mentioned medical issues. This resulted in my lunching at him but I didn't actually touch him so it is no matter.

Now here is where I may be the asshole. Once I had collected my self I throw his mirror out the window and down a cliff face into the forest below. It was pure impulse. I played it off as taking revenge on it for making him cut him self and called it "a foul bauble of man's vanity". We moved on from the incident quickly but now J looks a bit uncomfortable around me.

I feel it should have been obvious from the lack of reflective surfaces in my home that mirrors are not allowed, but I technically never said it. I only told him not to go into locked rooms or fall asleep outside of his room. But who even brings a mirror with them when they travel? Anyway what do you all think, was I am asshole but tossing him mirror or just taking care of my self because of my medical issues?

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There should be a way to reach someone on DnD esp when asleep. For example by typing emergency. See attached image.

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We see too many t*ts and not enough ankles

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Humans after liking an animal: I'm gonna keep you alive

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Saratoga Water Man is back

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Saratoga Water Man has left the Internet in shambles

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I know you're wrong, and I want to argue with you, but I'm sorry man the neurons aren't connecting.

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Being unable to justity my emails bothers me.

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How tf is he gonna swallow this?

I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich

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I always assumed these were sex lights

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Heathcliff did not have to go this hard

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Everyone respects Charlie Chaplin now, some people don't respect ishowspeed

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There is a fish on the tumblr app that receives more engagement than me. Fish eat me😔

@i-am-a-fish this power imbalance does not make me worthy of a meal