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my fucking tummy can't breathe

did i ever tell you guy about the time i got stuck in a room with the kpop band BTS in the santiago airport in 2017

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THE KNEES. CREAMY LEGS. IT'S DINNER TIME Y'ALL 🍽🍴🍴🥄🥢.

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i take back everything i said.

imma start a movement against having to wear business casual clothing in the workplace. why bosses acting like they've been personally victimized by my favorite pair of jeans???? cause surely the customer doesn't give a flying fuck plus these slacks giving me outrageous camel toe rn.

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imma start a movement against having to wear business casual clothing in the workplace. why bosses acting like they've been personally victimized by my favorite pair of jeans???? cause surely the customer doesn't give a flying fuck plus these slacks giving me outrageous camel toe rn.

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they needa put me in the weverse hq wiring room bc i have NOTES.

first and foremost, there's no reason for my corneas to be sizzle crackle popping moment i open the app, code in a dark mode WITH HASTE 'fore i have to make a call to my optometrist

the feed is too linear and chronological. i was no CS major but some sort of algorithm for the feed is definitely in order.

why?? are?? pictures?? above?? the text?? of a post?? when scrolling?? pictures are under the text only when you actually click the post, ION LIKE DET.

i should not have to trudge through dante's nine circles of hell and fight off a minotaur to find the trending page for bts weverse. GIRL WHERE IS ITFKDNDOD*$*#??? I LITERALLY ONLY BE FINDING IT ON ACCIDENT*#*#*

do NAWT be recomminding other artist's weverse under the "my communities" tab. i will not be joining, PACK IT UP AND WRAP IT UP.

i have a lot more, i'll add as i come across them 🧐

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the bts book chapter content...why chapter 3 & 7 finna be piping hot tea on every page 🧐

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do i spend this unexpected deposit i just got on 3 packs of gummy edibles or an air purifier for my room

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had me a date w myself at barnes today and finished this book from the new fiction section...twas okay 🧐 felt matthew could've been much much much more unsettling, but that's just me, 5/10

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"Full breadth of Jungkook's charm."

The red, black, and white theme.

Dropping on Silver Day, 14.7.2023.

This sounds a little dangerous to me.

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"rate limit exceeded" how about you suck my NUTS. seven by jungkook soon and now my primary means for real-time music news getting fucked bc elon dusty crusty musty musk a greedy gluttonous bastard, man eat my ASS.

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elon when i get your rectangular bitch-shaped face ass...

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221213 - bts on twitter: our hyung!! Come back safely!! 💜 Love you 💜

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“There's no different angle, no clever solution, no trickity trick that's gonna move that rock. You gotta face it head on.”

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"Azula was born lucky. You were lucky to be born"

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⭐️🔭

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