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Who's Max? Nobody here is talking about Max, this post is literally about M and his losers. I assure you I do not know of this Max and I do not know any old Waylon place in Hatchetfield. This post is probably not what you're talking about at all. In fact, maybe you mistakenly wrote this reply for another post? Because there's no way that my post has anything to do with Max and Hatchetfield at all this is not about him at all, I don't know him I don't know anything I have never even been to Hatchetfield what are you talking about
Really weird situation happening in my high school. Honestly no one knows what to do so maybe one of you can give us some advice???
So there's this guy who's just a huge bully, he's like the quarterback, rlly big and intimidating. Everyone is afraid of him, ik this sounds nonsensical bcs like cmon its 2021 but i SWEAR this guy is scary. You would understand if you met him. And this guy, lets call him M, hates nerds (again, I'm not making this up).
And there's this group of losers in our school, and I'm not saying that to be mean, they actually ARE losers. Like this trio of weebs who visibly have weird kinks and wear weird clothes. But tbh it's not the things that they like or what they look like they just ACT weird. And ofc these guys are M's main targets bcs cmon look at them.
The other day one of the losers was caught helping a popular girl cheat on a test and they both got detention, apparently after that M beat him up? Okay but the weirdest thing is the day after this M WAS SUDDENLY NICE W THE LOSERS. I'm not kidding, M was NEVER nice to anybody even to his own friends. The closest thing M had ever been to being nice was to this puritan girl that M liked. But since that day the losers were suddenly M's BEST FRIENDS. M started hanging out with them all the time, he stopped insulting them and throwing them into lockers, he got mad when OTHER people do that too.
Ofc violence is bad and stuff and it's good that it has stopped but M doesn't actually stopped bullying other people, just the losers. And the bigger problem now was that the losers are now getting big headed bcs M is supporting them. They get SO annoying now, we didn't know how much weirdness they were suppressing before. And like we're all still afraid of M, but tbh we start to lose respect for him yk? Like it was all bad and horrible before but M HAD BEEN this untouchable big strong athlete so its acceptable in some way right? But now he's with these freaks like??? And somehow the popular girl that i mentioned before was with them too now?? It'd be so much better if M and the popular girl could influence the losers to be normal or something, BUT it's the other way around THE LOSERS ARE THE ONES INFECTING THEM. And don't even get me started with whatever is happening with the puritan girl.
I'm not saying bullying is okay but tbh personally i think whatever hierarchy our school had before was BETTER than this rn like bro fr this is unnatural. I'm going crazy here I'm starting to think this might be an alien loser disease spreading or something. Seriously what should we do?
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Really weird situation happening in my high school. Honestly no one knows what to do so maybe one of you can give us some advice???
So there's this guy who's just a huge bully, he's like the quarterback, rlly big and intimidating. Everyone is afraid of him, ik this sounds nonsensical bcs like cmon its 2021 but i SWEAR this guy is scary. You would understand if you met him. And this guy, lets call him M, hates nerds (again, I'm not making this up).
And there's this group of losers in our school, and I'm not saying that to be mean, they actually ARE losers. Like this trio of weebs who visibly have weird kinks and wear weird clothes. But tbh it's not the things that they like or what they look like they just ACT weird. And ofc these guys are M's main targets bcs cmon look at them.
The other day one of the losers was caught helping a popular girl cheat on a test and they both got detention, apparently after that M beat him up? Okay but the weirdest thing is the day after this M WAS SUDDENLY NICE W THE LOSERS. I'm not kidding, M was NEVER nice to anybody even to his own friends. The closest thing M had ever been to being nice was to this puritan girl that M liked. But since that day the losers were suddenly M's BEST FRIENDS. M started hanging out with them all the time, he stopped insulting them and throwing them into lockers, he got mad when OTHER people do that too.
Ofc violence is bad and stuff and it's good that it has stopped but M doesn't actually stopped bullying other people, just the losers. And the bigger problem now was that the losers are now getting big headed bcs M is supporting them. They get SO annoying now, we didn't know how much weirdness they were suppressing before. And like we're all still afraid of M, but tbh we start to lose respect for him yk? Like it was all bad and horrible before but M HAD BEEN this untouchable big strong athlete so its acceptable in some way right? But now he's with these freaks like??? And somehow the popular girl that i mentioned before was with them too now?? It'd be so much better if M and the popular girl could influence the losers to be normal or something, BUT it's the other way around THE LOSERS ARE THE ONES INFECTING THEM. And don't even get me started with whatever is happening with the puritan girl.
I'm not saying bullying is okay but tbh personally i think whatever hierarchy our school had before was BETTER than this rn like bro fr this is unnatural. I'm going crazy here I'm starting to think this might be an alien loser disease spreading or something. Seriously what should we do?
#au where max never died#max jagerman#npmd#starkid npmd#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#im not american and not a native english speaker btw
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~You summon us once, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice~
Finally watched Nerdy Prudes Must Die and I’m absolutely OBSESSED, so enjoy a WIP of the Lords in Black because god I think their designs are so cool
So tempted to go back and watch TGWDLM and Black Friday to get back into the Hatchetfield world cause god I miss it <3
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Sir Hop-A-Lot and Tadius meet one day. The old frog is utterly delighted that Ella has such a devoted knight by her side, but the young man still has a lot to learn, and so Hop vows to take him under his wing, so to speak. This is how Tadius gains his new, greatly beloved nickname.
Tadpole.
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I'm sure this has been said before, but I really like the idea that Tadius fantasized about killing the king (and probably the prince, too) before he met Ella, in the same way Ella fantasized about killing her step sisters and mother. They both feel trapped, aidless, abused, and lack a large level of autonomy; which is why both of them are eager to enact their revenge the second they have the ability/opportunity to do so.
That's why Tadius is so quick to:
1. Believe Ella is talking about the king in her monologue (she's hypothetically saying what he's secretly been thinking for a long time)
2. Smother the king with a pillow (both enact unapologetic (/pos) vengeance before their exact plan is fully realized because they are so eager to gain both freedom and justice)
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*throws Cinderella's Castle fanart at you and runs*
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Oh so when Ella Ashmore finds out her God(s) are false and gets power from a new more Eldrich one to defeat her enemies it's a good thing and she's seen as a hero. But when I, Grace Chasity-
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Why is Curt Mega so good at playing men who are so in love with another character

Like I want someone to look at me the way Curt Mega looks at his romantic scene partners
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The Voices of Lauren Lopez, Tag Urself
Art by: @riveracheron
with assistance from @rococobimbo
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