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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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It bears repeating:

Luigi Mangione is innocent.

He's innocent by law until proven guilty. He's to be treated as innocent by everyone, including leftists. Celebrating him for the killing of Beian Thompson is still associating him with a murder he has not committed.

And even if he is found guilty by law, doesn't mean he did it. The US has a long history of convicting people for murder (sometimes getting the death penalty) on very shaky evidence if any, obviosly forced confessions and lying cops. Additionally juries are selected towards the verdict the prosecutions wants. Jury nullification is not going to happen. Neither the police nor the court are to be trusted.

Luigi Mangione is innocent. Legally and ethically.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!

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My bad guys.

Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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Male cats do this too, I gave yellow to mochi when she was around 14 weeks old and he just went "is that a fucking BABY???" and immediately loafed on top of her.

Though he may have just been lonely from the divorce.

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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it is always morally correct to criticize the united states

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Me, an American, "I don't know how I feel about owning a gun, I don't think I have the proper training and don't have time to dedicate to properly utilize it. Unless in specific circumstances it is easy for a gun to escalate a situation drastically."

I was then shot 57 times.

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"I try to be a decent and level headed person"

Immediately gets frothing at the mouth levels of irritated when people are alive in my general vicinity for to long.

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"I hide being autistic so well"

No. No babe you really don't. We all saw you take a bite of something, make a face, spit it into a napkin then deconstruct that SAME thing, eat the ingredients individually, make SEVERAL MORE FACES before spitting THOSE items into napkins and throwing the entire plate out.

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Took an early lunch, got back to work, sat down, and immediately realized I had a v important work meeting that exact minute.

I was completely unprepared, bullshitted my way through the entire meeting and my boss just walked up to me to say "good job on that call, professional and polished as always."

I took an early lunch bc I thought I had left the stove on and was burning down my apartment.

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My father: *trying to convince me that since mochi is an apex predator nothing he does is cute*

"he is a killer! He dreams of murder and "the old ways"!"

Me *looking at this 13 lb cat who looks like the Wheedle on the Needle, who wakes me up by petting my face*

"i cannot take you seriously when you talk like this."