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When you are reading a story and the guy who has assaulted the fl 2x says he's going to win her over.

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Hey remember this? Turns out this was the time I almost died of dehydration. Like a dumbass.

I had one thought today. 1. My body's response?

Splitting headache

Loss of vision

Straight up passing out for three hours.

Extreme hunger and thirst when I do wake up.

The thought?

Capitalism is an excuse to keep the monarchy around except instead of using the made up concept of "gods chosen" we use the made up concept of money as a power structure.

No I will not explain further

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Roomate chronicles,

I told Ace that I baked an amazing apple pie, they told me to prove it and so I did. They were then incredibly annoyed when I told them I had in fact lied, and had never baked an apple pie in my entire god damn life.

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Sometimes I think about the grand amount of time I'll have one day, and that thought always terrifies me.

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Boy it sure would be nice if someone actually just killed me.

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Not my dumbass donating plasma before class forgetting I was dehydrated so I almost passed tf out in the hallway

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My roomate told me the day before yesterday that dobby. From Harry Potter. Was a hobbit. She also said that Gandalf was in Harry Potter and now I don't think they realize they can choose between 12 hours of lord of the rings or me commiting graphic fryingpan murder.

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I find the fact they have to give the blood back at plasma donations hysterical.

My guy it's already out just take it

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Hey is "I want you to punch me in the face" a new pickup line bc 2 of my friends have said that followed by something along the lines of "you look like someone would pay you to murder them as like a kink thing"

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Having children is about sacrifice, you sacrifice your time, money, potential. In return you are given a purpose, to help and protect and prepare this small child.

You sacrifice your life for another.

I love sacrifice, I love to give those I love my time, money, and talents. But I could never have a child.

Asking me to sacrifice my life for someone I never met. To martyr myself for the sake of it, is the worst possible thing someone could ask of me.

One day I will sacrifice myself for another. But it will be someone I know, not someone I created but have never met.

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My friend insists that I not do anything for them, I however have responded in several ways

*while making soup* "acts of service motherfucker"

*while insisting they let me help them* "you're just going to DENY my love language? wow. WOW. idk if we are even friends anymore, I have to reconsider this"

*threatens to clean their room while they sleep*

"Acts of service, fuck you."

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Okay this didn't age well

why does the american government have all these back alley  ways to bypass the bill of rights? 

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If I start to overwhelm myself I literally just put my headphones in and listen to loud music. I am not allowed to think, it's a bad idea, resulting in these fun exchanges,

My brain: existential crisis, urge to scream, self hatred, we are failing at life. Drop out. Overdose. Never wake up again. Throw yourself down those stairs.

Me turning the radio up:

Istanbul was Constantinople, now its Istanbul not Constantinople!!!

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Convos I've had with my favorite manager episode 1:

Me: "I am incredibly embarrassed of myself, i over analyze everything i say. Tonight when i get off work i'll be analyzing this conversation. "

Mng: "I don't know what to tell you, once I got past a certain age I stopped caring what people think of me."

Me: "no no no, I don't care what you think of me. Whatever other people feel towards me is none of my business but I am embarrassed of myself"

Mng: "well that was deep, and incredibly dark"

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I know what immortals feel like and it sucks

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"You're going to do great things"

"You'll make the world a better place"

Sir I exist SOLELY as a punishment to others. You have made my life purgatory and so I will make yours hell.

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"Why do you go to the gym so much? Your body is beautiful curves and all!!"

I don't go to the gym bc I'm fat Sheryl I go to the gym bc I have suppressed rage and and it's either lift weights or get arrested for assault