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what im trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too s  m   a    l     l

i’ll say it again, the diameter of Pringle cans is way too  s  m   a    l     l two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too s  m   a    l     l

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Bo Burnham in Rough Night (2017)

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The I’m emotionally spiraling and need to feel real starter kit

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The Houses As Bo Burnham Gifs

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

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he fucking deadpanned it like a champ

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“Perfect” | Bo Burnham

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Bo Burnham's lyrics: *Stack up consecutive double and triple entendres in syncopated rap rhythm, including dense, intensely clever wordplay that you won't fully register until the fifth listen in your car on a cloudy Saturday afternoon*

Bo Burnham's lyrics: *Make satire out of privilege, romance, gender roles, most genres of mainstream music, and the performing arts as an entire industry in a way that is universally comical but also genuinely thought-provoking*

Bo Burnham's lyrics: *Address heavy societal issues in depth but generally keeps everything lighthearted with his own brand of optimistic nihilism. Are well-read and often make references to classic literature. Provide insight on religion and existentialism on the level of a TED Talk*

Also Bo Burnham's lyrics: "Here's my impression of a broken jet ski. Padadadadadadadadada. Fill me with gas. I'm a jet ski."

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The reflection of my tv on my laptop makes it look like a fucking meme

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Me: *watches what.*

Me: wow! He is so funny

Me: *watches Make Happy*

Me: wow! Is he ok

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Bo on set with Elsie Fisher

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Composers using Sonata form probably thought this in the B/Development section of their piece

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thank you. good night. i hope you’re happy.

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The signs as my favorite bo burnham lines

Aries: “The first son is called a world on fire” *SCREAMING*

Taurus: “Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own”

Gemini: “God sent his only son to die for our sins, his only son. But we are all gods children so to god we are all a bunch of girls”

Cancer: ”I never said I was funny ok so stop staring at me”

Leo: “I don’t want you to think that I think that I’m better than other people or that I think I know more than other people, okay, anyways heres a song from the perceptive of god”

Virgo:”Laughter is the best medicine, y’know besides medicine”

Libra: “If Jesus can walk on water can he swim on land?”

Scorpio: “My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, she liked to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time”

Sagittarius: “Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out that you shouldn’t be a dick”

Capricorn: “Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah a really good book”

Aquarius: “Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones; or masturbate during the daytime.”

Pisces: “Love is the best part of being alive, I should know I just turned 25”

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Bo Burnham going on Parks and Rec as a stereotypical country singer is so perfect. 

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- They’re just staring at me like “Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health. And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.”

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This is what someone with adhd trying to communicate their thought process looks like

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he’s got a point