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Reverse hitman who tracks down the undead and restores them to life so they lose all their cool powers.

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Things can always be improved, but don't let it stop you from deciding it's "done". Don't let the perfect get in the way of the good.

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You people talk about ADHD / Narcissism / Depression / etc the same way that medieval peasants talked about their humoric temperament.

TikTok voice: "Ten Tips To Make Sure Your Daughter Isn't Dating A Suitor With An Abundance Of Yellow Bile"

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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Straight and cisgender people, have you ever had to Google if you’d get arrested at your vacation destination?

If we got to choose our sexuality or gender, we wouldn’t choose to be put in jail, or even GET KILLED.

So many of us are closeted from fear of losing our homes, family, friends, jobs, sometimes even lives.

We don’t get to be who we actually are in over 70 different countries.

We don’t want to turn your cishet kids queer, we want your queer kids to be alive.

If love is illegal, so will our silence

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Literally when did society start deciding that nonbinary people and non men can't have facial hair?

Makes no fucking sense, my beard is gender as fuck

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american leftists seem extremely focused on anti imperialism (good) but rarely- if at all- discuss decolonization in their own fucking country, despite acknowledging that it is a settler colonial state.

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Nothing's happening this session.

Look, the bad guys can have a filler episode too. They're off having plot-irrelevant, low-stakes adventures. You didn't hear them complaining when you spent two sessions adopting an owlbear, did you?

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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Ah beans.

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

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i have intense feelings about the portal manipulator art and i won't lie it is bordering on sexually horny

The art is by Miranda Meeks! Go throw money at her for always giving lesbians what they need.

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HE'S DOING HIS BEST. Based on a submission from @flamboyantcuttlevawn.

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actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things