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INSTAGRAM! @KITTYONFLEEK UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO!

What’s the only thing better than one pup?  That’s right.  I got to play babysitter for two of these little devils. #MissingSophie [GOLDEN HEART EMOJI]

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That’s because you fall asleep in any movie that doesn’t have cars going super fast in it.  You got’s the need for speed, my friend.

Scary?

That sounds boring, though, like I’d be in the kind of movie I usually fall asleep watching.

Scary, still.

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Slow your sperm, Huddy.  I’m talking in the future-future.  When you’re settled down with some nice girl-next-door type of woman who is all flowers and sunshine and plays the part of step-mom to a T.  Then maybe real mom, who knows?

But for now...single dad super laid should be okay.

Whoa more dadness sounds super scary and not even worth getting super laid for right now. Cause like, this dude, totally not even knocking up someone unless it’s on super purpose.

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You’re welcome.

You got it.  Super dad = super laid.  And who knows, that could lead to more dad-ness in the future.  If that’s a thing you want.

Thank you.

Someday being a super dad will get me totally laid, is basically what you’re saying?

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I meeeean.  Okay.  You’re pretty damn good.  Better than mine, so I don’t have much else to compare you to.

Hey, single dads are a total catch.  I bet that as soon as you’re ready and someone manages to catch your eye then that title will change in no time.

Only one of the best?

Ah yeah, they’re all so coupley and gross, hanging out with them is always me making a lot of single dad jokes.

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Oh, you know I’m kidding.  You’re...one of the best ones I’ve see, Hudson.

Definitely.  That’s crazy to think.  They’re still hitting off and the infamous Blam team is going strong.  I’d try to make plans with them, but being the awkward leftover wheel is basically a death sentence.

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Quinn’s back and forth a lot, but yeah, her and Rachel are really good together, I’m glad Rach has her.

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#Baddad strike #2.

That’s...that’s super great.  I’m really proud of both of them.  I... This is silly.  Quinn and I haven’t really.  Spoken.  But I’m glad that she’s doing well and going to Paris and still with Rachel.  They’re really great together.

He’d have to deal.

Good! Quinn’s in Paris right now doing… things that she does? I should pay more attention but I don’t. Rachel has like two other bakery locations now, though, which is awesome for her! I’m proud she’s been able to expand and keep up with it all.

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Yikes.  I don’t know if Dribble is going to be too happy about that. 

How, um.  How has she been?

Oh my God I’m going to have to live with Rachel and her cat.

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You could never be alone, even if you try, Finn Hudson.  Too many people love you to ever let that happen.

I’m not embarrassed to admit I’m not ready to be alone.

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Someone has an early case of the Empty Nest Syndrome.

Nope. Not happening. I won’t allow it. #baddad. I can’t do life without him yet. Nope.

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Hey, it’s not my fault that you have Einstein on your hands.  The world needs his thesis powers, Finn.

HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO COLLEGE YET, GOSH!!!

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@finnstagram: i know that's not true because i've seen you in real life. so.

@kittyonfleek: Back in my younger years. #memories

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@finnstagram: …HOW ARE YOU REAL?!?!?!

@kittyonfleek: The powers of Photoshop.

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Let him know that we can split it 50/50 style.  As long as he makes sure to put some away for when he goes away to college next week.

As long as my boy gets a cut in the deal, you’re all good to go, Ms. Wilde!

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Played peek-a-boo this weekend for July 4th.  Get the deets on this revamp on the typical one-piece over on my blog. #Indah #Mumu #BeachLife Photos by @JustinTimePhotography

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Well, damn.  I think I might have just found the way to get rich and famous and my transportation solution.

Hover shoes. Invent hover shoes, Max said.

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Remind me to invent my own flying services when I become all rich and famous.

Because Delta just doesn’t cut it anymore.  A girl tries to fly home for the weekend and doesn’t get to come back until Tuesday morning.  This is what I get for being sentimental.  Regardless: Hello, Seattle, I am a Kitty just trying to get the heck out of the airport.