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Mission Impossible
Jake: This mission is boring. Amy: This isn’t a mission. I said I was running chores. Jake: Then why did you invite me? Amy: I literally didn’t. I said you didn’t need to come. Amy: And you said, “fuck you, Santiago. I do what I want.”
#peraltiago#jake peralta#amy santiago#b99#brooklyn 99#brooklyn nine nine#incorrect quotes#idiots in love#golden retriever boyfriend
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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(source: my twt acc that i will not expose here)
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Jake: We're not mad, just disappointed. Amy: No, we are mad. Jake: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide. Amy: No, we are not. Jake: I'm not a mind reader, Amy!
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