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fruit beery...

i want him to explode. 🤯

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me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

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#all i know is he’s funny dutch and loves giving his wife head

.................i'm sorry???????? i'm gonna NEED you to expand on that please 😭

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#RINUSVEEKAY: that’s my life

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Trying to figure out how im gonna watch Indy 500 qualifying. I know I’m gonna likely be working but the sessions are gonna take up all my family’s recording storage because they’re so long. I also have a similar dilemma for the actual race.

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sports is about picking one favourite special guy who can do no wrong and running with insane (sometimes baseless but always intuitive) agendas against the people you don’t like . good luck to the rest of you

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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

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pmo when someone texts me, i respond instantly and then i get left on read for 5 billion hours. like okay bro

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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Is it weird to say hi to regulars in chat that I've never interacted with before? I've wanted to sometimes but I'm worried they'll think "who is this" and not respond ;-;

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starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

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x2

if you saw that, no you didn't

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if you saw that, no you didn't