and the one behind their back, with all the good stuff
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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saw a massive roach land on my arm in the dark half awake and now i am frantic tearing apart my room looking for this fucker
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sometimes everything in your life is going wrong, and you cant do anything about it so you sit down and play nostolgia games
#i miteee end up in a pshych ward pookies#my car broke down on the way to fix my college transcript problem :)#and i have 30 billion other things to fix also!#bee.txt
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put my fairy lights up in my room and now it feels like i actually live here
#i hateee moving#its like rebuilding a comfy cozy living space from ground 0#i have to put all my trinkets back up#also my 3000000 polaroids because i decided im a polaroid person 4 years ago#bee.txt
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forget im dating a man until i ask him to find something
#asked him to getcthe strawberry mil straws we got#he could not find them. like they are right there. on the table.#bee.txt
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You used to be able to exchange money for goods and services. Now you can’t do that. Because of broke.
#im broke bc i dont get paid til friday but my friend is paying for my chillis margarita :)#<-i forgot my id btw and watched a car accident happen in the parking lot. yes i did kill myself
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Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.
#holy shit#paynes prairie is like 40 mins from my house#ive gone on dates there#havent seen shrimp yet tho
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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts
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just watched my roomate squirt mio into straight vodka and call it a "mixed drink"
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You used to be able to exchange money for goods and services. Now you can’t do that. Because of broke.
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im moved out!!!
#remind me to never live in a third floor apartment ever again#also shoutout to my boyfriend for helping me and then driving us to get wawa at 2am as a post move snack#wawa was suprisingly super busy at 2am#bee.txt#tanna tag
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sorry babe, not now, im reading a sleeping beauty au of live action sonic characters Dr.robutnik and Agent stone
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just perhaps made the best butter chickpeas of my life GODT DAMN
#it was so easy too 😭#i didnt have to prep chicken. just use chickpeas#and my vegan friend can eat it#life may be beautiful#earth perhaps round#ill update in later findings#bee.txt
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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care
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i want a frozen margarita sooo bad rn but i have to be strong
#bee.txt#save me frozen margaritas...#i have to drive up to my appt and pacl more stuff up unforch#after my evil 8hr shif
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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