thelileggboy

[thelileggboy]

Everyone shut up and just listen to me for a second

Cesare was murdered by Geppetto and company by knife and his body was never found and no one mourned his death. This we know. So. We know the watchers are supposed to take the freaks and weirdos out inconspicuously and like disappear with no one noticing. We also know Cesare was CHOSEN to be a watcher and is the most conspicuous person EVER. So. My working theory is that either Cesare specifically is just like bad at everything and/or his body WAS found but no one said anything because it was the annoying puppet guy. I also think that watchers are chosen by how they die. Like if they, “vanish with no traces,” you are a candidate to be a watcher. I also have reason to believe that, “now I watch for all of time,” is telling us that he’s never gonna be free and also maybe another watcher is gonna be brought in to hunt HIM down and bring him to the penthouse.

Stone Jars is Caligari. It’s pretty obvious that the spiders with dead eyes are the watchers and the butterflies/doves are what the watchers catch. I suppose you could also see it as the butterflies in the stone jars are the watchers in their boxes, but I think it would make a lot more sense for them to be the Steves and D. B. Coopers of the world, but I think we all kinda know that by now.

AND. Caligari and Cesare are like blatantly copies of Caligari and Cesare in the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. So I THINK we may have a lot more knowledge on what’s going on than we think.

I’m gonna figure out how to watch a silent horror movie from 1920’s Germany

[thelileggboy]

The fact that among all the stupid idiots in the ocean there are scary, tough guys makes me so inconsolably angry

[thelileggboy]

Everyday I wake up and remember The Fall exists and I get a little angry

[thelileggboy]

I don’t understand why people aren’t just nice to people. That guy is annoying and entitled? Maybe he’s not and you’re just rude to him so he’s being rude back. Maybe his genuinely a sweet guy who is just kind of weird and needs some extra patience and wants to talk to you about cars and Pokémon

[thelileggboy]

Gonna start closing my eyes when people I don’t like are afoot. That way they can’t see me

[thelileggboy]

Everyone say, “Happy birthday, Egg,” so I can say, “OH MY GOODNESS, THANK YOU, GUYS!!!!!! I didn’t think you guys remembered,” and do a little dance, please

[thelileggboy]

My mom knew I was lactose intolerant fifteen years before I did

[thelileggboy]

Bedtime

[thelileggboy]

Am I smelling an oil leak? Perhaps. Is the fire personal and blaring truck any reassurance? Not really. Am I going to blow up today? One can only hope.

[thelileggboy]

The Tall One wasn’t there??????? What the fuck??????? Now I can’t have my fancy caffeine. Perhaps I will leave. Yes. I will leave and get fancy caffeine.

[thelileggboy]

I am going to pick the Tall One up tomorrow. I hope he still likes Gorillaz because I just remembered I love them (I hope he pays for my fancy caffeine I want because he KNOWS how much I HATE DRIVING. And if he doesn’t, I will leave him at the gas station. It’s only fair.)

[thelileggboy]

EMILY, STOP TELLING PEOPLE THATCI AM A COMMUNIST. GOVERNMENT IS NOT FUNNY AND I SHAKE MY CRACKLY FIST AT IT.

[thelileggboy]

I no no feel good

[thelileggboy]

So… has anyone else been jump scared by that one lil’ Nanny Ashtoreth “joke” in the book recently? The nursery rhyme thing? That thing that was always very not okay? WHY HAS LIKE NO ONE BROUGHT THIS UP????????

[thelileggboy]

The wife is proud of how far I’ve come in my healing journey

[thelileggboy]

I’m having so many big feelings right now

[thelileggboy]

Why the freaking heck is Mr. Sandman a spooky song now????? I listen to that song all the freaking time because it’s fun and silly and I like boys too. The creepiest part is Mr. Sandman himself going, “Yeeeeeees?” but that’s fine because it’s showing that he’s a kind soul who is listening. GRAUGHHHHHHHH