thelonely
thelonely
goofy bootin’
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sarah | she/her | mid-20s | dnd, horror media, goofs + gaffes™, misc. | writes + arts + edits sometimes | icon by @harehollows | silly goose space
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thelonely · 19 days ago
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does anyone wanna share a thing of fries
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thelonely · 19 days ago
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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thelonely · 1 month ago
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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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THE PITT 1.15 — 9:00 P.M.
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thelonely · 2 months ago
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anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library
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thelonely · 3 months ago
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He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)
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thelonely · 3 months ago
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See you at the Equator
22/100 || print
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thelonely · 3 months ago
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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thelonely · 4 months ago
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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT
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thelonely · 4 months ago
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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
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thelonely · 4 months ago
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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
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