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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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Save the Internet Archive!!!

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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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I will be leaning into this when I write the first story for Tales of the Secret Keeper. It will be out by the end of the week.

I know Dogwarts is often seen as a super loyal and unified group in fanon, but from a recent rewatch of Third Life, this is honestly my read on Dogwarts as a group.

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

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Gay🫵

An emote I made for shubcord (pride edition)

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excited for tales of the secret keeper! btw, is there like a list of the different 'what if' scenarios that we are going to see?

There is! It is further down my profile, but if you search Tales of the Secret Keeper in my profile, it should show up.

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What I am changes. What I'm not never does.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Jimmy | Solidarity, Scott Major | Smajor1995, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), John Booko | BdoubleO100, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Anthony Viviano | Bigbst4tz2, Rendog (Video Blogging RPF), The Red King (3rd Life SMP), Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood, Joel | SmallishBeans, Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF), Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Secret Keeper (Secret Life SMP) Additional Tags: She/Her and They/Them Pronouns for ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF) Summary:

What if Martyn had died instead of Ren in Third Life episode 4? What if Lizzie took Pearl's place in Double Life and Limited Life? What if the villains won every season?

Come along for the ride, as the Secret Keeper reveals their ultimate secret - alternate realities.

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Come on, folks.

That's a sheep dog and we all know it!

Hello.

I like you.

Goodbye.

a.

Thank. You?

have miouse.

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Name: Maddy or Amethyst

Age: 18

Relationship status: single but I like someone

Sexuality: demisexual demiromantic lesbian

Followers: umm last I checked, 74, maybe

Favourite mutuals: I love all of you

B-day: October 3rd

Favourite song: Bedsheet Ghost by rainbow frog biscuits

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Go here (I couldn’t reblog it again)

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Teali, indigo, viridian, chartreuse, burgundy

@rpfofficial @afriendofblahaj @deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd @pearlescentlynx @perseriph @llama-sidekick @kaslynspeaks @qjewellie @thesillytransgirlnova @idkihadtochangeit

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

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kind of following Sonic's birthday, none of these boys are normal lol

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DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS

Thanks for existing

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We love all of the gimmick blogs of Tumblr here. Each and every one.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you